All comics by boinky33

 

by boinky33
9-10-02
Hey, Ernie! Don't get so close! That flame could burn me!
Don't be such a baby! The flame is too weak to cause any real damage!
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH, GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, yeah! I'm in flavour country!

 

by boinky33
9-10-02
The begining.
CLIMAX.
End.
It turns out that I was her long lost sister all along!
Who'd a thunk it?

 

by boinky33
9-10-02
I shall ruin the town's water supply by peeing in the river! Then I will control the mega-verse! HA! HA! HA!
Not so fast, Dr. Poop!
TRANSFORM!

 

by boinky33
9-10-02
You fight like a dairy farmer!
How, appropriate, you fight like a cow!
Oh, yeah? Your mama's so fat that her belt size is the equator!
ARRRR!!!!!!!!
ARRRR!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
9-11-02
Oh, lord! You are so holy! You sure are a holy guy! You're ten pounds of holy in a five pound sack!

 

by boinky33
9-11-02
Alright, Billy Bob the bomber! Come out with your hands in the air like you just don't care!
No.
Please?
Okay.
Really!?!
No.

 

by boinky33
9-11-02
What do you call two banana peels?........ A pair of slippers! HA! HA!
I'm so lonely.

 

by boinky33
9-11-02
1, 2. Buckle my shoe! 3, 4. Close the door. 5, 6. Pick up sticks. 7, 8. Lay them straight.
9, 10. A big fat hen!
Hey!......
........I'm not that fat!

 

by boinky33
9-11-02
I knew I should of paid extra for 1st class........

 

by boinky33
9-11-02
Billy will surely ask me to the dance if he sees my new dress.
Your mingus is showing.

 

by boinky33
9-12-02
You're under arrest for assult and battery.
NO! It was not me. I would not even hurt a fly.
Tell that to the victim.
Well, I'm technically a Horse Fly.
Yeah, and I'm a size four!

 

by boinky33
9-12-02
Don't make me angry! You wouldn't like it when I'm angry!
Try me, fuzz ball!
BLAAA!
Hmmmm. Too obvious.

 

by boinky33
9-13-02
It's friday the 13th.
......................
Huh. I thought something bad would happen, but it didn't.

 

by boinky33
9-13-02
I can't believe she left me, Paul. I really thought we had something special, you know? I don't know what to do now. I can't eat, I can't sleep. I'm so depressed.
BANG!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
9-13-02
I LOST MY MEMORY!
Swack!
ROR! TIBOR SHALL CORNDOG YOU?

 

by boinky33
9-14-02
I don't know antmore. I just don't know. I can't understand what's going on in my life.
I have not been on a date for 8 years and I'm afraid I'll die alone...... If my life doesn't straighten out.... Then I don't know what I'll do.
Woof.

 

by boinky33
9-14-02
What talents do you have?
Well......
......I can make pussy farting noises with my mouth.

 

by boinky33
9-14-02

 

by boinky33
9-14-02
DOG ANUS!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
9-14-02
10:00 pm
Better start drinking.
12:00 am
Almost there.
2:00 am
There we go!

 

by boinky33
9-14-02
so...... Um......
Hmmm?............
How are your tits coming along?

 

by boinky33
9-15-02
Wow, man. This is great that you got me all of these drugs.
Aren't you forgetting something? *ahem!*
Oh, yeah...... Thank you!
That's right. You should never forget your manners.

 

by boinky33
9-15-02
1- use only white backgrounds and use the asian girls alot too...... And always, always use way too much narration...... blah! blah! blah! blah! blah! blah!
YO!
ASIAN GiRL in da shizzle!
2- Don't forget to use short form, internet savvy words in you comics. It also helps sometimes to use all caps.
WTF?
ROLF!
3- It is also a little common for newbies to make fun of well known regulars.
boinky!.. OMFG! WhAT a sTUPId loZer!
I F-inG k now! ///W////kl????.........

 

by boinky33
9-15-02
4- Sometimes, a newbie will put the name of the character in the speech. Like a script.
Gabe: Yo, biatch!
asian girl: moh?
5- And only a little while they try to get more back to back speech on one panel.
Hello........................................... How are you?............................ See ya!.................
Hi................................ Fine!........................ Bye.................................
6- And you can't forget Jesus.
Sucky sucky?
Fuck you.

