SODOMANIA!: Goofus and Gallant Say 'Please' and 'Thank You'

Author: DH-01

Date: May 1, 2003

by DH-01
5-01-03
Gallant says 'please' and 'thank you' often.
May I please know where I can find the laundromat? Really? Thank you!
So does Goofus, but for different reasons.
Could you PLEASE shut the fuck up before shoot out your *other* kneecap? THANK YOU. Now gimme your fucking wallet.