lara7's comics : stripcreator

My anual chekup, by fuck

by lara7
2-02-05


	Did you know it's been 12 years since you had a tetanus shot?


	Waht do I kare about tettnass?


	Tetanus is a serious disease. If you come into contact with a rusty nail or dirty water, you could die without this vaccination


	so that meens...


	That's right...


	...wehn a man gets a tetttnhus shot, he can step on a fukin nale, bich!

Tribute to the 20 questions joke:

by lara7
9-10-06


	I'm not allowed to blog or make a comic about what I did this weekend.


	Is it moose cock?

I was off in the Peace Corps. or prison. or both.

by lara7
3-23-09


	Excuse me. I'm back after several years away and was looking for my SC friends.


	Have you tried a Facebook search for rotor turbines?

Deciphering the Personals, Part 1

by lara7
3-24-09

Men seeking women: I CAME TO GET DOWN


	I prefunk harder than most people party.


	I work a full time job, do photography at night, and throw shows.

Translation:


	I am a raging alcoholic.

Deciphering the Personals, Part 2

by lara7
3-24-09

Men seeking women: heading: SIMPLIFIED.


	I seek purity, integrity and depth in all things.

Translation:


	I smoke dope while reading Rob Brezny's horoscope column.

Deciphering the Personals, Part 3

by lara7
3-24-09

Women Seeking women: BALLAD OF A LADYMAN


	I dream of punk rock and cupcakes and 4th wave revolution.


	deep theory + kitchen dance parties. female masculinity + DIY politix.

Translation:


	After graduating from Evergreen, I will marry a Republican and have a baby named Liam.

Deciphering the Personals, Part 4

by lara7
3-30-09

Men seeking Men


	I'm an artist by day, server by night...

TRANSLATION:


	I have never filed a tax return.

deciphering the Personals, Part 5

by lara7
3-30-09

Men seeking Women


	Dark.Lord.Of.The.Sith Seeks Science-Loving/Martial-Artist With MBA


	For a long-term relationship, I'm looking for a warrior queen.

TRANSLATION:


	I will never find a real woman who meets my standards who would actually date me. Which is why I repeatedly fantasize about dating Batgirl.

deciphering the Personals, Part 6

by lara7
3-30-09

Women Seeking men:


	I'm a fairly low-tech kind of gal, who doesn't easily fit into neat little narrow-nutshell boxes.


	It's so hard to put everything into one uber clever, sexy, and quirky advertisement.

Translation:


	My cat has more of a personality than I do.

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