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by mutsje2000
8-14-02
Our... -My- world had been turned upside down. My first dilemma was which home to go to first? His or...his? Both were -mine-.
Hey, cool... I can levitate.
When I had settled upon one, there were, of course, the inevitable suprises upon arriving at whichever home I picked...
Hey, bitch, where's my supper?!
Last, but by no means least, were the strange looks I got when forced to attend a school for those of my apparent age.
I made a poopy!!
Don't they realise I'm a fucking genius?

 

by mutsje2000
8-14-02
P2P.
79% of 3 fat chicks and a German guy fucking sent.
Great innovation.
Any second now...
80%... 81%...
Deadly in the hands of the evil.
Hehehe.
Connection terminated, file send incomplete.

 

by mutsje2000
8-14-02
Is it wrong that I find this dog sexually arousing?
Hey fuck you! My balls ain't even dropped yet!

 

by mutsje2000
8-15-02
Aaaaaaaaar! This island is ours!
Steal the houses! Burn the women! Rape the horses!
Rape the horses, sir?

 

by mutsje2000
8-16-02
So, like, you're a pirate.
Aye.
And a demon.
Aye.
So, when you're swashing your buckle... what do you use as lubricant?
Napalm.

 

by mutsje2000
8-19-02
So, I was, like, talking to Benny the other day, and he asked me if I could, like, -be- more jailbait if I tried.
So I was, like, "Sha... right. Nice shirt, needledick. Did you have to practise to look that gay, or, like, did it come with the recruitment package?"
Then he called me a cunting faggot of a raging queer donkey who blows goats. He's not imaginative, but he sure put me in my place. Twice.

 

by mutsje2000
8-19-02
So, I was, like, talking to Benny the other day, and he asked me if I could, like, -be- more jailbait if I tried.
So I was, like, "Sha... right. Nice shirt, needledick. Did you have to practise to look that gay, or, like, did it come with the recruitment package?"
Then he, like, called me a fucking faggot of a raging queer pink donkey who blows goats. He's not, like, imaginative, but he sure put me in my place. Twice.

 

by mutsje2000
8-19-02
Oh, the memories of this place.
Ten years older, two seperate people and fucking corpses.
I miss the good old days.

 

by mutsje2000
8-19-02
*Grunt*
*Squelch*
It's no good. It's just not the same...
It's really hard to get into necrophilia when your dick's soft.

 

by mutsje2000
8-19-02
Just shut up and dig.
Erm... I forgot the shovel...

 

by mutsje2000
8-20-02
You suck! Yeah, you and your fucking tee-shirt! Get a goddamn haircut you red-haired, moustachioed freak!
Yeah, motherfucker... I'm talking to you, you inbred, white trash, redneck motherfucker! Quit playin' witcho' balls when I'm talkin' to you!
Hey, hey... I know ya' ain't turning your back on me, motherfucker! You getcho' white ass back here!

 

by mutsje2000
8-20-02
I squeezed my cock into her.
She was only thiiiiiiis wide.
It was a tight squeeze, but it all came together in the end.

 

by mutsje2000
8-23-02
I'm not feeling so good. I think I have food poisoning.
Okay. What have you eaten lately?
Chocolate.
Just that? Where did you get it from?
That was the best dump I've had in ages.
The dog dropped it.

 

by mutsje2000
8-23-02
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out
Just gotta get right outta here
Oh no... not 'til you pay your medical bill, buddy boy.

 

by mutsje2000
8-25-02
I've found myself asking these really deep questions...
Do go on...
Like... Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
I see...
Doc... what's wrong with me?
I think you got hit by the big gay bus.

 

by mutsje2000
6-04-03
Please?
No.
Aw, go on...
No.
Some things never change.
But I'm BURSTING.
No.

 

by mutsje2000
6-04-03
Where am I?
At the bottom of the stairs.
Huh?
You had a fall. We're inside your mind, now, but your body is at the bottom of the stairs.
You're a squirrel.
Ten out of ten for observation, Sherlock, now listen up. I have a message for you...

 

by mutsje2000
9-07-03
ThunderAngel found us again. He thinks we're 'pretty humorous actually'.
Yeah...
He needs punishing for gross understatement. I'd ask you what you'd want to do, but I know the answer already...
Fuck his putrified and maggot ridden, corpse until his eyes bug out and anal cavity collapses?
Every time you speak I'm shocked into silence...
It's a talent of mine.

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