MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY IN PICTORALS

Author: BeNN_MaKK

Date: November 18, 2004

by BeNN_MaKK
11-18-04
What's wrong with me doctor?
I'm sorry to tell you this, but we have to remove most of your intestines because of the cancerous growth. You'll be in a colostomy bag for the rest of your life, and possibly a wheelchair.
I'm so sorry.
At least I still have my personality!
I find you offputting, dull, and uninteresting in every respect.