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by Debaser
4-28-05
Eh-hehh-hehh...
What?
YEAH!!!! Oh, man I just LOVE stripcreator!
Why?
'Cause no one can see what I'm REALLY doin'. I'm jerkin' off right now!
Heh, yeah. Me too.

 

by Debaser
4-28-05
What's up, dog?!
Uh, well, it's...
What's up DOG! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
It was'nt THAT funny.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh, MAN, it was friggin' hilarious!
I'm glad that all the dogs are'nt like Satchel from Get Fuzzy.

 

by Debaser
4-28-05
Hello there, RUDOLF!! Hehehe!
Gmhbll...
Aah-gah-gah-gah!
Where's SANTA, Rudolf?! Hahaha!
Hello there, HULK!
!

 

by Debaser
4-28-05
Meanwhile in Hell...
You're late.
I had to walk all the way.
Why?
I got kicked out of every cab.
How come?
I have no idea. I just entered the cab and told the driver my destination, and...

 

by Debaser
4-29-05
You see this box?
Yeah.
I will ask people to step inside it, and if they do, I will kill them brutally.
Okay.
Step inside the box!

 

by Debaser
4-29-05
You see this box?
Yeah.
Step inside it!
Why?
I will stick a knife in your back if you do!
Nah. But go check with Pablo over there, he's very depressed.

 

by Debaser
4-29-05
I love you. Please marry me.
I'm sorry, but my heart belongs to an other man.
Then I shall leave you for good.
Just step inside the box first!

 

by Debaser
5-01-05
I've lost my job, my wife and 200,000 dollars in 24 hours. If my life gets any worse I'll kill myself.
My mom turned 70 yesterday.

 

by Debaser
5-04-05
"Dear Earthdestruct Inc. We are sorry to inform you that you will not receive your requested loan of 2 000 000$"
Oh, fiddlebun.
"The reason of our decision is that there's already a company in the market that is far ahead of your company in development of weapons of earth destruction"
"Microsoft."

 

by Debaser
5-04-05
Without money we cannot continue our production of weapons of earth destruction.
That's correct.
My life long dream is dying, Sam!
Life long dream?
To revenge the guys who bullied me in high school.

 

by Debaser
5-04-05
We are going to melt down the robots now.
What happens to the factory now?
We've got like 14,000$ left. You can either sell the factory and keep the money or start a new business here.
I think I'm gonna tear down this factory, fire 500 employees and open a café here.
That sounds good, except that I don't think a café in the middle of the Nevada desert will attract many people.

 

by Debaser
5-05-05
Somewhere in Minnesota.
Stop right there, Thelma & Louise.
Damn!
What were you doin', driving that motorcycle, Jack the ripper?
Meow meow mewooer!
Fact: In Minnesota all men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. It's really stupid, and that's why this strip's funny... LAUGH, DAMN IT!!
I hear that you're from out of state, so I'll let you go with a warning. Do NOT drive motorcycle without a shirt on again.

 

by Debaser
5-12-05
WHEN I WAS YOUNG...!
What?
... you got 5 Milky Ways for a nickle!
He he, Milky Way did'nt exist when you were young.
When I was young we showed our elders respect.

 

by Debaser
5-12-05
Walt Disney's "Clown"
There is she... the girl I desire. The girl of my dreams...
Hi, guys!
But what can I give her? I am but a lonely clown with a silly face, destined to entertain children.
THEEEEEEERE SHE IS! Alpha, who completes me, the beta and if we unites we make the omeeeeeega. But her heart belongs tO ANOOOTHER MAAAAN!!!
THEEEEERR....
What's YOUR problem?

 

by Debaser
5-12-05
Walt Disney's "Clown"
Hey, Cloud, what's up?
Huh?!
Could school suck even HARDER, if you know what I mean?
Uh, yeah, but my name is...
Oh, no! I knew it was to good to be true.
She was talking to me - the coolest guy in school that is destined to break the girl's heart. Oh, and I've also got a name that can be confused with your name.

 

by Debaser
5-12-05
Walt Disney's "Clown"
Ha ha ha!
There she walks away with that cool football player.
I will never capture her heart...
Everybody finds love... but meeeeeee. Eeevery ONE CAN SHARE THEIR HEART WITH SOMEOOONEEE...!
... BUUT MEEEEEE!!!
Far out, man.

 

by Debaser
5-12-05
Walt Disney's "Clown"
Are you gonna come to the carneval tonight?
Nah, I don't think so, my geeky, but only, friend. I've got to study.
But you ALWAYS study, man! You're 18 years, you're supposed to live! Even I'm going there.
Yeah but I don't FEEL like it!
Allright, I'm just say'n that you can't stay in the library all your life just because you're a clown.
WHO TOLD YOU THAT? I'm an ENTERTAINER, and entertaining is optional!

 

by Debaser
5-12-05
Walt Disney's "Clown"
It's 7 PM... maybe I should go to the carneval anyway... NO! SHE will probably be there with her awesome boyfriend
Though maybe she wants me to come... maybe the guy will try to grab her boobies while they're riding the merry-go-round and I will have to save her...
YEAH! Sure... that's just GOTTA be it. No, I will just stay home and eat chips all night.
Meanwhile in the Ferris Wheel on the carneval Cloud is trying to grab the girl's boobs...
GET OFF ME!!
I have given you a teddy bear and a hot dog, you must let me grab your boobs!

