How to make a newbie comic

Author: boinky33

Date: September 15, 2002

by boinky33
9-15-02
1- use only white backgrounds and use the asian girls alot too...... And always, always use way too much narration...... blah! blah! blah! blah! blah! blah!
YO!
ASIAN GiRL in da shizzle!
2- Don't forget to use short form, internet savvy words in you comics. It also helps sometimes to use all caps.
WTF?
ROLF!
3- It is also a little common for newbies to make fun of well known regulars.
boinky!.. OMFG! WhAT a sTUPId loZer!
I F-inG k now! ///W////kl????.........