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by Beeko180
5-20-09
I TOLD YOU MUMMY WOULDN'T LIKE IT!!!!
Shut up, you stupid puppet or I'll cave your face into a wall.
CRY BABY, CRY BABY!!!!!!
HOLY HELL, RUN FOR IT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING FUN, BECAUSE I'M NOT DEAD!
Aren't you that little green thing that ate my cereal?
I TOLD MUMMY THAT LIFE ISN'T A BOX OF CHOCOLATES!!!
THERE WAS A LOUD BANG AND SHE FELL ON THE FLOOR!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
Beela Beela!!!
Yes, I believe what you are saying is being pronounced in a grammatically incorrect manner
Beela Beela???
No, I do believe in Christianity, but this is not the time for that. I am trying to make you see the logic in the way you ACTUALLY pronounce that pair of non-existant words.
How'd your talk with Edward go?
Apparently he's still convinced that his eyes are smaller than an ant's brain. I think he's obsessed with Edward cullen. He is without hope of redemption.

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
Why I say thata Fiddly Widdly Fiddle looks mighty perty!
It is priced around 900- 2000 pounds and is a very fine instrument.
HEY MA! GIT THE CHAINSAW WILL YA! I'M GONNA PAY AUNT PETUNIA A VISIT THIS ARVY!

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
Now stay as still as you can. I'm about to perform life-risking surgery here.
My back looks funny.
It's ok, that's supposed to happen.

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
Thoughts are fun...
They're where I can beat myself up without people knowing.

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
Pssst, hey kid.
If you let me out of here I'll give you a free tummy tuck.
Not one for surgery huh?

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
Why paint the side of the footpath blue?
The evil pixie behind me said it will bring me good luck.

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
I was told that people don't like flies.
Apparently we leave a buzz in their ear when everything is silent and soundless.
I say that we don't leave a buzz in their ear, we take a dump in it.

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
Now that I've installed you're internal programming, I suppose it's time to see what you can do.
PEACE ON EARTH!!!!!
MOTHER KILLED THE SMURPHS!!!!
I'm going to find the receipt...

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
What are you doin on my property Dan? No Dan, NO! I told you no MORE games! Play dates ARE for BABIES!!!
Why would you want to emphasize the word "More"? It just makes the word before it sound more distant.
Shut UP Dan! I told you no MORE questions you stupid-
Why are you in a bin?
It's Get-In-a-Bin-Day!

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
Since when do you care how what I do?
Since you started bringing bags of white powder to school and handing them out to toddlers for money.
Yeah, but it was only a very small fee!
That's not what I'm getting at.
Oh?
I'm disgruntled by the fact that they gave it to their mothers instead of putting it to good use.

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
*sigh*
Boy do the days get ever so lonely in here.
Now you be a good boy Mr. TV....
This can't be good...
:D

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
Nice arch mate. LOVE the interior decorating!
Thanks...

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
W-w-w-w-w- what's wrong little fella?
I just saw a woman breast-feeding.
OH!
Oh GOD!
Fend for yourself man!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-20-09
Don't peg bricks at me!!!
What? Wasn't me. It was the lightbulb.
The giant rediculously large lightbulb.

 

You got a permit for that?
by Beeko180, 5-21-09

 

by Beeko180
5-21-09
Have you ever tried to make an emo laugh?
It's impossible!
What we need is LAUGHING GAS!
What? It's pretty logical if you think about it.

 

by Beeko180
5-21-09
I love pie. Pie loves me.
Pie is really nice to me.
I gave Barnie apple pudding cake.
Barnie stew I soon shall make.

 

by Beeko180
5-21-09
I didn't know Dora had a cousin.
I thought she shared an apartment with a bag and a map.

 

by Beeko180
5-21-09
It's times like these I realise just how boring my life is...

 

by Beeko180
5-22-09
You ever think about quitting drinking?
Nope.
Really? You haven't even considered it?
Well I think I should considering the events that took place last night...
Give me a nickle and we'll get started right away sir...

