The Adventures of Pooper Portal

Author: Beeko180

Date: May 17, 2009

by Beeko180
5-17-09
Just stay very very still.
WHAT WHAT??!?!? WHERE!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!!
You know, maybe putting a nylon string around my neck, slapping duck tape across my mouth and yanking furiously at the nylon string would do the trick.
Or we could simply shove a dagger through the side of your head and see how much blood we can gather into a bowl.