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by ralahinn1
11-23-16
I do my own thing, Merlin, so I have no idea what this is about
Darn, I hoped this would be easy...
I could try to infiltrate the castle, and rough up one of the kidnappers, for a fee
I will keep that in mind Demonius
A sound idea,Nameless
I suggest we wait until after Thanksgiving before doing anything

 

by ralahinn1
11-23-16
So,ral, what are you doing for the holiday?
I got invited to a dinner this year, you?
Bobby and I are going to my Grandparent's farm for a few days. I probably won't be on again until Monday.
Moms cooking ^_^
Snort-What else? Getting faced, passing out, and maybe watching a game, if I wake up, then getting faced again
What about you, Demonius?

 

by ralahinn1
11-23-16
Somewhere
Good morning, I wasn't kidding about gaming, shut it off, we are going out for breakfast
Ok,Bro
Good morning, may I take your order,sir?
Take a seat, Gary, I'll order
While we eat, we should discuss what I'd like to see happen in the next few days
Ok,Bro

 

by ralahinn1
11-23-16
Before we talk, I'm going ahead and calling dad
ok
You're calling about Gary, aren't you. We'll talk over dinner tomorrow , bring Gary too
Dad, it's Dave
Dad invited us to dinner tomorrow, we'd better go get it all worked out.
I guess...

 

by ralahinn1
11-25-16
Thanksgiving Day
Welcome. Come on in, have a seat. Mom's busy in the kitchen
Hi,dad. Dave's parking his car
Is that the boys? I'm almost ready
We'll save our talk for later, don't want to upset mom after all the work she's done.
Agreed

 

by ralahinn1
11-27-16
Later...
See, Dad's not all bad
I know, but why is everyone so hard on me?
You are not a teen anymore, Gary, we all have to grow up
You are lucky, you got the job you always wanted, and you can do what you want
Things are never that easy, Gary. Let's enjoy the weekend, while Mom and Dad ready your old room.
Thanks for letting me stay here a few more days, I don't want to get on dad's nerves

 

by ralahinn1
11-29-16
In the land
So, our options?
Anything, as long as Demonius is out this time
ral?
I'm still new to this
I say we use Demonius
Oh hell no

 

Have you seen the new "rainbow batman" set yet? Google it.
Faaabuuulous
by ralahinn1, 12-01-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-02-16
Office Christmas party
Don we now our gay apparel
Don we now our gay apparel
Don't look at me like that...

 

by ralahinn1
12-02-16
You know he is on another quest. Demonius is in your list
Why can't we call Dazed?
Would you like Bobby?
I know , but I don't have to like it...
Demonius then
Nope

 

by ralahinn1
12-02-16
Demonius returns
So,we doing this?
Apparently
Rules? Not that I will follow them...
Just don't offend the gods with a Tos violation
Snort
...and leave ralahinn1 alone

 

by ralahinn1
12-02-16
Fine
I mean it D
Now, any plans?
ral?
hmmm
I will go with your decisions

 

by ralahinn1
12-02-16
Not interested, on a mission now
Demonius, I have been looking all over for you. I'd like to talk to you about a job
Not interested, look me up later, fool
but...
Grumble....how dare them...

 

by ralahinn1
12-06-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-06-16
And now a holiday announcement from IMG
Some of my friends want to sing about their holiday wishes
I'm dreaming of a white christmas
I'm dreaming of a white christmas
Bobby...No!
Ai yi yi

 

by ralahinn1
12-06-16
A message from IMG
Tomorrow is the anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor. A very sad time in history
So, if you see a soldier tomorrow , thank them for their service to keep America safe now
Thank you
Thanks,mam
And you "old timers", share your stories. It might look like the young don't pay attention, but they remember
...and my squad captured the base
cool

 

by ralahinn1
12-06-16
First time I stole an idea, but someone had to ...original was " Made in China from United States Components" by the mushroom (forgive me)
Hey white lady! You have money?
Hold on
*OOMPH*
One billion rice eaters here. You think we need more cobshits?
My mother always said if I didn't finish my dinner she'd ship it here. I ATE IT ALL AND I'M DELIVERING IT ANYWAY!

