FTC 15: I Fucking Hate Holiday Comic Contests.

Author: Ewwwww

Date: December 22, 2003

by Ewwwww
12-22-03
Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over.
I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year.
Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day.
And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas!
Pumpkin seeks new employment and becomes santas assistant!
So when the Grinch come around the corner, I shank him?
This would be so much easier if you had hands.