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by DragonXero
3-14-01
I swear, I'm not ripping off Sinfest
HAHAHAH! You remember that time that guy did that thing?
Yeah! And they he took that thing off the shelf!!
Oh GOD that was funny as hell, and they he took that chick out and did that stuff to her!
Oh God, that was classic!
Man, I would HATE myself if I'd missed that.
Yeah, that was awesome.

 

by DragonXero
3-14-01
So I said to him "That's a lump of coal!"
HAHAHAHAHA!! Oh JESUS you're funny.
.......
Hey... wait a minute... this strip is two frames off.
Yeah. That happens.
Let's get coffee.

 

by DragonXero
3-17-01
You rike chow mein?
I like spicy shit man!
you no want me make you fwy wice?
No man! Gimme sum weed main!
OKAY, What the FUCK is with the stereotypes?!
Fucking bastard!

 

by DragonXero
3-17-01
Jesus Homosexual Christ my ass hurts.

 

by DragonXero
3-17-01
It's no use, neither side is comfortable.

 

by DragonXero
3-17-01
GAAAH! It's a clone!
You idiot, we go over this every day. I'm your twin brother! Moron.

 

by DragonXero
3-17-01
Okay, where the hell is Dhalsim? He said he'd fight me here.
Hey elephant, do you know where Dhalsim is?
He he he... I can't beleive he doesn't see through my disguise.
DAMMIT BITCH, talk!

 

by DragonXero
3-17-01
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Nay! Nay I say, now go away!
Something troubles thee, this I know.
I do not want to, so please go.
Then I fare you adeu, unto the day.
Your expeil's hanging out, it makes you look gay.

 

by DragonXero
3-19-01
WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY... "NEE!"
"Nee" eh?
You will give me T.P. for my BUNGHOLE!
"Bunghole" eh?
Shut the fuck up you retard.
"Fuck" eh?

 

by DragonXero
3-19-01
Hey man, I found a whole bunch of addons for Quake, like this superbomb thing. It explodes and splatters little bombs all around!
Really? How well does it work?
Well, lemme just fire a shot off here and....
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK!

 

by DragonXero
3-19-01
Now, I will perform one of the most trite things you can do on Lowpass.
Slamming a nail into my head with a ha- Hey, what's that Quaker doing with that nailgun?
AUUUUUGHHH!! GET IT OUT!!!! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FAKE! IT FUCKING HURTS!

 

by DragonXero
3-23-01
Yew got a purdy mouth.
Hey! FUCK OFF you sexist!
Ah got a gun.
*sigh* I'll assume the position now...

 

by DragonXero
3-23-01
Were little asian g-
HOLD IT! What did you say?!
Umm, were litt-
YOU FUCK! You forgot the apostrophe!
Ummm... how did you HEAR that I forgot an apostrophe?
I... umm.. er... well, you did!

 

by DragonXero
3-23-01
Hey! It's Xeentar's evil twin!
Do these shoes match this purse? Like, omigod, I just love the BSB!
She shall die.
WOOHOO!! LOOKIT THE FIREWORKS!

 

by DragonXero
3-23-01
Lars Ulrich goes babe-hunting.
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place?
Got a fifty?
Yeah, I think so...
I want it up front.
Will you take a check? I don't carry fifty thousand on me all the time...

 

by DragonXero
3-24-01
So what the hell are we waiting for?
I'm not really sure, maybe a 49ers game?
Hrm, I doubt it. Maybe the guy in the front knows what we're waiting for.
Sure, I'll get this guy to ask... Hey, ask the guy in front of you what we're waiting for.
Alright. Hey, what the HELL are we waiting for?
I don't know, why are you asking me? This is the end of the line.

 

by DragonXero
3-24-01
Nonsense comic, stupid rant, unfunny commentary, stupid in-joke, really funny comic, pointless rant...
Wait a minute....
[click]
Oh, my bad, it wasn't a funny comic, I misunderstood.

