All comics by BeNN_MaKK

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-19-02
Extremist
(SMASH!!) (KNOCKING OVER WATER!!)
Deconstructionist
(SMASH!!) (KNOCKING OVER WATER!!)
Bassonist
(SMASH!!) (KNOCKING OVER WATER!!)
Hey man watch it when you walk around with that thing over your shoulder.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-19-02
Water-colorist
(CLEANING BRUSHES!!)
Anti-environmentalist
(PEEING!!)
A blind guy about to drink the dirty water
Hmm hmm hmm

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-19-02
Civil War Recreationist
Can I buy a funnel cake with this water?
Touch-typist
Thasat is a fooa flgass ofg waTer
Under-consumptionist
I am still not paying two dollars for a glass of water.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-19-02
Rapist
We meet again, glass of water.
Racist
Fuck you, aquad!
Chief Justice William Rehnquist
Duhr

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-19-02
yes
i
am
gabe

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-21-02
You know what I like?
What's that?
When you get something shipped to you and it has that bubble wrap and-OH DEAR GOD!
FWOOM "AIIIEE!!"
(GETTING SICK!!)
SIZZLE

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-21-02
(DANCING!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-22-02
______________________________________ ______________________________________ ______________________________________ ______________________________________ ______________________________________
(CLAPPING!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-22-02
^^
~^^~
^o^
*^_^*
W^!^W
*^^*

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-22-02
>
@_@
T_T
^_^;;
O_O ROUND-EYE!!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-22-02
Dear God: this old Japanese man has been throuhg a lot, but I cannot take this disrespect!!! Take this American and turn him and his Internet monikers into KOREAN
Blah the blah more blah superior blah
EVEN THOGU YOU DO NOT WORSHIP ME AND WAKE ME UP FROM SLEEPING, OK OLD MAN, YOU GET ONE JESUS WISH!!!
How do you defend your evil words now?
(’Q‚«”ß‚µ‚Ý‚È‚³‚¢!!) T_T;; !!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-22-02

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-22-02

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-22-02

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-22-02
LOOKU WHAT I AM DOING TO YOU!!! BUT CAN YOU APOLOGIZE??? NO, WHAT IS THE ONLY THINGS YOU CAN SAY???
¬‚³‚¢‰AŒs

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-23-02
GOD!!! I COME TO YOU IN THE INKY BLACKNESS TO ASK WHYYOU MADE BENN MAKK AS BELIGERENT AND INSULTING AS HE IS
^_^ (SILENCE)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-24-02
BENN MAKK THIS OLD RONIN IS GIVING YOU ONE LAST CHANCE TO APOLOGIZE!!!
o_O (REFUSES)
METEO!!!
9999
I HAVE SWOONED YOU!!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-24-02
BENN MAKK THIS OLD RONIN IS GIVING YOU ONE LAST CHANCE TO APOLOGIZE!!!
o_O (REFUSES)
METEO!!!
9999
I HAVE SWOONED YOU!!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-28-02
OLD MAN COME AT ME AGAIN! (HAS CAST WALL!!)
(SO MUCH THE FOOLISH ONE, BENN MAKK) METEO!!!!!!
9999 (NO! AGAIN!)
FOOLISH ONE WALL CANNOT STOP THE METEO, LIKE MY WRATH
HAS SWOONED
IN SOME WAYS YOU AND THE IMPUDENCE REMIND ME OF SELF WHEN I WAS YOUNGER...

 

by BeNN_MaKK
11-22-02
ANGRY MILITANT MUSLIM THANK YOU FOR THE INTEREST IN THE BENN MAKK ACCOUNT!!! IT IS YOURS NOW!!!
ALLAH BE PRAISED
PLEASE TEACH HIM THE LESSON OF HUMILIATION!!!
THIS OLD MAN IS NOT LONG FOR THIS WORLD

 

by BeNN_MaKK
11-22-02
Newspaper headline, dateline for our nation of nigeria: Al-lah would be pleased with the miss america pagenting in nigeria
I will show them what will please Al-lah.
I am killing this person in front of me and many others.
Christiandom!
Newspaper headline, dateline for our natrion of nigeria: Al-lah said let there be looting
Our Al-lah is a down to earth Al-lah

 

by BeNN_MaKK
12-05-02
Allah they do not know it, but to-day will be the darkest day for them and the brightest day for us.
SOON THE FIRE THAT IS ALLAH WILL SPREAD OVER ALL OF AMERICA

 

by BeNN_MaKK
12-12-02
I am America the Satan, give me your oil, in return for a paulty price!
I turn my back to you, and turn towards to Al-lah.
While your back is turned I shall take your bounty.
We shall see...
We shall see...

 

by BeNN_MaKK
1-28-03
BOINKY!!! qUIT DE JERKING WITH THE COOKING OIL!!
DAT IS WHUT DEE LARD IS FOR
YOU ASS.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
11-15-04

 

by BeNN_MaKK
11-17-04
Since Vietnam, every day is like my eleventh toe.
Extra!
I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU

 

by BeNN_MaKK
11-18-04
What's wrong with me doctor?
I'm sorry to tell you this, but we have to remove most of your intestines because of the cancerous growth. You'll be in a colostomy bag for the rest of your life, and possibly a wheelchair.
I'm so sorry.
At least I still have my personality!
I find you offputting, dull, and uninteresting in every respect.

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