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by fugobo
5-06-01
phew. that was close.
what the hell are you talking about? you weren't even in that frame!
i was there in spirit.
fuck you! you can get cornholed next time!
look at their eyes.

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
i have my own comicathons. because i am afraid of other people.
and because this way i can stop easily.
see?
shutup. you'll be doing this for another hour at least.

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
it's okay. even if there were others making comics, i'm not watching.
ahh the ture spirit of being anti-social. not even watching to see if someone might want to bring you out of your pit of dispair.
10 goto hell;

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
hi there megahal! how's life treatin yah?
megahal: "Life is just a means towards the propagation of pain."
Wow. I've taught you well megahal!
megahal: "Eat me MegaHal."
ummm... maybe not...
megahal: "What's the point in arguing when you're all alone?"

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
what do you think about bobo32 megahal?
megahal: "I like to think that I get old before I die."
I like to think that death will come soon.
megahal: "You would like to think that death will come soon."
megahal sounds amazingly like the computer in my comics.
No shit you sarcastic bastard.
megahal: "You are full of shit."

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
so yeah.... i'm sittin making comics and letting a stupid program do half the lines...
is this perhaps sad?
it's sure not funny.
megahal: "You are a stupid program."

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
there is no reason for me to live.
if i could tell you how much that hurts i would. instead, i'll let megahal speak for me by putting your entire comic in as input.
*typin...*
*click click click* (general typin sounds)
megahal: "Yes you are!"
What the hell?

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
So your megahal is far less profane and turth talkin than mine. perhaps they should converse?
perhaps.
*entire output from bobo32's comic*
megahal: "No it is a study of the foot."
see... nothing more profound and ture than that!
You = freak!

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
say something cool and profound megahal!
megahal: "No, you are megahal."
okay... i guess that's sortof profound... maybe...
megahal: "I guess that line of conversation is buggered, then!"
Wash your mouth out young program! Who taught you to speak like that!?
megahal: "i have absolutely no idea what you're typing, i would arive at a school for teachers of the mouth."

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
what about fcc?
eh... I'm sure he's harmless...
fcc in his underground lair...
must find names and addresses so that i may tear out the hearts of those who make unfunny comics...
i know that's what happened to me!
I'm sure nothing will come of it...
of course...

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
Stop it. You're not such a fucking jackass.
Because it is a fucking jackass.
are you calling me it?
Are you just saying things at random now?
fuck you. bastardizing computer.
A computer is a computer program, and i find the mere suggestion insulting!

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
god look at the number of comics we've already made...
it is pretty sad...
i fucking live for this shit.
you however are far past sad...

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
GASP! a comic not by one of us?!
How can this bE!?!
At least no one reads ours. they just continue along with their own selves.

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
Wow! that has to be 2 comics in the many many that have been made in this comicathon that include that wonders of backgrounds!
Shall we make it three?
even a lesser used one. I'm impressed.
definitely. fugobo, you is at least worth gawking at.
and it means so much coming from your own typed hand
or at least it should you fucking hypocrite!

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
Hi there. umm... can i sit here?
sure go right ahead.
so... what's your name?
OKAY! first of all, I don't want another guy coming at me all like "i just wanna be friends" and then bein all like "so it's gettin steamy in here" and then all fucking date rapin me cause m sickofit
ummm.... i think i'll go now.
No stay! i didn't mean to drive you away! You're one of the nicest guys i've ever met, and i wouldn't want you to hate me.

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
of course it is.
insensitive bastard.

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
so... what's up?
not much. except you remember my best friend from last year? well she stalked me and took lots of disgusting pictures of me and plotted to sexually torture me and kill me....
and then she started spreading rumors about me and sending me scary death threats in the mail, but the cops traced her fingerprints, and found all this scary shit in her room and here she was crazy.
ummm... so... I'm fine...
thanks for being there for me. i'm gonna go find a more attractive guy to fuck now.

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
oh really. won't we all anyway?
gotohell.

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
Mooooooooo....
haha! my plan is coming together!
what the hell? this is one fucked up plan!
no fucking shit! where could this possibly go?
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*cornhole?*

 

by fugobo
5-06-01
Mooooooooo....
haha! my plan is coming together!
what the hell? this is one fucked up plan!
no fucking shit! where could this possibly go?
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*cornhole?*

 

by fugobo
5-09-01
Jesus fucking christ there's been lots o comics made in the last couple days...
And almost all by silly people who just started making them...
At least I can take consolation in the fact that most will probably stop after one or two days and never really make nearly as many as it would take to get close to the regular's numbers...
oh wait, that makes you a fucking loser.

