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| I met Rush Limbaugh today. I found him outside my house yelling at a garbage can. He called me a "magic nigger." | |
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| Literally, his body is composed entirely of fecal matter. His parents were aliens from Scatoid 16 in the Poo nebula. | |
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| Their piece of crap spaceship crash landed on our planet, where they gave to birth to the one who would become Earth representative of the Chud people. | |
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