 

by Beeko180
5-22-09
You ever think about quitting drinking?
Nope.
Really? You haven't even considered it?
I love you...

 

by Beeko180
5-22-09
sure
an irishman, an irishman, an irishman, an irishman, an irishman, an irishman, an irishman, an irishman, an irishman, an irishman, an irishman, an irishman, and an irishman
walk into a bar...
Damn, that's a lot of irishmen...

 

by Beeko180
5-22-09
DO YOU LIKE PIES AND HORSE PEWK?!?!
Well if you do, you may want to know the epic link between the two!
If you DIGEST my wallace the third you will most likely choke on pig vomit.

 

by Beeko180
5-22-09
Are you sure that leaving everything unlocked while you're on holidays is a good idea?
Don't worry. I've come up with a very clever security system.
I call it:
A webcam.
You gotta be kidding me, right?
Shut up, unless you want me to make a right angle out of your spine.

 

by Beeko180
5-22-09
After all these years it's finally over.
I thought that we would be friends til the day we died in a fantasized car crash in the back of Britany Spears' Limousine.
But if you think harder, you'll notice that my care for you gradually decreased over the years to the point where I had to cook you just to survive the terrible ordeal that was to come.
Your death.

 

by Beeko180
5-22-09
So let me get this straight, you just got kicked out of Luigi's Pizza Store for physically assaulting a baby?
Hey, she kept mimicking my laugh!
So when you laugh you make the noise "goo"?
Hey it's not as bad as my high school years...
I COULD GRAB YOU BY THE EARS AND SLAM YOUR HEAD INTO THE GROUND UNTIL YOU START FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!!! HOW DOES THAT SOUND DONKEY FACE?!?!

 

by Beeko180
5-22-09
I'll find that jerk somewhere in these bushy landscapes. And when I do, I'll rip his heart out and continuously stab it with a pencil.
And what exactly is going seal that statement so that it becomes an eminent fact in the basic structure of this comic?
I don't know, I was thinking I'd make a salad with a fruit juice, and toast to it.
That isn't a very good way of doing it. What I would have suggested, is that you simply go with your gut feelings.
You're right. I think I really should shoot that old man over there instead...

 

by Beeko180
5-22-09
What the hell is that over there?...
Can't... reach... the big red button to the left....
If I could move, I'd be running so fast that I'd end up in china in five seconds flat...

 

by Beeko180
5-22-09
HOLD UP DUDE, I'M JUST GETTIN' A PEPSI!!!
Seeming this guy's a complete jerk, I'll let him off with a warning.
Or seeming he's trying to shove his hand down the flap where the drinks come out of, I could simply do this instead...
HOLY MOTHER GOD!!!! MY ARM IS STUCK IN THE MACHINE!!!!!!! GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-22-09
Come on Jerry, just a quarter, how greedy could you get?!?!
Well, ok. But only if you I get to stop by the drug store on the walk home and purchase some illegal crack.
I watched those kids walk away, into the sunset.. with their heads held high and their walk strong and proud...

 

by Beeko180
5-22-09
Yeah I think there tonnes of side effects to my new drug, If you purchase it for you're bar, I will make a deal with a manufacturer of which you can get a free muffin basket.
I wish this guy would shut up, he's been at it for hours...
Maybe I could do something to get rid of him.
AAAAAAH LOT'S OF CANDY!!!!!!!! SWEET MUMMA!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAY!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-22-09
Didn't you just say that all women are situation-controlling jerks who dont have hobbies?
Yes, but that statement was simply a figment of your imagination.
Ok, correct me if I'm wrong here. But did you just say that I'm talking to a complete stranger who's excuses are so imaginative that they sound like utter garbage rather than excuses?
Actually I AM a figment of your imagination. You see, why would a rich fella like me be wasting his time talking to a 20 year old suburban dude who doesn't even know what the answer to 5+5.
It's 10.
Exactly.

