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by weird4
10-17-07
This sucks. I'm put on this stupid spell by some witch. I'm sure the TV will cheer me up.
Say, have you ever felt un-lucky? Or feel like killing yourslef?
Yeah.
Well you'll di-
when you see this new collectible bobble head. Made for happy people who enjoy collecting things.

 

by weird4
10-18-07
Come on. You can do it. You want this curse off don't you?
Uhh...Hey dad...I was uh...
Yes?
2 hours later
Darn it.

 

by weird4
10-19-07
I looking at the witches spell book to see if there's a way to turn me back to normal.
What'cha reading there?
Well it's a good thing you're doing there. I remember when I was your age and..
Dad, you're boring me.

 

by weird4
10-19-07
I wonder what the magic word is...
ARANGOTANGO!
Darn. I've been demoted to a miner.
He's clueless.

 

by weird4
10-19-07
I want to be back to normal.
What are you doing here?
Well what if I said, BINGO!
Jeez, didn't you ever try to be like a normal human.
Now you're an arm.

 

by weird4
10-19-07
Hi!
Hi!
do they ever answer?
no - scary

 

by weird4
10-20-07
What's this thing doing here?
Must've been that spell I made for pumpkin soup. I'll get the ingrediants.
Good thing she doesn't know I'm in disguise.

 

by weird4
10-20-07
Really?
I know it's you. I guess I decided to let you off the hook.
WOW! REALLY?!
Yeah. For now on your name is Jake Myers.
I feel weird. Am I sick?
Thank goodness that's over.

 

by weird4
10-21-07
Say dad, I have a question for you.
Sure. What is it?
If we were rich, would you buy me a horse?
You cheapstake!
You despise me

 

by weird4
10-21-07
How are the files coming?
Good so far. I guess..
What happened?
Well you see the guys and I were playing Truth or Dare and well I was dared to delete all the files on the system.
You're fired.
I know sir. I know.

 

by weird4
10-21-07
Ah - my grades have arrived.
I wonder if I can get ALL As next time.
Who knows? It's possible!!!

 

by weird4
10-22-07
Oh my gosh! Who are you?
I'm Death...
Look kid, I'm not falling for that trick.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Okay. I'm your mom.

 

Honey, will you marry me?
AAAAAAAA!! THE HORROR! THE PG-13 HORROR!
by weird4, 10-22-07

 

Sorry honey. I dropped the wedding ring. Heres another one.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
by weird4, 10-23-07

 

by weird4
10-23-07
Saw I
What the heck are you?
I am the clown from the grave. But I'm nice.
Saw II
Dude. I told you to be carefull with the chainsaw.
Saw III
And you thought the games have begun..

 

by weird4
10-23-07
Wanna know what sucks about our strip?
We get no bathroom breaks.

 

by weird4
10-24-07
Well here we are Chippy. Our first time in space. Did you forget your flu shot?
You did didn't you?
Whatever.

 

I'M HERE TO SUCK YOUR BLOOOD!!
And the catch is??
by weird4, 10-25-07

 

I'll suck your blood!! I mean treak or treat.
Sorry kid. We're out of candy.Want some Readers Digest issues?
by weird4, 10-25-07

 

by weird4
10-26-07
Wow mom! You sure grown old.
"It's been 15 years too long sweetie."

 

by weird4
10-27-07
Scream 1
This just in, Brittney Spears has shaved her head and got a tatto.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Scream 2
Kelly Clarkson won American Idol!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA! IT CAN'T BE!
Scream 3
There's a murder on the loose.
Why do I keep screaming?

 

by weird4
10-28-07
Heck yeah!
Ready for the Halloween Party?
Just give me a sec to get into my costume.
5 mins later
That's a little...awkward.
Ahh I knew it.

 

by weird4
10-29-07
What are you supposed to be?
I'm Osama Bin Ladin.
What are you supposed to be?
An angel
Where am I?
Earth..Why?

 

by weird4
10-30-07
I guess so. Why?
Excuse me, are you the owner of this party?
$500!?
Well when it comes to partys, here's a bill for everything you owe.
Are you that kid from the Christmas Story?
Heck no.

 

by weird4
10-31-07
Yeah. All the candy is gone.
Well it looks like things are wrapping up nicely.
There's only one thing to do now.
What's that?
Happy Halloween!!
Oh..I thought you were wearing jeans. My bad.

 

by weird4
11-01-07
Hey I got a job yesterday.
You got fired again?
Yeah but the good part is that I'm a fortune teller.
Really? What do you see in my future?
You'll end up in someones comic on stripcreator.com
Cool..

 

by weird4
11-02-07
Oh my gosh! Are you the Grim Reaper?
Yeah. I was told that you had cancer.
Well buddy, you might want my twin because since there's no laws, we can't die.
GAAAAHHH!!

