Standup Comedy Night 6 Take 2 (CC: 138)

Author: mutsje2000

Date: August 19, 2002

by mutsje2000
8-19-02
So, I was, like, talking to Benny the other day, and he asked me if I could, like, -be- more jailbait if I tried.
So I was, like, "Sha... right. Nice shirt, needledick. Did you have to practise to look that gay, or, like, did it come with the recruitment package?"
Then he, like, called me a fucking faggot of a raging queer pink donkey who blows goats. He's not, like, imaginative, but he sure put me in my place. Twice.