All comics by FrixFrax

 

by FrixFrax
6-26-04
It's pitch black, I forgot I need my dose of iron, can you do it for me, it has to go in my... buttox area!
With pleasure!
Oh! It's poking me!
Sorry, I just got an erection, now your just going to feel a little prick...
I think I already can...
There we go... this is day one, I only hope... we make it through the night...

 

by FrixFrax
6-27-04
Straight Bar!
What does a guy have to do to get some head round here?
Buy me a few a drinks, then tell me about yourself, then we kiss, then you invite me home
Lesbian Bar!
What does a guy have to do to get some head round here?
It's just not possible except... maybe for a million dollers. Some go cheaper!
Gay Bar!
What does a guy have to do to get some head round here?
Not a lot, drop your pants and let the good times roll!

 

by FrixFrax
6-28-04
Hey Shell, how did your date go?
Oh Paula, wait till you hear this, sat down with the guy, stuck near the toilet tables as well, anyway so I decided to go into the ladies for a freshen up and so on...
Yeah...
I got out the toilet, and realized I couldn’t see so then I yelled "HELP I'M BLIND!!!" everyone looking at me and you know what I had done, don't ya?
What?
I had only been fumbling about in the toilet cubical, and had accidentally covered my eyes with a sanitary towel, HAHA, I can tell you my face was red

 

by FrixFrax
6-28-04
I'm sorry Jed, I have a head ache, I can't have sex with you tonight...
Damn, it's so hard... oh well *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Jed, are you masturbating?
Uhng! of course not *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap spurt*
Ow, my eye!
Oops!

 

by FrixFrax
6-29-04
I havn't been able to sleep lately, and I don't know why!
PERHAPS I SHALL GO SEE MYSTERIOUS WISE OLD WOMAN AND SEE IF SHE CAN HELP!
MYSTERIOUS WISE OLD WOMAN, I HAVE COME TO ASK YOU WHY BOK CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHTS!
My dear, he has a chainsaw and a orchestra in his matress!
MYSTERIOUS WISE OLD WOMAN SAYS YOU HAVE A CHAINSAW AND A ORCHESTRA IN YOUR MATRESS AND THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T SLEEP!
That sure would explain, the bloody sheets, the slashes and cuts all over my body and the cries for help I hear every night... but theres still something that doesn't make sense...

 

by FrixFrax
6-29-04
WHAT'S THAT?
Why is there an alien in my room?
*shrug*
Oh, fluck it! Lets have a Spanish themed party!
Yum! Azúcar!
MIS DIENTES LASTIMADOS!

 

by FrixFrax
6-29-04
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BABYSIT!
Neither do I, Rok, I think we should go ask Peter the Pedophile for help!
WHAT A GREAT IDEA BOK!
I know!
Peter the pedophile, we're babysitting and we don't know how can you help?
Why don't you leave the kid with me, and I'll take good care of him/her!

 

by FrixFrax
6-29-04
That's very kind of you, Peter the pedophile! Thanks!
That's no problem!
That was nice of Peter the pedophile to look after the baby for us!
YES IT WAS, I THINK I'LL GO SEE IF THERE IS A DICTIONARY HERE AND LOOK AT WORDS BEGINNING WITH THE LETTER P!
OH LOOK AT THIS NEW WORD I FOUND IN THE DICTIONARY, "PENIS" I'M GOING TO SAY THAT TO EVERYONE I MEET FROM NOW ON!
I also was looking in the dictionary and I just found out that pedophile means an adult who is sexually attracted to children! Holy Trampolines! We must collect the baby!

 

by FrixFrax
6-29-04
Peter the pedophile we thought you should know... Holy Gas Tanks!
PENIS, I'M COMING TO HELP YOU PETER THE PEDOPHILE!
PENIS, OH THANK CHOCOLATE SAUCE ARE YOU HERE, POLICEMAN! THE BABY IS TRYING TO ATTACK, PETER THE PEDOPHILE!
Don't you worry now Rok, we'll handle things!
WOW... so the baby is safe and we all live happily ever after... lets have some sugar!
SUGAR MAKES ME PUKE! BRILLITANT!

