The Truth About Rush Limbaugh

Author: CrustyPussyBlood

Date: January 28, 2009

I met Rush Limbaugh today. I found him outside my house yelling at a garbage can. He called me a "magic nigger."
Rush Limbaugh is a turd.
No shit.
Literally, his body is composed entirely of fecal matter. His parents were aliens from Scatoid 16 in the Poo nebula.
Their piece of crap spaceship crash landed on our planet, where they gave to birth to the one who would become Earth representative of the Chud people.