Mario's career in 3 panels by Ewwwww7-23-03 Super Mario Bros. Its a me! Mario! Super Mario Bros. 3 Its a me! Mario! Super Mario Sunshine Its a me! Mario!
We Are 138! by Ewwwww7-28-03 I just got a misfits album. I have a question. What does 138 mean? You know what it means... No, I dont. You know....
The End Of The World! by Ewwwww7-29-03 Hi boinky, Im a random stranger that wants to have sex with you. What do you have to say about that? Fuck off. Ewwwww's house Its a sign of the end of the world!
We are locked in a never-ending battle against morons. by Ewwwww8-03-03 Hi, Im a moron! read this great comic! I saw a donkey and said, "You are a fag!" Rofl! OMG ROFL! Wasnt it great! lol!
Jesus Is Comming! by Ewwwww8-05-03 I just picked up a copy of "Globe Magazine" and they said that Jesus is comming! They say that every issue...Hang on, someone is at the door. Who was it? Umm...Wrong house...
I hate high school. by Ewwwww8-08-03 Why wont this chick shut up. I just want to get my school books. And I was all, like screw you. Im sooo punk rock! Why god.....why? This is me. Im just Anti-Social! If they dont like me, thats fine. And you know, Im not trying to be cool. I know, your like this because your a moron.
My Drama Class! by Ewwwww8-14-03 Ok, so for todays game, pretend you are a machine. What noise do you make? Boom-Chicka-Chicka! Womp! Boop-Boop-Beep! Meh... Hey, You robots sure do have nice skin coats. Do it more from the mother board though. Like this: Womp-Boom-Bomp-Beep!
Welcome Friend! by Ewwwww8-21-03 Welcome Newbie! Hope You... OMG! I farted! LOL! >: O Dont Suck! Its a pussy! LOL OMG!
Filling in Boinkys role. by Ewwwww8-24-03 Choadwarrior: We were talking about how sc is cool cause the age range is so wide. Choadwarrior: But everybody acts like there 25. Mad: yep Ewwwww: I think I speak for boinky when I say: You Cunt.
Bad Advice by Ewwwww8-29-03 Just do it, trust me! Chicks love that stuff! Ok, I trust you. Mind ye, ye dont sweat much for a fat lass!
That Gay Bastard! by Ewwwww9-04-03 Hello, I'd like to report a robbery. 40 minutes and 3 donuts later... Officer, Im going to need to handcuff you. Why? Because you stole my heart.
BloodSport by Ewwwww9-13-03 The goal: you have 2 hours to find a tampon before you have your period. To make it harder, you do it in the dark. GO! Arrr.....This be teh suck.
007 by Ewwwww9-20-03 Hello, good chap. Im James Bond. Do you have any Spy Equipment? Raaaa! We dont have any! What about this machine? It says it swiches peoples brains! Raaaaa! Dont press that! Raaa! Tobor Cornhole! Bloody hell.
Death(The shittiest comic I've ever made.) by Ewwwww10-02-03 akjfl;kdfjasfjlf;kjdfklj! akjfl;kdfjasfjlf;kjdfklj!
Death By Monkey Crap. by Ewwwww10-07-03 OK! Are you ready for your first mission, bubbles? WhhhoOoo! HaaHaa! I'll take that as a yes. Lets just fill the oxygen tan....Jesus Christ! The suit is filling....up....with....cra.... WhhhoOoo! HaaHaa!
Untitled by Ewwwww10-18-03 L33T-Hacker: Hi Ewwwww Ewwwww: hello Say, how do you do that thing where is shows you thought? *Ewwwww thought L33T-Hacker had L33T skills L33T3R Than Joo!
IRC....The highlight of my week by Ewwwww10-18-03 L33T-Hacker: Hi Ewwwww Ewwwww: hello Say, how do you do that thing where is shows you thought? *Ewwwww thought L33T-Hacker had L33T skills L33T3R Than Joo!
An Important Message: by Ewwwww10-18-03 Hello. Im a kaddar character by the name of hero-1-r. And Im a kaddar character named baby. You may remember me from such comics as: "The Quota from down under" "Dont zoom the camera there!" and "x-ray nuts"! And me from such comics as "The void between Obijos legs". Well, we have an important message from the goverment: There is a kiwi in my ass.
LL: Taco Bell by Ewwwww10-23-03 Howdy, friend what can I do for you? I come from Space. We want to invade earth. Why? Pink Taco. Pink Taco? Eat Great, Even Late.
Feetforears....We will miss you. by Ewwwww10-28-03 What happened to feet-for-ears? Well.... Earlier that day Got any Candy? I got some dope shit! This is better than Twix, Kitkat, and Snickers combined! And last time we saw him, he was yelling "ROBITNIK DIED" while running across the border.
FTC: Sensitivity Training Is Great! by Ewwwww10-28-03 Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. See Ed around Not since sensitivity traning Sensitivity traning is great! I've learned to deal with my constant erections!
