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by filiaprefect
5-24-09
Yamara spawns in the Starting Zone
Kevin Costner?!
I have a quest for you, Yamara. Go kill 10 Young Boars. Then buy my movies.
And if I don't?
Then you don't get any experience points.
What's outside of this glade?
Things beyond your imagining.

 

by filiaprefect
5-24-09
Second thoughts about Second Life...
Dude, this isn't as sexy as I thought it'd be. It's just stupid repetitive quests. Maybe I'll give Second Life another shot...
;-) Hey, where are all the pretty ladies at? a/s/l
I think you may be in the wrong place, man.
Uhhh...what is that rabbit doing to that sheep?
You don't want to know.

 

by filiaprefect
5-24-09
Yamara begins her journey into the world outside the elven glade...
Whoah, Costner wasn't kidding when he said it was risky. This place creeps me out.
HALT! Who goes there?
It is I, Yamara, a humble elven hunter who wishes to pass to the next town. And what are you?
I am a druid! I command nature itself.
Funny, she doesn't look druish.

 

by filiaprefect
5-24-09
Oh, haha. A racial joke. Sister, I am of a long line of druids who hold more power in their pinkies than you will ever wield.
Just their pinkies?
What? No...It's an expression. Wha...? Are you stupid?
Well I mean you said they held the power of nature in their pinkies, I'm just asking how that works exactly.

 

by filiaprefect
5-24-09
Be on your way, hunter, and trouble me no more!
O...kay. Which way to Darnassus?
Just follow the road. Seriously. Is this your first toon or what?
Well, yeah, I mean...well where's Stormwind? Is it far?
Listen sweetie. First stop, right? If you get any enchants? Grab some INT a.s.a.p.
Druids FTL

 

by filiaprefect
5-24-09
Yamara journeyed through the creepy woods, passing many foes surpassing her modest (coughlevelonecough) experience, until she reached the city!
Hello, Sentinel. I request refuge in your fair city.
......
Oh, duh. NPCs. They don't do anything but pwn Horde.
Racist

 

by filiaprefect
5-24-09
Hey, so WoW is going pretty well so far, and...Why so glum?
Aw, ya know, I was just, ya know, wonderin' why you didn't wanna group with me is all.
What do you mean? You have a toon on my realm?
Last night
Hey Yam, what's up, dog?
Oh no not one of you again?

 

by filiaprefect
5-24-09
That night, back online...
I'm a DRUID, man. I can change into animals!
Sorry about the misunderstanding. Um...Can you maybe just change back into an elf?
????
Let me guess, you also have "untold powers over nature" in your pinky.

 

by filiaprefect
5-25-09
One day, in Ironforge...
What do you think, Bottlechucker, about this new feature that allows a character to change his sex! It's ridiculous! Next the gays'll be wantin' marriage ceremonies in our temples!
Funny you should mention that, Jagershooter. Uh...I'm not sure how else to break this to you, but...here goes.
Hot damn!

 

by filiaprefect
5-25-09
I have created the perfect hybrid of man and animal!
He shall have the intelligence of a human, but the tenacity of a noble beast!
The unfortunate side effects are numerous...Including the rather bad taste in digital art...
There will be a reckoning!

 

by filiaprefect
5-25-09
One day, on Second Life...
What's with the avatar?? We do not allow your kind here.
Excuse me?! I finally find a place to customize an avatar that represents my true self, and I get shit about it as soon as I log on? I'm reporting you to the moderators!
I meant where's your fursuit. And by the way, miss, this IS my true self.
I see. Well, you keep telling yourself that.
We shall have our reparations one day...for the indignities our people have suffered...
OH MY GOD

 

by filiaprefect
5-25-09
You thought about maybe starting a guild?
Hmm, that'd be pretty cool. But how would we get enough members to register it?
We could let Phil join. He's got a high level toon already raiding, too.
Sweet! He's probably got a ton of gold to blow, too. There's gotta be a catch, though.
LET'S DO THIS! PHILIPPPPPPP FRESSSSCOOOOOO
*sigh* At least I have chicken...

 

by filiaprefect
5-28-09
Filia Prefect loves to travel, so she decides to take a travel-writing class at a local college.
Unfortunately, her experiences tend to go something like this:
Listen to my sexy Australian accent.
Do me.
And like this:
Can you tell me where the Prescott Hotel is?
On one condition...

 

by filiaprefect
5-28-09
At a party in Amherst long, long ago...
This isn't what I meant by a toga party, man.
What doth thou meanst?
This is a pretty great party, Mike. Let's do more shots.
Oh my god I'm so awesome at Beer Pong that I miss the board entirely.
This isn't what I meant by letting people just walk into our toga party, Socrates.
Hey, that girl was cute before all the vodka. Give me a break.

 

by filiaprefect
5-28-09
How Not to Take Someone's Virginity
Mike, I will help you win over Cassandra. But let's drink more first.
You're cute.
You are so much cuter now you've started wearing Hawaiian shirts.
I'm really really drunk right now.
Well, damn.
Who are those girls on my wall and why are they there?

 

by filiaprefect
5-28-09
You treat Mike like crap, I sleep with him, and then compulsively told you lots of personal information about our relationship. Why did I do that?
Not quite sure, but now I'm going to tell everyone in North.
Mike, I kinda just told Marielle everything.
Why would that seem like a remotely good idea?
Because she'll probably get drunk and forget anyway.
You have a point.

 

by filiaprefect
5-28-09
Marielle blabs what Filia said about her problems with Mike
And that is everything. Any questions?
I think I'm in the wrong classroom.
That's neither here nor there
This is the Mike and Filia's Relationship Seminar. What did you think this was?
Drinking 101 with Marielle
Because their plan to distract her worked
...I...don't know what to say. Come here, my padawan, and learn the ways of the drink.
So what order do you drink in again? "Beer before liquor...

