THINGS GIRLS HAVE SAID TO ME BEFORE SEX

Author: Trippingbillee

Date: September 1, 2006

by Trippingbillee
9-01-06
Sorry I forgot to grab the condoms. Don't turn the light on. My roommate is sleeping and I don't want her to wake up. They're in the top drawer of the dresser.
This dresser is weird. It's soft, like a person.
WHO THE FUCK IS GRABBING MY TIT?