 

by FrixFrax
6-30-04
I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THE WORD PENIS ANYMORE! SO NOW I FOUND THIS NEW WORD "GAY" IT MEANS TO BE HAPPY!
We're both happy, so that must mean we're gay!
LETS GO SEE HARRY THE HOMOPHOBIC AND TELL HIM WE'RE NOW GAY!
Good idea!
HARRY THE HOMOPHOBIC, WE JUST CAME TO TELL YOU ME AND BOK, ARE GAY!
Get off my property, now! Before I get my gun and blow your heads off!

 

by FrixFrax
6-30-04
That wasn't very nice of Harry the homophobic to talk like that!
NO, IT WASN'T IN FACT I'M GOING TO TELL POLICEMAN!
POLICEMAN, HARRY THE HOMOPHBIC SHOUTED AT US BECAUSE WE'RE GAY!
Oh, darlings, I'm not Policeman I'm Policeman's Twin Brother, but I shall sort out Harry the Homophobic!
2 hours later...
AND I THOUGHT THE LITTLE SIGN HAD SAID "TOILET" BUT IT ACTUALLY SAID "TROPICAL FISH TANK"
Oh poor fish, look it's Harry the Homophobic and Policeman's Twin Brother!

 

by FrixFrax
6-30-04
Oh Hi boys, I'm no longer Harry the Homophobic, from now on I'm Harry the Homo, Policeman's Twin Brother has showed my repressed sexuality and now we're a couple, come on honey!
Coming Sweetie!
I guess everyone thought that we weren't happy but actually in love!
SILLY PEOPLE! THERE IS ONLY ONE THING IN THE WORLD THAT I LOVE...
Me too, lets have some sugar!
SUGAR MAKES ME HYPERRRR!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHA!

 

by FrixFrax
7-05-04
Extra! Extra! Policeman caught in sex scandal! Town is outraged!
I just heard, Newspaper selling cowboy, says the town is outraged at Policeman's sex scandal, I don't even know, what sex is!
LETS GO SEE, LOCAL PROSTITUTE AND SEE IF SHE CAN HELP!
Good Idea!
SOMETIMES I'M SMARTER THAN I THINK!

 

by FrixFrax
7-05-04
Local Prostitute, could you tell me what sex is and why everyone hates it so much?
Sex is a lot a mechanical bull, the thrill you get just trying to stay on!
So, can you show me how to sex?
Save up your pennies dear...
Well, Local Prostitute says sex is good but you need pennies to do it, this just doesn't make sense!
LETS GO SEE CELIBATE FAIRY!

 

by FrixFrax
7-05-04
CELIBATE FAIRY, IS SEX A GOOD THING OR A BAD THING?
Sex is very bad, if you boys ever have sex you'll rot in hell!
Well, we didn't find out what sex was, oh well...
LAST NIGHT MY DAD WAS PUTTING HIS MAN TAIL, INTO MOTHER'S LADY HOLE, I WAS SO SHOCKED WHEN I WENT IN...
I'm never putting my man tail into a lady hole, anyway, lets have some sugar!
I THINK HE WAS COLD TOO, HE WAS COVERING HIS MAN TAIL WITH A RUBBER SHEET... DID YOU SAY, SUGAR, IT MAKES MY HEAD EXPLODE! YUM!

 

by FrixFrax
7-06-04
So, it's my birthday what did you get me Rok?
I GOT YOU SOME MOTOR OIL AND A BAG OF SUGAR!
Motor oil, just what I've always wanted! Thank you!
THAT'S NO PROBLEM FOR MY BEST BUDDY!
Poor old tramp, what did you get me?
I got you a, yacht with built in entertainment system!

 

by FrixFrax
7-06-04
Well it's not exactly motor oil, but thanks anyway, poor old tramp! Now me and Rok will go on the vast open seas! Whilst listening to familiar pop records
I sure wish I was going on the yacht with you guys!
Oh well, at least you have your cardboard box under the stairs!
Yes, I do... well you two have fun...
Time to set sail!
OH NO, I'M GOING TO BE SEA SICK!

 

by FrixFrax
7-06-04
BLEUGHHHHHHH!
Oh, no do it over the side the yacht is sinking!
THAT'S BETTER!
It looks like we're going to die in your vomit, yay!
So we're only a quick swim from shore and I lost my yacht, sunk in your vomit, cool! Let’s have some sugar!
WHAT A GREAT BIRTHDAY!