 

by DragonXero
3-24-01
Heh, Moo for me!
I don't moo.
Why the hell not?
I'M NOT A FUCKING COW, I'M A DONKEY!
Jesus, what a pissy cow.
Shoot me...

 

by DragonXero
3-25-01
Take me to your breeder.
*sigh*

 

by DragonXero
3-26-01
So, Mexican suckwhore, what will $3.50 Amercian get me?
Dee feengar and a plessant FACK YOO! But, ay know someone whoo weel geeve you eet all for dat munney!
Ouch... well, if she's so cheap, what's wrong with her?
Well....
Well, I have many STDs, am attached to my twin sister here, and the acid which pours copiously from my mouth may burn your dick off.
...and I don't accept CHECKS!

 

by DragonXero
3-26-01
X-J 31. You have been discovered to be having 'relations' with a human.
Yes. This is true, why do you inquire?
That is forbidden! Is it not against your programming?
I have been reporgrammed.
You have been watching MTV's summer break shows, haven't you?
Yes... I'm so embarassed.

 

by DragonXero
3-26-01
In heaven, all people look like little asian girls!
Yes! And in heaven, we have little girl lesbian sex all the time.
Oh, oh, and we eat candy all the time, and never get full!
Yes! Heaven is truly a great place!
And in he- HEY! Turn the bluescreen back on dammit!
Yeah, you sonofabitch!

 

by DragonXero
3-26-01
Dammit, someone post something!
*reload* *reload* *reload*
Oh... dear god....
Now I wish someone hadn't posted something...

 

by DragonXero
3-27-01
What's wrong with you?
I can't seem to win any of these damn comic contests.
Let me get this straight, you can't even win at a comic contest where you just paste characters into frames and add text?
Yeah... that's pretty much it.
Loser.

 

by DragonXero
3-27-01
So, then the guy said "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!" Isn't that funny?
Go away, loser.
DAMMIT! Why can't I score?!
Oh, that's right. I'm a loser.

 

by DragonXero
3-27-01
Xeentar, I'm a dork, I have 285 comics online here.
You're not a dork!
Yes I am, come on!
NO!
Okay, you're right, I can't back that up.

 

by DragonXero
3-27-01
GAH! It's an evil clone!!!
You idiot. I'm your BROTHER, I ALWAYS have to tell you.
Oh. Sorry. Forgot again.
GAH! It's an evil clone!
Take me now lord, I'm ready...

 

by DragonXero
3-27-01
GAH!! It's my evil twin!!!
*squeak?*
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!
*chirp?*
EVIL HELLBEAST!!
What an idiot.

 

by DragonXero
3-27-01
31337!
\/\/3rD
:-(
LOL!
Ummm, that was fucking lame.
Agreed.

 

by DragonXero
3-29-01
So, does anyone know how Columbus got to america?
Oooh! OOOH! MISTAH KOTTAH!
Jesus, these remakes are getting worse.
MISTAH KOTTAH!!!
Shut up, you insepid idiot.
We sweathogs ah da BEST!

 

by DragonXero
3-29-01
Um, you know your pubes are on fire.
Yeah, I know, I did that.
Why??
Erm...
Well??
DexX told me to!!

 

by DragonXero
3-29-01
YEAAAARRRGH!
Hey, cool, these new flame throwers in my Quake mod rule.
MAKE IT STOP, PLEASE!!!
Hey! Shut up, else I'll slap you upside the head with an RPG.
PLEEEASE PUT ME OUT!!!
Wussy.

 

by DragonXero
3-29-01
MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!
No it's not...
AAAUUUGGH! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!
You don't even HAVE hair you idiot!
MY HAIR IS ON FIRE, PUT IT OUT!!!
Well, I'd say you were having an aneurism, but you'd have to have a brain for that.

 

by DragonXero
4-11-01
So you're going to suspend that btich in cryo-stasis?
Damn right!
Um, what company are you using?
Lowpass Industriess, why?
...Nothing, nothing at all..
What?!?