 

by Beeko180
5-22-09
I met someone the other day. They seem real nice. How do I ask them out?
Well I think you should start off with a quick stretch and reach your arm around her neck.
Wouldn't that sort of thing normally happen in a cinema? And plus the chances of that working are about a billion to one.
LOOK, YOU STUPID GOOBER!!!!!!
I DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS!!!!!!!! SO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-23-09
Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?
No officer, I do not have a dead body in the back of my car.
Wait, what?
I don't know officer, are you sure you want to test me for alcohol poisoning?
I'll give you a doughnut if you let me off scott free.

 

by Beeko180
5-23-09
I met some guy today. He's a real nice.
Really?
Yeah. I found his lack of kindness and empathy, ability to piss off everyone around him and jokes all pathetically abysmal.
That's similar to sarcasm, right?
You know what, I think I'll go get stoned. That way I have an excuse to bash his head in...

 

by Beeko180
5-23-09
No Johnny I will not move aside. I will not stand idly by and watch countless innocent inhabitants of this retirement home get devoured.
Mnggnnhh!!!
I'm sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles Johnny. Now run along.
MNGGNNHH!!!!!!!!
Ok, but come back after you put it in the bin.

 

by Beeko180
5-23-09
Why the hell do you have cat ears and paws???
Actually, these are just attatchments. The real deal wouldn't be seen on a human such as me.
Are you sure that maybe, just maybe, you are wrong for once. And that not only are they real, but they might also explain you're completely absurd lifestyle.
Now listen here, drinking milk and eating cat food from a bowl on the floor is NOT completely absurd.
IT'S INSANELY ABSURD!!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-23-09
You never give anyone a chance! Give them a chance you stupid prick! They're human BEINGS!!!! IS THIS HOW LIFE IS MEANT TO BE?!?!
Actually it is.
It is?
Yes. The big people are stupid pricks who sit at desks and talk on the phone saying "No" with a detailed explanation to the little people.
You'd wonder why they don't make a machine do the talking.

 

by Beeko180
5-23-09
Yes but are you SURE she's a witch?
YOU BET!!! BURN HER!!!!!!
Do you have any proof to declare this as a true fact?
SHE ATTATCHED A GUITAR TO ME, AND NOW I CAN'T GET IT OFF!!!!
How did she do that?
Sticky tape.

 

by Beeko180
5-23-09
Hey, do you know the last time we talked about this kinda stuff?
I dunno. Just now?
No silly! How many boggle tournaments do you have to lose before you know what I'm saying?
Fifty-Two?
Fifty-Three!!! It's Fifty-Three isnt it?!?

 

by Beeko180
5-23-09
Great! Look what you've gone and done Sanderson! You've made my wife mad at me!
Real smooth!!!
Smooth AND creamy!!!

 

by Beeko180
5-23-09
It's funny how we look fairly similar in resemblance isn't it?
I'm sorry, do I know you?
It's Roger. You know, from the block down the road.
You caught me in bed with your wife.
Oh! So what have you been up to since then?

 

by Beeko180
5-23-09
GAH!!!
Later...
Did the Cardboard Cut-out scare you again?

 

by Beeko180
5-23-09
Well, look what we have here, the comic maker, need's us back.
Look, if you don't care then I'll simply go find another underwater world to continue the series.
Maybe if you added some brand new character we wouldn't have had to stop in the first place!
Maybe if you simply realised that we've made a whole episode out of this proposition I wouldn't be listening to a gay person rant and rave...
I'll do it if you grant me the ability to pop up in any episode regardless of the script.
Deal!

 

by Beeko180
5-23-09
Talk about, tough times!
What the hell are you on about now?
Well think about it, I have all the money I could ever need, and every day of the year off. What more could you possibly want?
But then Beeko comes along and tells us to start the series again. I mean it is fun but-
Bob???

 

by Beeko180
5-23-09
So I come to you in great need of you're wisdom.
Well first of all we need to guess what you want help with. Is it to do with relationships?
Well, sort of...
I'm sorry, you're on your own man.
Damn it...

 

by Beeko180
5-23-09
So how did you're talk with Wisdom-Dude go?
Not good.
Oh?
Do you know of a small phrase that can discribe a situation where nothing good happened?
My birth?

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