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Sung to the tune of "Sweet Home Alabama"
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| Hey, who wants to spike the punch? | |
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| Hey! She can't wear white! | |
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| Hey, you, in the white, have you touched his balls? | |
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| After this ceremony, you bridesmaids wanna go and have a little "celebration" ourselves? | |
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| I heard this was a shotgun wedding, but I only see handguns! | |
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| Ah, my little girl is growing up nicely... VERY nicely... mmmm.... | |
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