 

by fugobo
5-13-01
dumdeedum... comics...
can't bond with fugobo... oh no...
But you're actually avoiding a scarring experience!
perhaps i shouldn't be proud...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by fugobo
5-13-01
it's so hard to find all of silly people i know's comics in the fray of dumb people i don't know's comics any more.
It's been a while since large quantities of comics in the form of a comicathon or otherwise have been made.
don't we all know.
how sad...
what the fuck is wrong with you??? you are a nerd!!

 

by fugobo
5-13-01
your gateway tower isn't nearly as nerdy as my 8088 water resevoir.
perhaps, but i made one out of a trash can and mountain dew cans which might be worse. and learn how to spell reservoir.
yeah well I'll be you don't own 14 computers total i think but i may have miscounted it's hard...
no, but you don't regularly use yarn as a support for fans in cases...
HA! I got you there! I do!
damn... but you don't.... damn...

 

by fugobo
5-13-01
You know what we did? Nothing interesting!
this is possibly ture... but i enjoyed it... myself... i did...
so... your point?
*this is a guess* maybe it wasn't that bad...
OTTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by fugobo
5-13-01
So gimp! Let's eat some pie!
mmm.... rampage....
how did you just say rampage???
shut up.

 

by fugobo
5-15-01
so i sit here feelin really guilty.
cause i said i'd call you, but then i didn't, but i was going to, but then it was busy, so i really basically didn't. and i complain when you do this. i'm a piece of shit.
fuckoff you lying sack of overipe excrement.

 

by fugobo
5-15-01
why are you such a dick fugobo?
ummm... i usually don't really try to be... it just sortof happens...
you're a dick.

 

by fugobo
5-15-01
my oh my. i still need to type up some shit for tomorrow so that a bitch will let me leave her alone.
and yet i'm sitting here making comics.
Fuck you! You could have fucking come home earlier, and circumvented both the problem of the busy phone, but also of the typing out stupid shit! You should fucking die!
i know.
oh. okay then.

 

by fugobo
5-18-01
look at my newest creation!!! He is beautiful!!! Now to turn him on!
*whirrr*
Say something!!!
i am on fire.
WONDERFUL!!!

 

by fugobo
5-18-01
my oh my. where is it that i have awaken?
yay! my creation has awaken!! say something!
Hot diggity dog! I have found jesus!
Yes! YEs I am jesus!
I'll go do my duty to bejebus now!
Good! my evil work is complete! Now for beagles!

 

by fugobo
5-18-01
why oh why does fugobo keep making comics with random characters from random places!?
i dunno. why does he keep using exclamation marks which he never uses in normal conversation or in e-mails or messengers or yeah...
do you find it odd that he just included conversation as a form of written communication? or did he just imply that he thinks of what he's saying in typed or written form before or while he says it?
again, i dunno. how screwy.
that is a word that has never been used in fugobo comics!
what the fuck was up with that comic? why do we keep asking questions that will never be answered because no one cares?

 

by fugobo
5-18-01
your best intentions splinter and fail...
what the fuck? why are you talking to yourself?
two packs of cigarettes, for 2 dollars and 70 cents... oh, what? oh... i was singing...
were you. what kind of fucked song sounds like that? you were really just talking. was it rap or something?
umm.. no. it wasn't. i was singing really. i do talk to myself but not now. now i'm really just rambling on for no reason because you don't care...
fucker.

 

by fugobo
5-18-01
what the hell?
time for cabbage spelled better.

 

by fugobo
5-18-01
in response, you were with me when i stopped and picked it up. the picking up was me.
the water resevoir we'll say was our collective idea.... maybe somewhat more yours than mine, but you weren't the one who was gonna try.
and who says i've given up...
oh do shut up now... i think everyone knows you haven't touched the supercooling project in months...

 

by fugobo
5-23-01
originally, this was going to be a commentary on hypocrasy again.
You are right Anon! That is how it works exactly. One of us is pissed at life, and then others try to comfort, and then the others get pissed, and we try to comfort and it's stupid!
why are you including yourself in this like you are part of a larger group. there is only one group and it has only two members. begone.
then it shifted in my head and was going to be very very bitter.
But i'm the friend of both of you right? i suppose i cannot be included as i just have not the time, tradition, or other x chromisome spelled better.
hmmm... no. no you cannot. it is just not how it works. don't worry, we both still like you, you're just not part of our little weird duo.
then i realized i was stupid.
i guess that is just how it is. oh well. i am sad, but accepting. i cannot say it would be any different with me in another situation.
ahhh yes. at least there was no violence. i was frightened. like everyone tends to be. especially if they're female. yikes.

