A Loose Retelling of True Events 2

Author: filiaprefect

Date: May 28, 2009

by filiaprefect
5-28-09
How Not to Take Someone's Virginity
Mike, I will help you win over Cassandra. But let's drink more first.
You're cute.
You are so much cuter now you've started wearing Hawaiian shirts.
I'm really really drunk right now.
Well, damn.
Who are those girls on my wall and why are they there?