 

by filiaprefect
6-21-09
Hullo, Steve, uh...
Fuck it

 

by filiaprefect
6-21-09
Somewhere under Narshe
Are you serious? The first boss is a giant snail?
You're not supposed to fucking talk, bitch.
STFU, I'm the protagonist of this game and I can talk in fanfiction if I want.
GRUUUUUUUUUU
AHHHHH

 

by filiaprefect
6-21-09
You know somebody I know pointed out a curious flaw in Repo's plot.
That dismembering people on the street would most likely contaminate the organs the Repo Man harvests? Yeah that bugged me.
No, there seems to be nothing else to future culture except GeneCo and GeneCo products. That's even more unrealistic than the organ thing.
Well good thing I've got somebody here to clarify that little issue.
Fuck.
Remember that loan you took out?

 

by filiaprefect
6-22-09
Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.
Yeah, um, this isn't working.
Much better.

 

by filiaprefect
6-22-09
Ok class, I'm gonna teach you today about fanfiction.
LIKE SLASH?
Ok class, I'm gonna teach you today about fanfiction.
LIKE SLASH?
Who let you in my class?
SHHH THE MODS DONT NO IM HERE

 

by filiaprefect
6-22-09
Ok class, today I'm going to teach you about fanfiction and its place in popular culture.
ARE WE GONNA READ ANY SLASH?
...No.
ARE WE GONNA READ ANY LARGOCEST?
Who let you in my seminar?
LOL THE MODS DONT NO IM HERE SHHHHHHH

 

by filiaprefect
6-22-09
Gabe, if we took a random comic layout and just inserted text to suit the situation, see...
Yeah?
Then maybe it would be an educational writing exercise in three-panel humor.
Doesn't that require coming up with a punchline on the spot?
Ya know, you're right Gabe. You'd have to be NUTTY to be able to SQUIRREL IN a punchline like that?
STFU

 

by filiaprefect
6-22-09
I'm sorry, I already donated.

 
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by filiaprefect
6-22-09
I want my mommy.
Don't make me fucking kill you.

 
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Luckily, shortly thereafter ,the paintings came alive and killed them both
Come here often?
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6-24-09
Fucking hipsters

 

by filiaprefect
6-24-09
Okay, you win.

 

But he had a pretty damn good idea
Don't ask don't tell, don't ask don't tell...
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...to be a very poor episode of Star Trek
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Oh, you!
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by filiaprefect
6-24-09
Audrey 2 Found Herself Outsmarted and on the Titanic
!?!?!??!?!
The world was saved.
Well, fuck.

 

by filiaprefect
11-05-09
Apologies to Nostalgia Chick
Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Chick, and I remember it 'cuz the dudes don't!
Do you remember Xena, Warrior Princess?
for getting her incredibly OOC.
All the lesbian subtext? The kickass fights? The campy humor? The intense drama?
If you don't, that's okay, because that's not what the subsequent comics are going to be about!
How ironic.
She was a hero, a legend...she...fought really annoying mythological deities with relationship problems?
What the fuck show were we watching?

 

by filiaprefect
11-05-09
What a lovely day to be alive!
I know! Isn't it great? I mean, we work pretty hard, but it's always good to get a day off.
vroomavroomvroomvroomavrooma
What's that noise?
I don't know. It sounds like a dragon!!
OW!
MY FACE! NOT THE FACE!

 

by filiaprefect
11-05-09
That was a close one!
Lurleen?
My organs are on the floor...
Whew. I thought you were dead! Good thing we had this bunker!
I'm bleeding out...

 

by filiaprefect
11-05-09
Is it I, Xena! G'day!
Thank the gods you came to our rescue, Xena!
No problem, mate. What seems to be the trouble?
Um...Xena, not to look a gift horse in the mouth but...we've kinda been obliterated. Completely. The whole village. My sister is under your foot.
Oops, sorry 'bout that, sheila.
hrmmmm

 

by filiaprefect
11-05-09
Gabrielle, how could this have happened? And what will we do, eh?
Xena, I think I know what happened! I think it was Ares' doing!
Speak of the Wargod!
Now wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
*breathes deeply* wait wait wait wait wait wait just a second WHAT?
No

 

by filiaprefect
11-05-09
I had nothing to do with this disaster!
I think you had everything to do with it.
No, I think it was my annoying sister, nephew, and son. Respectively. Because my son totally isn't smart enough for this.
Who the fuck what now?
Oh so now we need a transitional fade oooohhhhh
You fucktard

 

by filiaprefect
11-05-09
I am so ooc it's unbelievably unreadable without cringing
Me too, to a lesser extent, since I am the avatar of the author
I HAVE NO SHIRT
See how did I end up here...In this fic. With these men.
The sheer OOC'ness just exploded right through the fourth wall and into our reality
You are so full of shit Ares

 

by filiaprefect
11-05-09
Excuse me, sir, but are you that totally bodacious god of crap Deimos?
Indeed I am! I just changed avatars between the last strip and this one
YOU'VE BEEN SERVED
WHAT? WHY?
The village of Amphipolis is suing. They say this is the fifth time they've exploded, but they have reason to believe it was your fault

 

by filiaprefect
11-05-09
Omg Di, I totally got served. I don't even remember exploding anything since we've been in Milwaukee.
Could it be the hair dye I used?
I dunno, does it cause rifts in time and space?
Was it that threesome we had that one fic?
OH COME ON
Did your orgasm literally collapse the fourth wall?

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