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by DH-01
9-19-02
... the 'biscuit game'? Sure, I'll play anything with you guys!

 

by DH-01
9-25-02
To the hook of 'Radar Love'
We've got a thing, and it's called anal sex!
We've got a wang in your ass...
RAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

 

by DH-01
9-27-02
Hey... where's the cream filling?
I told you I'm tired. Now stop touching me.

 

by DH-01
9-27-02
I was sitting in my room, alone. And then a thought came to me...
Is it considered cannibalism if you swallow instead of spit?

 

by DH-01
10-12-02
... so the murderer'll be locked into a small cell with a dozen hungry ladies who want nothing more than to humiliate them repeatedly?
Worse, babe. Now are you gonna fess up, or do I have to put the screws to you?!
Ooooooh! I love screws! Sure, I'll confess anything!
...
... I don't think I can take much more of this, sir.
It's understandable, son. You're new. Now put your hands a little lower while I think. Dammit, who taught you how to hold a man, anyway?

 

by DH-01
1-25-03
Suk, it's time we finally establish who wears the pants in this relationship.
...
...
... apparently neither or us.
Moron.

 

by DH-01
1-25-03
Guess who's back. Again. Yaaaaaay.
... I fucking HEARD THAT, Vidders! Where's my lube...

 

by DH-01
5-01-03
So, as you can plainly see, I'm making another one of my legendary Sudden Reappearances,
Let me assure you that this will probably not be the last one, either. I'm a fickle bitch, really
Anyway, it's good to be back, and I hope to make you all at least snigger guiltily now and then.
...
Sodomy.
God, I love saying that.

 

by DH-01
5-01-03
Gallant says his goodbyes to his 'steady' in a kindly fashion.
Thanks for going to me to the ice cream social. I'll be praying for your uncle!
Thanks, Gallant. That's so sweet of you.
Goofus lets his 'bitch' know what he's expecting rather bluntly.
I took you out to dinner like you asked. Bend over.
... y'know, I've never actually *done* anal before...

 

by DH-01
5-01-03
Gallant says 'please' and 'thank you' often.
May I please know where I can find the laundromat? Really? Thank you!
So does Goofus, but for different reasons.
Could you PLEASE shut the fuck up before shoot out your *other* kneecap? THANK YOU. Now gimme your fucking wallet.

 

by DH-01
5-01-03
Gallant has quite the grip on how to show affection.
When a man loves a woman, he showers gifts and affection on her, for she is a queen.
Right!
The same can't quite be said for Goofus.
When a man loves a woman, he *NAILS* the fucking bitch.
luv yuo lik a son, I do

 

by DH-01
5-01-03
Gallant decides the best decision is to wait.
... honey, I think we should wait until we're married, so it'll be special.
Thanks... I love you, Gallant.
Goofus decides the best decision is to wait another five seconds.
.. there, I'm hard. Let's fuck.
... wait, what?

 

by DH-01
5-03-03
Gallant speaks to his elders with respect and kindness.
I'm sorry for keeping your daughter out late. We stopped for a soda and forgot all about the time.
Goofus speaks to the police with respect and kindness.
I'm terribly sorry about this. I didn't know she was twelve...

 

by DH-01
5-07-03
Gallant understands the importance of keeping his wits sharp.
There... almost dropped this expensive vase, ma'am.
Oh, thank you dear!
Gallant understands the importance of keeping his knife sharp.
Purse. Now.
Please don't hurt me.

 

by DH-01
9-21-03
Gallant helps a little girl find her parents.
There you are, sweetie.
Thank you, mister Gallant!
Goofus helps a little girl find deep-seated neurological disorders.
I don't see any candy in this unmarked white van, mister Goofus...

 

by DH-01
9-21-03
So, do you think it will really work?
Why, yes, it's actually very possible thanks to modern technology.
Good.
... but why would you want a ten-foot long prehensile penis?

 

by DH-01
9-21-03
Yo.
hEy.

 

by DH-01
2-27-04
I've got something to put in you!
I've got something to put in you!
I've got something to put in you!
At the gay bay! Gay bar! Gay bar! RAAAAAAR!
...
*sigh*

 

by DH-01
2-27-04
I can't wait to get you home, 'cuz I want to make you moan, sweet thang...
Wanna do it to you deep, gonna put your ass to sleep, baby!
Candlelight and Vaseline, it is such a freak scene, oh yeah!
So bend over, don't be shy! I got a tear in my eye, BAYBAAAAY!
...
Best song ever.

 

by DH-01
2-29-04
So, anyway. It's simple. We're going to reopen Funfun Time, but now it's called ReFun.
It's gonna have action! Excitement! Plot! More Fake Jesus and Cthulhu!
And most importantly, there will be a mention of sodomy in EVERY SINGLE STRIP.
Raw genuis! So, then... are you two ready to rock?
... dude, it's been a year. Where the fuck have you been?! Fuxxxie, rape please.
I thOUght yOU'd nEvEr Ask, fUckcAkEs.

 

by DH-01
3-01-04
Beat me baby, beat me! Beat me all night long!
Beat me, baby, until my cock gets long!
I hope you're aware that you're fucked in that sacreligious heads of yours.

