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That was...endearing.
by Trippingbillee, 8-08-05

 

I'd sleep here, but now your bed kind of smells like my ass.
by Trippingbillee, 8-08-05

 

Hey, where are you going? I thought you were good for another round.
I say lots of stuff when I'm drunk.
by Trippingbillee, 8-08-05

 

by Trippingbillee
8-08-05
*Snore*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
WHAT THE FUCK??!!!!
Falling dream, sorry.

 

Eww, this tastes kind of like carrots. Did you eat carrots today?
by Trippingbillee, 8-08-05

 

You remind me of my brother.
by Trippingbillee, 8-17-05

 

by Trippingbillee
8-23-05
I'm sorry, Clara. I'm going to have to fail you. You've put no effort into this class.
I'll suck your cock for a 3.3.
No. For two reasons. Number 1, that's unethical. Number 2, I'm gay.
Ok, a 3.0, and you can call me Steve.

 

by Trippingbillee
8-23-05
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
THE EXPLODING FUCKING DONKEY!

 

by Trippingbillee
8-23-05
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
THE EXPLODING FUCKING DONKEY!
You are by far the worst person I have met at this bus stop.

 

by Trippingbillee
8-23-05
Wait, stop.
What?
Can we turn off the music? It's creeping me out.
What, what's wrong with Brian Eno?

 

by Trippingbillee
8-23-05
Ow, slow down.
What's wrong?
Nothing. I just have this rash.
...
In my vagina.
I'm overcome with a strange emotion...this may be the first time I'm glad I'm wearing a condom.

 

by Trippingbillee
8-23-05
Wow, its really amazing how different every penis is.
What do you mean?
Like, my last boyfriend's was just so big. Not just long, but wide too.
Not that it matters that much. It's just so amazing. The differences, I mean.
You should just be glad that my sex drive is overpowering the fact that you are a bitch.

 

Can I use your cell phone? I need to call my mom.
by Trippingbillee, 7-18-06

 

by Trippingbillee
9-01-06
Sorry I forgot to grab the condoms. Don't turn the light on. My roommate is sleeping and I don't want her to wake up. They're in the top drawer of the dresser.
This dresser is weird. It's soft, like a person.
WHO THE FUCK IS GRABBING MY TIT?

 

by Trippingbillee
9-01-06
RING RING RING RING RING
Shit, we have stop, I'm expecting an important call.
Hi, Jen. No, it's OK to talk. No, he's here. Yeah, the movie was good. He's kind of awkward though. I don't know if this will last much longer. Oh my god, that reminds me, how is your new haircut????

 

by Trippingbillee
12-23-06
I very rarely take drugs, but I promise to make a comic each time I take them and I have nothing better to do.
Oh man
Oh man, I'm high.

 

by Trippingbillee
12-23-06
Do me on that table, stud.
I can't. I can't get it up because of the painkillers.
Fuck this, then.
Later, in the room of self-loathing...
PAINKILLERS, YOU DID THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOUR NAME INDICATED YOU WOULD DO.

 

by Trippingbillee
1-12-07
David Beckham's new deal results in him getting paid 24,000 dollars an hour. I'd sure like a job like that.
It's your lucky day. I'm hiring for my consulting firm. Starting wage is 15,000 an hour! You're hired!
Wow, thanks! That's great!
You're fired!
What?
I've decided to hire David Beckham instead!

 

by Trippingbillee
2-13-07
I graduated college last spring and now I work in tech support for another college.
I was a philosophy major.
A professor just called and said that he had forgotten his password. I looked it up. It was: "boobsboobsboobs1"
Boy! I am glad I got a degree in Philosophy!

 

by Trippingbillee
2-16-07
Do you like your Valentine's day present? It cost a lot.

 

by Trippingbillee
5-01-07
I'll choose door number one.

 

by Trippingbillee
5-01-07

 

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5-01-07

 
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5-01-07

 

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5-01-07

 

by Trippingbillee
5-01-07
Hey! I can see my own back!
Hey! I can see my own back!

 

I wonder if I can catch myself.
by Trippingbillee, 5-01-07

 

by Trippingbillee
5-01-07
Tune in next week for another episode of, "The Wrong Door." In next week's episode, contestants are faced with three doors. Two lead to wonderful vacations, and one leads to a leg amputation.

 

*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
I'm Jeff, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania!
by Trippingbillee, 6-11-08

 

by Trippingbillee
6-11-08
*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
Thanks. I'll take Door #1.

 

Yes, I'm sure. Door #1, please.
by Trippingbillee, 6-11-08

 

by Trippingbillee
6-11-08

 

by Trippingbillee
6-11-08

 

by Trippingbillee
6-11-08
*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
Phew!

 

by Trippingbillee
6-11-08
*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*

 

by Trippingbillee
6-11-08

 

by Trippingbillee
6-11-08

 

by Trippingbillee
6-11-08
*THE WRONG DOOR!!* *CLAP* *CLAP*
The wrong door.
*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*

 

by Trippingbillee
8-29-08
Vote McCain
Vote Obama
NEXT TOPIC
WHO IS HOTTER? BIDEN OR PALIN?

 

by Trippingbillee
8-24-13
Aw shucks. I guess I can tell you.
I crossed the road because
MAN THAT IS LIKE THE NINTH CHICKEN THAT I HAVE RUN OVER THIS MONTH

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