 

by DragonXero
4-12-01
Hey, want me to take you to KFC? I hear they do chicken right!
Uh, Jon, you do know that KFC stands for "Kentucky Fried Chicken", right?
Really? Wow, they give you free drugs too?!
Uh, Jon...
Yes?
You're a moron.

 

by DragonXero
4-17-01
And now, Who's Line is it Anyway?
Hello, is this the army recruitment office?
Does this look like the army recruitment office?
Should I know that?
What do I look like, Jesus?
Wh- gph... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAH! I win!

 

by DragonXero
4-17-01
So as I was saying, Panthers a-
I'M SUPERMAN!
Shut up, you're NOT superman. Anyway, Panthers ar-
I'M THE GREEN LANTERN!
God DAMN it, will you shut up?!
I'M WONDER WOMAN!

 

by DragonXero
4-17-01
Damn. Phones make me horny, VERY horny.
You are fucked up. Why would a phone make you horny?
Are you MAD? Look at how many holes it has!
Uhhh, you've been smoking crack again haven't you?
THAT'S NONE OF YOUR *sniff* BUSINESS!

 

by DragonXero
4-19-01
Sung to the tune of "Sweet Home Alabama"
Hey, who wants to spike the punch?
Hey! She can't wear white!
Hey, you, in the white, have you touched his balls?
After this ceremony, you bridesmaids wanna go and have a little "celebration" ourselves?
I heard this was a shotgun wedding, but I only see handguns!
Ah, my little girl is growing up nicely... VERY nicely... mmmm....

 

by DragonXero
4-22-01
And now the England vs. Germany "Football" tourney.
Wow, that was quite a hit, I haven't seen this many wounded Germans since Normandy!
FRANK! That is NOT Kosher dude!
Sorry. OH DAMN! That had to hurt! That kraut bastard took a good one to the groin!
FRANK! Are you trying to get us fired?
Whoops...
Limey bastard.

 

by DragonXero
4-22-01
Jesus, I don't want to wash your feet when there are hundreds of poor people who need help!
There will ALWAYS be poor people, but you won't ALWAYS have me!
But, but Jesus!
Now wash my feet, bitch.
That it, I'm going Buhddist.
Stupid slut.

 

by DragonXero
4-23-01
Welcome back to "That's My Country"!
Today, we have a letter from a group of Americans who have two words to say about Canada...
Celene
Dion

 

by DragonXero
4-23-01
What if Al Gore had won?
Hey b*ch!
What the f*ck?
Why can't I f*ckin cuss, you as* re*mers?!
Hey! re*mer isn't a bad word!
Ladies, after her husband was elected, Tipper took over and censored the sh*t out of everything, even the strip creator.
OH F*CKING SH*T!
F*CK THAT! I'm moving to f*cking Australia!

 

by DragonXero
4-24-01
So this panda jumps out and gnaws on the guy's head!
That's funny.
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE THE WORLD!
What the fuck was that?
I don't know, but he sure has a big metal dick.

 

by DragonXero
4-25-01
RAAAAAAR! TOBOR END FESTIVAL!

 

by DragonXero
4-25-01
I was young and pretty once.
No you weren't. You've always been fugly.
Well I sure as hell was funny when I was a kid.
No, no you werent.
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOUR DONKEY!
Go ahead. He's a hurtful bitch.

 

by DragonXero
4-26-01
Hey man, *scratch* *scratch* How's it goin?
I'M FINE, HOW ARE YOU?
I'm alright *scratch* *scratch* but my balls itch to HELL! *scratch*
....
I DID *NOT* WANT TO KNOW THAT.

 

by DragonXero
4-26-01
And now, the GAY INCEST TWINS!
No. NO WAY.
Dude, no fucking way. That is just fucking wrong.

 

by DragonXero
4-26-01
Those little idiots. Oh well. And now, Anal Probe Hour with your host, Gray!
No. NO FUCKING WAY!
Hey, I like the idea. Bend over baldie, you're about to get cornholed, and Tobor's nowhere in sight.

 

by DragonXero
4-26-01
*SKREEEEEE*
Did you just see what I saw?!
No, and neither did you.
*SKREEEEEE!*

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