 

by boinky33
9-15-02
My mother was a dolphin and my father was a shark!
I'm so misunderstood!

 

by boinky33
9-15-02

 

by boinky33
9-15-02
HI-YA!
Yeah, bitch! Shove it in there!
YEAH! YEAH! DEEPER!!!!!!
Hmmm. Not as good as pussy punch 1.

 

by boinky33
9-15-02
Don't do that, son. You'll go blind.
I'm over here, dad.

 

by boinky33
9-15-02
Come on! I don't smell that bad!

 

by boinky33
9-15-02
HEY!
HO!
HEY!
HO!
HEY, HO!
What now?

 

by boinky33
9-16-02
So, brother. You finally became a police man, and I'm still working down at the car wash.
Well, mom and dad did encourage and LOVE me most.
Oh, yeah? You think you're so big? You think that now you're a cop you can do anything? Well, can you do this?
Duoyi juhyoi!
Oh, please! I taught you that!

 

by boinky33
9-16-02
HELP! HELP! Somebody just ran off with all my money!
Hippy.

 

by boinky33
9-16-02
Naked twister anyone?
Yes.

 

by boinky33
9-16-02
I cut you up old skool! ARRRR!!!!!!
Not if I cut you first!
I can't move my arm.
Nor can I.

 

by boinky33
9-16-02
OKAY! WHO'S READY TO ROCK AND ROLL?!?!?
WOO! YEAH!
THEN GIVE IT UP FOR JOHN TESH!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, guys!
Moh?

 

by boinky33
9-17-02
Man! Your party sucks Penguin balls! I'm the only one who came to this crap hole!
Well, one other person came.
Hey, guys! We're out of fritos!
Fritos! Fritos! Fritos!
*MOAN!*

 

by boinky33
9-17-02
You fucking fucker! I'll fucking fuck you up so fucking bad that your fucking head will fucking spin until it fucking falls off, you fuck!
Then I'll shit in your mouth until you throw up and then I'll make you shit on the barf and eat the shit that is on the shit you ate and force you to watch me rape your mother!
Truely inspiring wedding vows.

 

by boinky33
9-17-02
An Elephant never forgets!
Forgets what?
Well, you see..........
........I don't remember!

 

by boinky33
9-18-02
So then I said "ARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"
Ha, Ha.
What the fuck are you talking about, ye scurvy dog?

 

by boinky33
9-18-02
I'm hungry!
How about some fresh baby pie?
No?
No.
Oh.

 

by boinky33
9-18-02
Are you going to Sub's party?
Naw! Sounds pretty gay!
Yeah........Anyways, I heard that Austrians like to smoke poles.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, um...... I'm going out. To get milk........ Here I come, Subby!

 

by boinky33
9-18-02
Here comes the best part!........
Don't call me Shirley!
Wow! This sure is a great party! What do you think?
I think you should let me out or at least put your pants back on.
Who wants to play "pin the dildo on my ass?"

 

by boinky33
9-18-02
You're the ugliest person I've ever seen!

 

by boinky33
9-19-02
Un jour au ranch......
Donc alors je dis "Ces les ain de turbines de rotor' t gonna engendre gravitons byt se!"
Ha, Ha!
De quel le fuck que vous parlez?

 

by boinky33
9-20-02
Wanna know what a bunch of chewed up skittles look like?
No.
There you go.
I KILL YOU!

 

by boinky33
9-20-02
I drink my own piss.
I drink my own piss.
I drink my own piss.

 

by boinky33
9-20-02
There's a nail sticking out here.
Man! That's heaven!

 

by boinky33
9-20-02
I hate mondays.
Mondays hate you.
*sniff.*

 

by boinky33
9-20-02
Hey, mister! Got any spare change?
Why, yes. Yes I do.
Thanks for reminding me, little girl. I think I'll go buy some coffee.
Me so hungry!

 

by boinky33
9-20-02
This is my 200th comic.
I didn't say it was going to be funny.

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