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Author: fugobo

Date: May 6, 2001

by fugobo
5-06-01
Hi there. umm... can i sit here?
sure go right ahead.
so... what's your name?
OKAY! first of all, I don't want another guy coming at me all like "i just wanna be friends" and then bein all like "so it's gettin steamy in here" and then all fucking date rapin me cause m sickofit
ummm.... i think i'll go now.
No stay! i didn't mean to drive you away! You're one of the nicest guys i've ever met, and i wouldn't want you to hate me.