 

by weird4
11-03-07
Are we there yet?
OH MY GOD! FOR THE LAST TIME NO!!

 

by weird4
11-03-07
Well..when you put it that way. I guess we do.
So I see we have a deal.
"Dear Ricky. Your father and I have vanished into the 1900's. Please save us. Love mom."
Check out the letter your mom sent.
Thank God, I thought she was dead.
Just get in the car.

 

by weird4
11-03-07
Yeah..I'm trying to remember how to drive..
You ready?
I don't know what to say here. But since you're here, you owe the government $100,000.
I hate my job.

 

by weird4
11-04-07
At Evil Twin HQ
Success! Our plan has worked!
Those fools will never know where we are located!
When's lunch?

 

by weird4
11-04-07
We interupt, "Euro Trip" for this breaking news update.
The 2 evil twins have escaped from jail 2:30 this morning.
*sigh* I'll need a partner.

 

by weird4
11-05-07
Hey. You Mr. Bugs Bunny?
Yes I am..Err..what's up doc.
I need as much help as possible. My brother vanished yesterday.
Eh..I've been there.
If you need me I'll be on break.

 

by weird4
11-05-07
I think I know just the place.
Come on. Let's look for clues.
At the Morgue...
Yeah. This is where all dead people go.
The morgue?
Hmm..Now that you meantion it.
How do you know he didn't vanish into thin air?

 

by weird4
11-06-07
I found a letter from..my PARENTS!?
What you got there?
They're stuck in the 1900's!
Oh really? We better get moving then.
*sigh* I hate Mondays.
Don't we all.

 

by weird4
11-06-07
MOM!
JIMMY!
My friend and I got your letter.
How'd you find us?
The End
IT'S RABBIT SEASON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Eh..rules say that today is Duck Season.

 

by weird4
11-07-07
Pointing why?
What are you doing?
Look, you've been doing that for years and it's ticking me off.
WELL SORRY FOR BEING INDIAN!
Weirdo..

 

by weird4
11-08-07
Man I can't wait for the news to be on!
We're sorry, but due to the writers strike, CNN will be shoing the news from 1968.
AWWWWW ****!
Hello..I'm Larry King...My first guest is...

 

by weird4
11-09-07
Like...peace dude.
Uh sir this is the 80's. I mean, no one says that anymore.
Like...chill dude.
****
I tried to be nice. Don't worry, I'm an actor with a prop gun.

 

by weird4
11-10-07
Mr. Myers sir it's an honer to see you here.
Well you...told me to come.
You know since Christmas is coming up, I decided to get a Christmas tree for the office party.
Uh..wouldn't the tree die?
That's the great news! It's plastic!
One more crack like that and you are soo out of here.

 

by weird4
11-11-07
999,999 bottles of milk on the wall, 999,999 botles of milk.
Take one down pass it around...
20 years later
Uhhh what number am I on?

 

by weird4
11-11-07
Hey. Who are you?
BUT MAAAA!!! I-
Uhh no..That's on Stage 249
Oh..Is this the set for A Christmas Story 2?
Awww...sucks..
Crap.

 

by weird4
11-12-07
Uh..I'm black.
Dude. What happened to you?
Uh..Yeah.
Black? Oh you go to a black school, go to a black bathroom and all that stuff.
I hope Martin Luther King gets here fast.
YOU'RE SO LUCKY! WHAAAA!!

 

by weird4
11-13-07
Sir, do you know how fast you were going?
Hehe...Uhh..Lemme show ya.
WHEEEEEEEEEEE!! HA! HA! HA!
Aww mann..I was close to getting 120 mph.

 

by weird4
11-14-07
Sigh...It's been 3 years on this island and everyone dissappeared.
How'd this bench get here?

 

Ohhhh....a new toy for meeee??
by weird4, 11-15-07

 

by weird4
11-16-07
Who are you?
I'm your daughter...I mean...
BOBBY! YOU'RE FORGIN EXCHANGE STUDENT IS HERE!!
Hehe..eeexxxellent..

 

by weird4
11-17-07
Hey..I got your call. What's up?
Well there was an accident.
An old lady was crossing the street and got hit by a car. But she's ok.
WHAAAAAA!!
Weirdo.

 

by weird4
11-17-07
Attention shoppers. There are 37 shopping days 'til Christmas..
So we're now going to be selling these cute cat sweaters for $39.99! Order from QVC now and we'll give you this ring.
AAAAAAAAAA!! THE STRESS OF SHOPPING HAS BEGUN!

 

by weird4
11-18-07
Grandma? What are you doing here?
Oh..the people at the home went on strike so I just decided to stop by to visit for Thanksgiving.
Grandma! For the last time, you aren't invited to our Thanksgiving dinner!
Oh my..
THAT'S RIGHT! GO BACK TO THE HOME YOU *****!
So much for the pumpkin pies.

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