 

by ralahinn1
12-06-16
Santa gets asked many questions this time of year
What do you do when "the elf on the shelf" keeps playing with himself?
Hey, Santa, ya got anything "naughy or nice" for me, mmm?
Santa gets asked many questions this time of year
Aren't you ordered to stay away from children and pets, Henry?

 

by ralahinn1
12-07-16
A magic trick
There are several versions of this over the internet. Here is mine ^_^
Let me guess the year you were born...
There are 66 books in the bible-Subtract YOUR age, and add 50. Did it work?
Happy Birthday

 

by ralahinn1
12-07-16
We wish you a Merry Christmas...
We wish you a Merry Christmas...
We wish you a Merry Christmas...
...even if you are queer

 

by ralahinn1
12-07-16
An IMG Christmas
You all know the story of the deer with the magic nose...but do you know how Santa got his 3 Ho's?
*Merry Music*
Ho Ho Ho
Ah,my man, the tree fo one special,good choice
*They'll go down in his-taur-ree*
Hay if we do anyting wiv elves or deer, it's extree
Come on ladies ,it won't suck itself

 

by ralahinn1
12-07-16
A classic Christmas song (* I didn't write it)
We three kings of orient are...
...trying to smoke a nickle cigar...
...it was loaded
It exploded
Oh what a mess we are
Clean up aisle 3

 

by ralahinn1
12-08-16
An IMG PSA
For many people, I am as an important part of Christmas as Santa
Oy,you are welcome at my holiday gatherings as well
Nothing says holiday love as much as someone is hoping you get cancer,or that you'll burn your house down
Not everyone who smokes dies of cancer y'know
-and think of the others who also benefit from your gift. *Merry Christmas*
Smoke 'em if you got 'em. I need a new car
Hope to see you soon, smokey

 

by ralahinn1
12-08-16
Upstairs...
Ok,my son's birthday and the end of the year is coming, I am throwing some big parties,as usual this time of year.
Anyone special you want ?
A few more rockstars and actors couldn't hurt,and toss in someone completely unexpected, I like surprises.
I have a few people in mind.
Can you leave the politicians and church leaders alone this year? I really don't have a place to put them.

 

Somewhere near the secret research center at the South Pole
I heard former astronaut John Glenn died
I warned him not to party so hard during our "spring break"
by ralahinn1, 12-08-16

 

Somewhere near the secret research center at the South Pole
Don't you mean Buzz Aldrin, he was just up here. He's still alive.
Meh, all you dumazzez look the same to me, by the way, are you female?
by ralahinn1, 12-08-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-08-16
This year on Christmas Eve, NORAD will monitor Santa's Flight
There he is!
Radar shows the path the sled is taking , there is the sound of jingling bells, and then...
Darn, missed again ...whelp, set up to do it again next year.

 

For the final time...I told you to get back in the closet. I didn't say you are going to be a part of my cabinet.
by ralahinn1, 12-09-16

 

Uh oh, looks like Rudolph's nose isn't the only thing lit this Christmas season...
Milk and cookies my azz, where's the damn booze?
by ralahinn1, 12-09-16

 

At a prison in Nevada
Did you hear, OJ Simpson just got a 33 year sentence.
That's great news, I love waking up to OJ in the morning.
by ralahinn1, 12-10-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-10-16
"The Year My Dad Became A Vegetarian"*An IMG Holiday true story*
My dad, who was many years older than my mom, was in the army during WWII
Because he was Navajo, he would end up on KP("kitchen patrol") alot for fighting. One time, around the holidays,he walked in on a soldier "having his way" with a turkey
O_O WTF?!
-and for that year, he became a vegetarian.
Woah, at least the dude didn't end up getting crabs for Christmas.