 

by DH-01
3-01-04
... and then I say to the other asian girl with the little piggy-tails, "It's okay, baby. I won't hurt you..."
And she's all giggly and cute and stuff, and for a second, I almost feel bad about what I'm gonna do.
But then I said to myself, "Fuck this, fuck her, fuck the world! She deserves what she's about to get!"
Unfortunately, I couldn't pry the hammer out before someone spotted me. I really liked that hammer, too. It held some special memories.
... so whaddaya think?
...

 

by DH-01
3-01-04
Weak. They're all weak. Relying on machines to replace what they've lost.
Fools, all of them! Can't they learn to rely on their other means of locomotion, communication?!
We, as human beings, have become too weak and self-pitying and pathetic to rise above or accept our faults, physical and mental.
For those who fail to rose, those who fail to accept... there is only one solution to their miserable mockery of life.
... anyway, I think this is where we part ways. It was nice talking to you!
... b-but... oncoming traffic...

 

by DH-01
3-01-04
Well, that was refreshing.
lEmmE gUEss. rAndOm Acts Of mUrdEr?
Well, hell, how did you guess?
I cOUld stARt wIth thE fAct thAt yOUr shOEs ArE cOvErEd wIth sOmEOnE's splEEn-jUIce...
Aw, fuck! She said she didn't have a juicy spleen! That lying whore! Now I feel better that she's dead.
Eh, dOn't fEEl tOO bAd, It wAshEs Off EAsy-lIkE.

 

by DH-01
3-04-04
... so after he blew up the lithium battery, I just said fuck it and drowned my sorrow in snack cakes.
Ha ha!
No, this wasn't supposed to be funny.
... what the fuck are you talking about?

 

by DH-01
3-04-04
Gallant tirelessly slaves away for The Man.
That'll be $14.27. Thank you for choosing Hunk-O-Meat to slake your thirst for meat.
Goofus slaves away for The Man, but took time during his break to pee in people's drinks.
... it's a new flavor. Shocking Yellow.

 

by DH-01
3-06-04
It's your turn to sleep in the wet spot.
... but that's the entire room.

 

by DH-01
3-06-04
Lesse here...
...
My Devil at work, there really is a 'Leslie' size.
Toldja. Cough up the money, honey.

 

by DH-01
7-21-04
So, Mr. Educationbot, what did you call me here for?
Well, it seems that your daughter is a very bright and swift-thinking girl...
That aroma I'm picking up is the smell of a 'But...', isn't it?
She has a bit of a problem with one girl in class, up and including calling her a 'drippy cunt sandwich'.
Oh, you mean that little rich-ass Stacy Jenkins? Hah, she had it coming.
... why do I have this sudden feeling I've wasted our time?

 

by DH-01
7-21-04
Hi, I'm Suk Bunny, and this is my life-partner and overall bitch, Fuk Bunny.
Hail.
...
Uh, Fuk?
I had something meaningful to say about gay marriage, but I forgot it. Let's have gay sex in each other's asses.
Yes!

 

by DH-01
7-21-04
Hi, I'm Suk Bunny, and this is my life-partner and overall bitch, Fuk Bunny.
Hail.
...
Uh, Suk?
I had something meaningful to say about gay marriage, but I forgot it. Let's have gay sex in each other's asses.
Yes!

 

by DH-01
7-21-04
Gallant thinks about future dates.
She was a real sweetie. I hope I get to go out with her on another ice cream social.
Goofus thinks about future parole dates.
She was a real sweetie. I hope no one finds the body at the bottom of Lake Makeout.

 

by DH-01
4-21-05
LET's GOOOOOO!
WWWWWHAT?!
WWWWWWHAT?!
YYYYYEEEAHHH!!!
... Fuxxie, baby? Do me a favor and cut that the fuck out, okay?
... OOOOOKAY.

 

by DH-01
4-21-05
Well, hell.
... I wasn't aware that you had your colon carpeted, Suk.

 

by DH-01
4-30-05
So, Leslie. What do you call a man with a twelve-inch tubesteak?
I dunno.
'Mine!'
... I don't get it.

 

by DH-01
4-30-05
So, Leslie. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?
I dunno.
Fair warning.
... I don't get it.

 

by DH-01
4-30-05
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita Dick!
I'm not sure if that's a joke or a known fact.

 

by DH-01
4-30-05
Hello, Tobor... I heard that your new dog died yesterday. How terrible...
It's okay. Tobor has already gotten past the mourning stage. There is a problem, though.
Eh? What's that?
Tobor tried to get a new dog, but the animal shelter people kicked me off their property.
Now that's not right! Why would they do that?
All Tobor did was take their so-called weiner dog back! Total scam. Next time, Tobor just buy a penis pump.

 

Note: this shit actually exits.
I thInk It wAs AftEr thE cOrn smUt bUrrItO shOwEd Up thAt I knEw wE shOUld'vE jUst gOnE OUt fOr ItAlIAn.
There's something about a flour tortilla full of this big glob of black filth that could have come out of a smoker's lung that says, "If you think French cuisine is nasty, try this!"
by DH-01, 9-30-05

 

... oh, hi there. Again. Yes, I suck.
I'm BACON, motherfucker! And I'm gonna clog your arteries YEAAAAAAAAH!
... whAt In thE fUck hAs hAppEnEd tO strIpcrEAtOr?
by DH-01, 9-10-07

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