All comics by CrustyPussyBlood

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
12-12-08
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!
Asshole.

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
12-12-08
My penis is very small.
*Sigh*

 

by CrustyPussyBlood
12-12-08
Eat shit you fucking whore.
Maturbate with kerosene you miserable cunt bag.
Shove broken glass up your rectum you distended dildo licker.
Fellate an AIDS patient you atrocious waste of semen.
Have a stroke during anal intercourse you retarded piss stain.
Merry Christmas and a happy new year!!!

 

There is poo in me pants.
I made stinky poo.
I pooed in me pants.
Gross.

 

Hey faggot!
I'm talking to you, twinkle tits!
Look at my cunt-shaped mouth!
Lush growing geraniums look good in a bed all by themselves, or mixed in with other annuals. They also make attractive edging plants for the flower garden.

 

That's a nice bench.
Tis quite benchly.

 

You've always been my favorite lover.
by CrustyPussyBlood, 1-24-09

 

I met Rush Limbaugh today. I found him outside my house yelling at a garbage can. He called me a "magic nigger."
Rush Limbaugh is a turd.
No shit.
Literally, his body is composed entirely of fecal matter. His parents were aliens from Scatoid 16 in the Poo nebula.
Their piece of crap spaceship crash landed on our planet, where they gave to birth to the one who would become Earth representative of the Chud people.

 

Ugh...
What?
You smell like diapers.

 
I want to massage your colon.

 

Uh...
Huh...
I have nothing to say.
Me neither.
Well...
They can't all be fucking gold you know!

 

Excuse me, may I please get by?
You no enter this building.
I'm here to see my girlfriend.
Nobody enters, nobody leaves.
What the fuck is wrong with your skin?
My mother was a tank.

 

Excuse me, may I please get by?
You no enter this building.
I'm here to see my girlfriend.
Nobody enters, nobody leaves.
What the fuck is wrong with your skin?
It's genetic. My father is a tank, my mother has a large, gaping vagina.

 

*Sniff sniff*
What smells like a fart?
Oh. It's a fart.

 
I wanna suck your cunt.

 

DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAAAHHHHHHHHH...
DAH DAH DAAAAAHHHH DAH DAH...
DAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH DAH DAH DAH DAAAAAHHHHHH DAH DAAAAHHHHHHH DAH DAH DAAAHHHHHHHHH...

 

EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!
EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!
EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!
I'm going to suck your fat robot cock.

 
My cunt smells like old cheese!
And it tastes like shit!

 

Get the fuck outta my wayt, ya cracka muthafucka!
Honky fucka!

 

Do you remember your first blowjob?
Yeah.
What did it taste like?
My uncle's filthy cock.
Uh...

 

Fucking motherfucking sonofabitch!
Shitty tits cocksucking bastard fart face!
I have a candy bracelet.

 

Fart face.
What?
Nothing.
I'm going to fuck your pumkiny mouth.

 

Fart face.
What?
Nothing.
I'm going to fuck your pumkiny mouth.

 

Fart face.
What?
Nothing.
I like corn chips.

 

Test
Test
Test

 
You'll like me better when you get to know me.

 
I see you motherfucker.

 
GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGEAGEAGAGAgaga

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