 

by Debaser
5-12-05
Debaser explains "Walt Disney's "Clown""
Hi. I've taken time to explain my latest comics that's been named Walt Disney's "Clown".
The meaning with the comic was from the beginning to make a funny parody of a classic Disney-musical....
... though it turned out to be more of a parody of the teen movies. Excuse me for that, now enjoy the rest of the Clown-strips.
Aah! Ooh-oooh!

 

by Debaser
5-12-05
Walt Disney, Andrew Lloyd Webber and the creator of Fame's "Clown".
Buzz off, jerk!
I'm sorry for tryin' to grab your boobs. I was drunk, okay? Please forgive me!
What?
Get off her!
I'm not touchin' her, I just wanna talk to her.
I warned ya!

 

by Debaser
5-12-05
Walt Disney's "Clown"
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Cloud was all over you, so I punched him in his face.
NO, HE WAS'NT! YOU'RE FUCKIN' INSANE!! Come on, Cloud.
B-but...
...
Loooonely... I feel so looooonely...

 

by Debaser
5-12-05
"Clown"
H-hey, Clown... no hard feelings... r-right?
Fuck off, Cloud.
D-DON'T HIT ME!! MIKE TYSON'S IS A FRIEND OF MY DAD!!
*Sigh* you're such a jerk.
I said "fuck off"!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Y-you can have her if you just does'nt hit me!

 

by Debaser
5-12-05
Walt Disney's "Clown"
WHAT did you just say?!
PLEEEAAASE don't hit me!! I j-just said that you can have the girl as long as you does'nt hit me!
You BASTARD! It's just "bang, bang, thank you ma'am" for you or what? I knew that you were just gonna break her heart!
NOOO!! I SAID THAT YOU CAN HAVE HER!!!
Bastard! NO ONE is allowed to treat her that way!
Eck... I... don't... under... stand... I... said... that you... could... have her... echh!

 

by Debaser
5-12-05
Walt Disney's "Clown"
So... you say that Cloud never liked me and that he just wanted to have sex with me and then dump me?
Yeah!
FUCKING IDIOT! Cloud's my brother and now he's in hospital because of you!
Oh, my god! You're right! No one has said that he's your boyfriend, except me! And with "you can have the girl" he might have meant that he thought that I thought that he did'nt want me to date you!
Uh, yeah. Well fuck off, I never wanna see you again.
STUPIFIED!! I've just got stu-u-upified! How could I be so stupid? HE WAS HER BROTHER, OH MAN, WAS I WRONG OR WHAT?!

 

by Debaser
5-23-05
Bee-guy goes over from American Football to American Idol
And AAAAAAAH-IIIIH-AAAAAAAAIIIIHH will always love yooOOOOO....!!
FROM THE STOMACH, DAMN IT! SING! SIIIIIINGG!!!!

 

by Debaser
7-04-05
Debaser proudly presents: Gayvin van Horse and Belvin O'Beary!!
Hi!
Heya!
I was named Gayvin because I'm gay!
And my last name's O'Beary is because I'm an irish bear!

 

by Debaser
7-04-05
You know, Belvin, it used to be very hard for gay men to find partners.
Is that so?
Yeah. But thanks to the internet, I can easily find a soulmate!
Great!
Here's my e-mail: kinkyluverboyhotstuffcumngetit_7@aol.com
Mine's: kinkyluverboyhotstuffcumngetit_6@aol.com

 

by Debaser
7-04-05
Gayvin's creating a profile at a dating site on the internet.
helloooo all u crazy luvaboys out there :-) i'm a gay horse in my best years, searching for a kinky, but sensual, partner. interests: bowling, cooking, astrology and throwing rocks at pudels.
-tappity-tappity-tap-
favorite tv-shows: oz, american idol, bachelorette and frasier.
-tappity-tappity-tap-
And now I'll just have to upload a picture of myself and my profile is done... I think I'll use the one that I'm posing in my blue thong on...

 

by Debaser
7-04-05
I created a profile at that dating site yesterday. I'm gonna check if someone's contacted me.
Ooh! 23 guys has contacted me!
Hey! u look kinda weird on your pic.. but are ur dick as big as an average horse dick or, perhaps, even bigger?
Typing: "smaller". Next...
arrh! u look like a rottening hippo featus, tho i wonder... have u got an average sized horse wiener?

 

by Debaser
7-05-05
I've got a date tonight! I don't know what he looks like, but he seems to share several of my interests!
Good for you!
Well, I'd better go get ready now.
See ya!
Later...
So... you'd seen Notting Hill how many times?
None.

 

by Debaser
7-05-05
Gayvin's blind date...
You've never seen Notting Hill? But you said that you've seen it 8 times on the dating site.
Yes.
Uhh...
Now you do what I tell you.
He did WHAT?!
He made me sing "Mary had a little lamb" seven times. I've never been so humiliated in my whole life.