Trick Or Treat by Ewwwww10-29-03 Hey baby, hook me up with some candy. Aint got any. No candy? Got any cereal then? ROBOTNIK DIED? Franken Berry? Trix? Silly rabbit, Trix are fo... Trix are for who? And think before you answer.
Marios Career In 3 Pannels--Collectors Edition by Ewwwww10-29-03 Its A Me! Mario! Its A Me! Mario! Its A Me! Mario!
Y-The Last Man by Ewwwww10-30-03 In the future, a virus kills every man but 1(Woman are uneffected.) on earth. His name is Yorick. Why god? Why am I the last man?!? I thought I was the last man! Why god?!? Why?!?
Not good enough to win by Ewwwww11-02-03 Hello, Im from SKITTLES. Oh uh, did I come at a bad time? BIG HUNK, you came at a great time. Just in time for me to tell you that those shoes with those pants are a very big fashion no-no. Excuse me? Oh yea SUGAR DADDY! Im queer and im here! I think I should go... Damn, and I was just about to taste his rainbow.
Secretary of Pink Donkey Wrangling!!! by Ewwwww11-03-03 Hey Dan! Say, do you know what its life to have a Hot Trophy Wife and be the Secretary of Pink Donkey Wrangling? If you mean "Big Red Anal Sex Bot" when you say "Hot Trophy Wife" and "Secretary of Pink Dildo Wrangling", then yea, I do.
FTC: Blow Up Sex by Ewwwww11-03-03 Moooooooom! There's a monster in my closet! Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you... Dont worry honny, thats just mommys blow up sex doll.
FTC: House....Of The Dead! by Ewwwww11-10-03 Wow, this sure is a nice house!!! I just got it!!! What the hell did you do to get this??? Well.....
Ewwwww's Career In 3 Pannels by Ewwwww11-14-03 *Says something stupid* *Says something stupid* *Says something stupid*
Lord Of The Rings: The RPG by Ewwwww11-15-03 Wizard HP: 12........Knight HP: 700 You shall not pass! Im a level 72 Knight. Wizard HP: 12........Knight HP: 700 Wizard HP: 12........Knight HP: 700 Continue on.
LOTR: Gandolfs Early Years by Ewwwww11-15-03 Wizard HP: 12........Knight HP: 700 You Shall Not Pass! Im a Level 72 Knight and your a Level 2 Wizard. Wizard HP: 12........Knight HP: 700 Continue on. Wizard HP: 5........Knight HP: 700 *Sigh* That hurts deep down inside...
Mel Gibson demands to much. by Ewwwww11-16-03 Lethal Weapon Give me a break! Braveheart Give me FREEDOM! Ransom Give me back my son!
FTC: If mAAk were god by Ewwwww11-19-03 God, are you there? Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day. But I have a very important question I need to ask of you. Alright, what is it? ...You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! Oh no I am dead :l
The Beginning Of The End by Ewwwww11-24-03 Dan...Should I just start making random comics? Yes.... Ok... What have I done....
The Pebble And The Penguin(Ghetto Version) by Ewwwww11-24-03 This is the story......The story of a Penguin who needed to find the magical Pebble...(Ghetto Version) Yo fool! Lets go kick it, fo shezzy! Yo man, I gotta get that magical pebble and shit! Then Lets bounce! I know a guy whos got the pebble! Whats that cats name? You know Big Spanky? That Cow at the Corner Store?
The Pebble And The Penguin(Ghetto Version) Part 2 by Ewwwww11-24-03 Yo fool, you got that pebble? Yea, I got it. Give it.
The Pebble And The Penguin(Ghetto Version) Part 3 by Ewwwww11-24-03 Here is you Pebble.... Here is your cash Then they all overdosed on Pebble Cocaine. The end!
Stupid Friends by Ewwwww11-25-03 Serously though, Bill Cosby is a cannibal... What do you mean? He eats choclate pudding! :l LOL
FTC11: Santa Gets His Groove On by Ewwwww11-26-03 Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... Heheh....Hey there misses clause, I've got something to put in your stocking...
FTC11: Queer Beard For The Straight Dear... by Ewwwww11-26-03 Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... Oh my, those antlers do not go with those hooves! Santa, you need some help.
Jerking It by Ewwwww11-29-03 So are you guys jerking it too or do you just have your hands in your pockets cause there cold?
Gloria and Stephanie, This Is For You... by Ewwwww12-05-03 Man, My cousin and my aunt are both Lesbians. Its so sick, they bring there girlfriends over sometimes and fucking kiss infront of me! You think thats bad, my mom pulls her tit out and breast feeds infront of my friends! My mom does that too! And my mom was talking about "Trimming" her bush yesterday. What?
FTC 15: I Fucking Hate Holiday Comic Contests. by Ewwwww12-22-03 Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! Pumpkin seeks new employment and becomes santas assistant! So when the Grinch come around the corner, I shank him? This would be so much easier if you had hands.
Wank You Very Much. by Ewwwww12-25-03 Dec. 31, 2003 I really need to stop wanking... Jan. 1, 2004 Woodenbadger.com, eh? Wow...Look at that picture of BigEvilDan!