 

by ralahinn1
12-10-16
An IMG message from a formal local bidness man...
Doe I moved to Canada, consider me yo Christmas Angel
Come check out the daily specials
We have many customer service people ready to serve you find jes what you need fo de holidays
Oh my...he can come and jingle my bells
We also will serve you, if Christmas is not exactly yo thang
Do you have a slightly less used model for a reasonable long term rate. Female,if you have one.
My man, let us go peruse the inventory

 

Somewhere in the middle east
It's Christmas -why don't you love me...waaaah!
Uh, I'm not sure I should even be seen talking to you...
by ralahinn1, 12-10-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-10-16
And now it's time for an IMG segment called "Ask ralahinn1"
People want to know,are your characters based on real people?
Only Varnax and I are based on real people, and the person Varnax is based on passed away earlier this year, but, he lives on here. The other characters were in small ways inspired by some people,but
Cool.
- to my surprise sometimes I would make up someone for the story, then, meet people who were like the character O_O.
Do you get paid for your submissions here?
Nope, and I don't know the people that run this place. I do what I do for fun. If I had any "spare" money, I'd share some ;). Well, maybe one day... thanks to those who feel called to help though^_^.

 

by ralahinn1
12-11-16
Wrecking a child hood memory *An IMG True Story*
Hey, did you know that the dude who did the voice acting for "Charlie Brown"got arrested last year?
True story, google it
Woo hoo, if he's still in jail, they should make an updated version of "A Charlie Brown Christmas"

 

What the hell you mean you'll "give me $5 to shovel your walk"?
by ralahinn1, 12-12-16

 

Yes, it's that holiday season-
Grrr. I sware I will shoot the next mofo that leaves a cheapazz santa mug in the box for me...
by ralahinn1, 12-12-16

 

*With apologies to Dr Seuss...
Some people like Christmas, they like it alot. But the Jews down in Jewville definitely did not.
Oy,it's not like I "hate" Christmas...
by ralahinn1, 12-12-16

 

Wanna see "Nut Cracker Live"?
Nope, I think I'll pass.
by ralahinn1, 12-12-16

 

Arrrgh, I don't give a fig what "ghost" ye be- if it's Scrooge ye are a lookin' for, he bunks 3 houses down, on the left side o'the street.
Darn "google maps".
by ralahinn1, 12-13-16

 

Somewhere downtown ...
Watch out,doer's of evil,I am Manscape Man!
Faaaabuuulous!
by ralahinn1, 12-13-16

 

The murder rate in Baltimore,Md is now over 300 this year, thanks to black on black crime.
Yep,so much for "black lives matter"...
by ralahinn1, 12-14-16

 

Outside a Pennsylvania Courthouse...
Why do you think you are on trial today, Mr. Cosby?
I don't know,all I said was "You want to suck on a delicious chocolate puddin' pop" ? She was drunk, and must have taken it the wrong way.
by ralahinn1, 12-14-16

 

No,Santa, you really do have to tell me why you think it is "inappropriate" for me to perform in a children's Christmas puppet show.
by ralahinn1, 12-14-16

 

Soon after Dave sets up his tree( almost all dog owner's have seen this...)
Damn it! No, Bad Sammy, Bad!
by ralahinn1, 12-14-16

 

At a local park
Imma goin' to bite the next person who coos at me and asks me to sing"Chipmunk Christmas"in the nutz!
Oh,brother, tell me about it!
by ralahinn1, 12-14-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-14-16
Timmy searches for signs of Christmas. At a local church-
Sorry, I am a monk, but my name is not"Chip"
At a local temple-
Sorry, I am a monk, but my name is not"Chip"
At an office-
I'm not a"Christmas fairy".Why do you ask?
Darn, the older I get, the harder it is to find signs Christmas is near...

 

by ralahinn1
12-15-16
Mr. Trump, I understand while you are president, you will be allowing your children to run your businesses.
Yes, and it's a yuge undertalking.
I am personally training my son, Barron
You're Fired!

 

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
by ralahinn1, 12-15-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-16-16
At the north pole-
Well, my reindeer friend, has Santa started feeding you beans so you can fly Christmas Eve?
Yup

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