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by Beeko180
5-17-09
That's bad for you.
I know it is.
But without beer and ciggerettes, the economy would shrivel to nothing and we'd be left to fend for ourselves.
If we were to completely halt the government's ambition to continue selling ciggerettes and beer, we wouldn't have enough money to keep the human race going.
It makes you fat.

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
This comic has been nominated by Beeko180.
Hi.
While The gang and I were on holidays I decided that blue would be forced to eat dog food and red would be rolling on the floor in a mad attempt to make his cold go away.
Any questions?
Um. Can I go to the toilet?

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
This comic has been nominated by Beeko180.
This is an utter outrage!
What is?
Dominoes doesn't sell pizza anymore!

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
This comic has been nominated by Beeko180.
Do you know why I pulled you over sir?
No officer.
I think it had something to do with a car.

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
This comic has been nominated by Beeko180.
You there! Lady in the back!
Yes you! What's your-
Holy hell!

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
This comic was nominated by Beeko180.
Moo?

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
You may be wondering why on earth I'm making several comics to do with "Nominees" and "400 Special". So I'll take the liberty of telling you all about it.
The Nominees are to be used for the voting of The A.R.B's 400 Special: Best Moment of Volume 2. Now I know what you're thinking.
Even the concept of the idea is quite absurd as it is. But if you pay special attention to te history of my comic making, you'll notice this has been done before.
There better be an anvil up there...

 

Get Ready...
by Beeko180, 5-17-09

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
AND THEN HE, HE, HE *SOB* CALLED ME NAMES!!!
Oh god, would you shut your trap and live with it already?
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A REASON TO!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
Maybe you should give up.
No that's what Tim said.
Tim?
Yeah.
Damn Tim! He's always teasing those fat kids!

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
Maybe it's for the best.
If it were for the best, I would be screaming out my exaggerated joy to a world full of people who feel they must always be politically correct to survive in a crucial environment.
If I were to do such a thing the world would simply come to the end of humanity itself, having finally discovered the destruction they have caused to the thinking patterns of the avergae human being.
But then again I would rather fake happiness than be living with my mother at the age of 42.

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
Puff. There's something I have to tell you.
You aren't a dragon. You're a poof.
She was asking for it.

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
Just stay very very still.
WHAT WHAT??!?!? WHERE!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!!
You know, maybe putting a nylon string around my neck, slapping duck tape across my mouth and yanking furiously at the nylon string would do the trick.
Or we could simply shove a dagger through the side of your head and see how much blood we can gather into a bowl.

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
Hey Wilson, have you seen Grant?
H-ww-hee-weetch-cha-ch-hee...
What are you looking at?
Oh. I see.

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
I went surfing a couple, days ago.
You know how they laugh at people who trip over nothing and land head first into a pile of mud or something?
I just wish it wasn't shallow water.

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
So you're sure it wasn't a misconception?
Lady, if you're husband having a truck fall on top of him in the dead set centre of a golf course is a misconception.
How would you feel about a laser eye surgery?
Are you sure that's a certified piece of optometry equipment?
We'll find out soon enough.

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
Hey guard. If you let me out I'll give you A DONUT FACTORY!
Huh? How's that sound? Pretty Sweet huh?
Pssst! He's a Mannequin!

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
So what!
If you were to suddenly burst into flames you would destroy the mannequin and the prison along with it.
But if you were to ALSO pay me five bucks there'd be a HUGE difference in your tactic of escape.
And what would be that HUGE difference, exactly?
I dunno. I just want the five bucks.

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
So what's your plan?
Oh oh.
AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
heh heh heh...
RUN!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
Halt.
QUICK OFFICER, QUICK!
Why what's gonna-
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to see what all the comotion is back there.

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
What the hell is that?!?!?
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Wh-Wh-Who are you???
AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
*OBVIOUSLY LOUD SIREN SOUND!!!!!*
*OBVIOUSLY LOUD SIREN SOUND!!!!!*
*MUFFLED SIREN IN DISTANCE*
!
STOP RIGHT THERE GOOBERSMIT!

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
Alright Goobersmit. I'm going to make this QUICK and PAINFUL!
For as DANGEROUS as you may be, there is not enough room for THE BOTH OF US!
We must fight TO THE DEATH, or DIE TRYING!
Melodramatic Theme Music

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
Weenta Ta Tooooon
Wnow Wnow Wnow!
Weent Ta Ta Teeeen

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
*DRAMATIC THEME MUSIC*
NO BOBBY, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
NAOOOOOOOO!!!!!
AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! OH GOD IT BURNS!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
Well that was.... Entertaining.
I suppose this is the part where you get away with it and I run away and tell the others, isn't it?
HOLY HELL!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
Meanwhile...
Yes, but I still don't see how a Level 3 Wilderbeast can manage to kill a troll.
Maybe that's because you never expected to realise what will suddenly become eminent after this panel.
DEAR GOD, I'M BLIND!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
GUYS!!!!
!
WHAT IS IT CAPTAIN PAIN?!?!?!
Goobersmit... (pant).... Prison.... Old wrinkly ball of skin... burnt to death.. (pant)...
Need... (pant)... More... Panels.... (pant pant)....