 

by Debaser
7-05-05
I'll have two "Mega Superburger"-meals with coke. Kingsize everything.
What are you gonna have?
Man, look at that guy. He's gotta weigh at least 150 kilos. Man... if we keep going to this place we'll probably look like him in a few years.
Could you make that a Diet Coke?

 

by Debaser
7-05-05
Man... I'm so stoned right now...
Hee hee hee hee!
Ask me how stoned I am!
Yeah! How stoned are ye?
Not stoned enough! Hee hee hee hee!
Look, look... Rocks! Stones! Stooooouuuunnhheshhh!

 

by Debaser
7-05-05
Belvin's at rehab...
Belvin? Hellooo? Are you feeling allright? Have you stayed clean since our last meeting?
Belvin... I've got reason to believe that you're high on drugs right now. What have you got to say for your defence?
Hee...!
Suck my head, you dirty hoe!
Don't mind if I do!

 

by Debaser
7-05-05
Belvin... I don't think that the rehabilitation has worked out for you.
What makes you say that?
For example... you came to the group session high last week.
One time, man, ONE TIME!
And you were caught smoking weed in the bathroom for about 15 minutes ago, which was the main reason that we had this talk.
So we meet again.

 

by Debaser
7-06-05
Hey Belvin!
What's up Chaffé?
Chaffé?
Not Chaffé?
It's Glen.
Ah, right.

 

by Debaser
7-06-05
Things sure are cheap here at the sale.
Yes.
Like this snowboard, it's 70% off. Seventy, Belvin.
Do you think it's got anything to do with the fact that we live in Rio?
Since when do we live in Rio?
Since the author decided to make this strip funny, perhaps?

 

by Debaser
7-06-05
Is Rio a very hot place to live in, or is it just you, Brad Pitt?
It's me.
Really?
Well...
... my good and loyal friend Satan may have got something to do with it too.

 

by Debaser
7-06-05
After walking the streets of Rio de Janeiro all day long, it sure feels good to dip your feet in the ocean.
I agree.
Though you better stay close to the land, cause when the sun comes out from behind the clouds, the water gets hotter than hell.
I sure hate Rio, Gayvin.
I could'nt agree with you more, Belvin.

 

by Debaser
7-06-05
I think you agree with me that Rio sucked and that it's great that we're going back to the United States of America.
Yes, let's never visit this hellhole again.
When I think about it... USA ain't such a bad place to live in, after all.
No...
Well...
Shall we see if we can change our first class tickets to Philadelphia for coach tickets to Toronto?

 

by Debaser
7-06-05
FIFTY MILLION americans are watching this. WILL this man join the army?! IS he a MAN or a PUSSY?!
Uhh...
How's it gonna be?
That was the last fucking time I went to Gap.

 

by Debaser
7-06-05
Let me introduce my new friend Penis!
Penis? How did he get that name?
I think that the main reason was that I'm a penis.
Ah, right... what's that thing on your head?
A mitten.
Of course.

 

by Debaser
7-06-05
Gayvin.
Belvin.
So... how's the "private life"?
That's private.
Aw, come on.
Allright... there is'nt really any private life.

 

by Debaser
7-06-05
Hell there, Satan.
Good day, Harriet. How are you?
Well, somebody has thrown my underwear all over the mall, so I've been picking them up all morning. It was really embarrassing. Anyhoo... I was just wondering if you know anything about who did it?
Well, Harriet... I am the one who did it.
Why... that was'nt very nice.
I am Satan, you know.

 

by Debaser
7-06-05
This was a lovely dinner, Satan.
I think so too, Brad Pitt.
Yes, in my fantasies, Brad Pitt lives in Detroit.
When are you coming back up to Detroit?
Oh, I'm afraid I won't be able to visit you in a while...
How come?
You know I'm allergic to pollen, Brad Pitt.

 

by Debaser
7-06-05
Let me introduce you my boyfriend Snowflake.
Pleasure to meet you, Snowflake.
He's sweating away... literally.
Oh, the poor thing has'nt really got used to the Canadian heat.

 

by Debaser
7-06-05
I'm going away, Gayvin. For a long time...
What? Where?
Gayvin... I'm going away for a VERY long time.
You're breaking up with me?! I can't believe it! I thought we were happy together!
You don't understand... a snowman can't survive in this climate forever...
Just... go away! Beh-heuwah-heuwah-heuuh!

 

by Debaser
7-06-05
Gayvin went over to Snowflake for a last goodbye...
I'm right here, Gayvin.
Snowflake?
This was what I meant with "going away for a long time", Gayvin. Soon am I just a wet -
DIE!!!
So I chopped the top off the pathetic little pile of snow that was left of that jerk.
He deserved it.

 

by Debaser
7-07-05
Woah! Hot stuff comin' through! Check out that butt! Muy caliente!
Where've you been all my life? Come to papa!
I did'nt thought you were that kind of guy.
What kind of guy?
The gay straight guy.

 

by Debaser
7-07-05
How did we end up here, Keith Richards?
I don't know.
Two men, washed up on a desert island.
For how long can you live without sex?
Don't even think about it.

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