Three Ways to Tell a Cop What You've Done

Author: Beeko180

Date: May 23, 2009

by Beeko180
5-23-09
Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?
No officer, I do not have a dead body in the back of my car.
Wait, what?
I don't know officer, are you sure you want to test me for alcohol poisoning?
I'll give you a doughnut if you let me off scott free.