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
TO THE MEETING ROOM!!!!!
I have to admit, I didn't expect this to happen so dramatically and in such a violently insane way.
What we need is a plan. A plan that will take us behind the scenes, and the plan MUST involve us somehow getting a free ticket to Sea World.
No, I think we just need to- WATCH OUT!!!!!
What, What, Where?!?!
It's nothing, I just wanted to see how vulnerable you are right now.

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
You'll never see the light of day again, if you do this Goobersmit!
For a man once said, that his life depends on what he believes in!
And that the heart grips the flame with the fear of a thousand suffering victims. You shall die in peace, a man had once said to him.
That lucky Bastard.

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
I don't believe this Goobersmit! This is a lie! An evil twisted scheme! It's a puppet pulled by the strings in your hands, and I will NOT fall for it!
Five bucks says you do.
Deal!

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
Haha, you fell for it! Have a bright Future!
-the Hell?!?
STOP RIGHT THERE GOOBERSMIT!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
Wait... Hang on, I'm stuck.
Could you like-
CRUNCH!
There we go!

 

by Beeko180
5-17-09
You may have won this round, my shadowy friend. But escaping jail was only the first part of my sinister plot.
For you see: I am but one simple stamp ahead of you. While you gathered all your strength and wasted it by climbing up that rock.
I took the liberty of gathering strength for myself as well. When half of this text has sunk deeply into the centre of your thoughts you will now come to-
DAMN IT!

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
I swear to god, he was like that when I found him!
Well technically if that were true, I wouldn't be kicking your head through a steel-framed, glass window.
But the simple fact remains. He WASN'T like that when you found him. So with great disgust I would like to see your fat rolls blasted through space at the speed of light.
Get ready for Die Hard all over again.

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
WOOO! POWER TO THE PIZZA!
Isn't it supposed to be power to the "people"?
Look, if you ever want to see the light of day again, I suggest you shut your trap and agree with me.
I'll do that when you rip my diaphragm out through my oesophagus and use it as a sweat towel.

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
I've always loved the country life.
The sweeping plains of dry grass and beautiful rolling clouds.
The magnificent sunsets and beautiful stallions grazing the beautifully rich yellow grass laid before them at their feet.
The fresh smell of burning corpses.

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
Is this the coat room?
That depends.
Depends on what?
On how long it takes for you to go madly insane, brutally beat me with a steel-capped shoe and drag my dead, mangled corpse in there.
Same time tomorrow?
Nah, I've got... plans.

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
Hey daisy!
What?
How many scientists does it take to know that you're actually dead?
I dunno.
None.
Just me.

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
Are you sure we can't just work this out like civilised people?
You're not a person.
Now that's just not fair. I live my life absolute secrecy from the human race, and you come into my territory and say I'm not civilised.
I never said you weren't civilised, but maybe you should consider the fact that civilised people don't maul a rabbit and drag it's body into a hole in the ground and bury it.

 

I like watching little girls change.
by Beeko180, 5-18-09

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
This bin has the BEST view of the sky.
I can't feel my arm.
That's because I injected tonnes of fat into your veins!

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
You look like a troll!
JERRY, WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BUCKET!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
Now the first rule of discipline is the crow stance.
Crow stance?
Yes. For this exercise you must bend down low and spread your legs apart.
Are you sure there isn't some hidden meaning to this?
No, I've definitely been payed 400 bucks an hour to help you lose weight without you realising it.

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
Bulls are scary.
Have you ever seen those movies where the bull ends up killing the matador?
Yeah, I used to make sure they didn't survive.

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
What are you doing in here?
Playing some riffs.
Didn't you see the sign? It says SNAILS ONLY!
How dare you do such a filthy thing on that toilet seat. How dare you defy the laws of physics and float in mid-air. Why if I had the situation my way I'd be so MAD! SO GOD DAMN MAD!!!!! I HATE YOU!!

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
Have you seen Jeff?
No, but I think I know where to find him.
You stupid moron.

 

by Beeko180
5-18-09
How many times must I tell you to NOT eat the key?!?!
I dunno. But if you give me five bucks, I could try to expand my memory.

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