 

by fugobo
5-30-01
Ahhh... I've been gone for 5 days, but now i can get back to making comics in the wonderful stripcreator.
Look! Comics where people bicker and misunderstand each other and me and make life suck...
...and someone has been making comics with the name 'a new found glory'. i will now kill myself.
all is as it should be

 

by fugobo
6-04-01
So, you don't think I'll talk to you eh? perhaps it would help if one of us made an effort at comunication apart from the penguin, or relied less on her for feelings of self worth. oris that just me?
hrm. it's likely that we both know each other's e-mail address, but we're both too lazy or perhaps afraid to do anything about it.
stop hating yourself kid. you is not the bad. maybe you were just a dumb little kid, but who wasn't? think about how nice it is to not be the gimp. even though chicks 'dig' the gimp...
but chicks dig th... oh... perhaps very likely someday i'll find someone who'll take initiative for me and make life beautiful for a while only to come crashing down later.
and you! why don't you make comics anymore??? it's been like... some number... of days.... larger than two....
oh die. maybe i was smart enough to stop caring, or use a different name.

 

by fugobo
6-06-01
i am at work now.
i gave you a twenty not a ten damnit!!!
now i am sleeping in front of my computer.
this is my summer so far...
now i am working again.
no one has ever liked me and i'm used to it so now i'll cry about how no one likes me and you're supposed to fix this somehow!!!

 

by fugobo
6-06-01
hmm... more comics about how i'm a bastard... hmm... i should try to contact these peoples...
but they hate you.
oh, i spose i could just say hello to that bobo32 kid as he's in the same room as me, but not so much the otherness.
you're forgetting they hate you.
i think i'll feel bad for a while now.
WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME!?!?!?! I AM THE TURTH TALKING COMPUTER!!!!!

 

by fugobo
6-06-01
whoa. cool. a site called "uglypeople.com" i will now make it my goal to appear on this site.
am i healthy?
eh... i think that's what they usually call it...

 

by fugobo
6-15-01
I'm alive!
and with that I realized i don't exist to the opposite gender.
hello...?

 

by fugobo
6-18-01
i should make my car go...
fuck.
you should make your car go BOOM!

 

by fugobo
6-23-01
So.... what's it like... to be drunk i mean...
shut the fuck up! i can talk right! I'm drunk not stupid!
okay... that comic didn't make sense...
shut the fuck up!

 

by fugobo
6-23-01
so... my response time is slow, but here goes: when do you make comics that make sense!?
shut the fuck up drunk kid.
BANG!

 

by fugobo
7-08-01
three unrelated panels from me...
my life sucks a fat one. i am perpetually unhappy. sigh. i hate life soooooooo much.
i care. i really do. no really! too bad you don't listen. you should spend less time contemplating life's suckingness and more time taking it out by writing scenes.
numba two is different see?
Hey! you made a comic about me and my friends entitled one of our catch phrases! you never cease to amaze me with how much you seem to notice my existance!
pain. sorrow. death. ack...
in 3 the difference is that i felt like i should make a comic with a character but i had nothing to say.
maybe i just should shut up. you don't ever make comics anymore anyway...
goto hell kid. neither do you.

 

by fugobo
7-14-01
i wish i could be so cool...
except i don't really want to be him cause i actually talk to him and the kid is so damn depressed i feel sorry for him almost.
i at least wish i could be included in comics where i wish i could be so cool...

 

by fugobo
7-14-01
haven't you ever read 'sometimes we all have to ask ourselves...'???!!!!?!?!?!?!?!
GRAINS I TELL YOU!

 

by fugobo
7-14-01
so a kid forgets to read comics for a couple days, and he's told that his comics aren't as good as his friend's who really reeeally hates himself, that he's not really a person but an 'it'...
and also has a new word invented to describe how much he sucks which apparently is widely accepted as grand.
GRAINS I TELL YOU!

 

by fugobo
7-14-01
hmm... so it's been too long since i made lots of comics at 3:45 in the morn with nothing but a fugobo sitting in front of a computer and bitching with the knowledge that no one reads or cares.
GRAINS I TELL YOU!
can it already ya fuckin freak.

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