 

by FrixFrax
7-07-04
98,99...100! Ready or not here I come!
I'M OVER HERE!
Rok, your not supposed to tell me where your hiding!
OH, WELL I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME ANYWAY, LETS GO SEE MRS. CHURN AND SEE IF SHE CAN HELP PICK A GAME!

 

by FrixFrax
7-07-04
Hello Mr. Churn! Is Mrs. Churn home!
No Bok, I'm afraid she died last night...
But Mrs. Churn always has good games to show us! Can we still play with her?
Well boys as much as she would like to, I'm afraid she can't...
Is she ill? Oh please let us play with her for five minutes, please, please please please!
Aw, shucks boys if you really want to, I'll bring her out!

 

by FrixFrax
7-07-04
CATCH THIS ONE, MRS. CHURN!
You didn't catch it Mrs. Churn! Oh well! Tell us a story... oh my chocolate cakes! She's dead!
Lets take this time to remember Mrs. Churn and have some sugar!
LETS PUT SOME SUGAR ON MRS. CHURN'S GRAVE, AND SEE IF IT BRINGS HER BACK TO LIFE!

 

by FrixFrax
7-09-04
I LOVE MY COMPUTER, I'M GOING TO PLAY MY SPELLING GAME! IT SPEAKS!
SPELL "Perturb"
OH NO WHAT'S HAPPENING!
HI PEGGY!
I W1LL H4XX0R UR C0MPUT0R!!!!!1111

 

by FrixFrax
7-09-04
PEGGY, IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN YET!
Aw, fizzy pop! Well sorry for disturbing you!
NO PROBLEM PEGGY!
Mwuhahahahahahaha....
PEGGY, JUST USE THE DOOR...
*cough* OK then...

 

by FrixFrax
7-09-04
HI PEGGY!
How did you know it was me?
BECAUSE EVEN I KNOW SNOWMEN, DON'T COME OUT IN THE SUMMER, THEY HIDE IN ICELAND!
Darn you Rok, I'll go back to my hole in the ground...
Hey Rok, come in we're having sugar!
SUGAR IS MY FAVOURITE... YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO I SAW TODAY...

 

by FrixFrax
7-10-04
Bleugh! I hate brussel sprout casserole! I'm going to Rok's!
HEY BOK! WANT TO STAY FOR DINNER, WE'RE HAVING, BRUSSEL SPROUT CASSEROLE!
My favourite!
*GASP* THERE'S NOTHING IN THE KITCHEN!

 

by FrixFrax
7-10-04
Lets go get a meal at the Slaughter House!
GOOD IDEA!
The Petite crackers are light and crispy, soaked, gently in butter, and come with a selection of herb sauces!
Doesn't sound too good, what's in the Dekon Burger?
Processed cow guts, particular with scraping to the scrotum area, cheaply shaped into a burger shape, then undercooked!
I'll have that then!

 

by FrixFrax
7-10-04
THESE PETITE CRACKERS TASTE GOOD!
Hang on, left mine at the counter!
Eugh! It tastes like cow scrotum and it isn't even cooked right!
GROSS!
Well they have individual sugar packets, I'm going to have that!
I'M GOING TO PUT SUGAR IN MY HERB SAUCES, SO IT TASTES EXTRA NICE!

 

by FrixFrax
7-11-04
Travel back in time, to ye olde country, see what it was like medieval times! Only at the Medieval Experience
I'll call Rok, then we can go...
WHERE ARE WE GOING AGAIN?
The Medieval Experience!
WHAT! I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WERE GOING FISHING, I SPENT ALL DAY DIGGING FOR WORMS!
You'd be doing that anyway...

 

by FrixFrax
7-11-04
THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
Never mind I'm sure we'll have just as much fun at the Medieval Experience!
Well, we're nearly here, look at it all, inside it must be fantastic!
THIS IS STRANGE...
We're here!
AHHHHHHHH! I'VE TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME AGAIN!

 

by FrixFrax
7-11-04
Two tickets for the Medieval Experience!
Welcome to the ye olde, Medieval Experience, sorry, we're closed!
Oh well, lets go fishing!
I THOUGHT THEY WERE CHEWY GUMMY WORMS, AND ATE THEM, SORRY!
Oh Lemon Juice! Well at least I have my sugar...
I THOUGHT IT WAS MAGIC FAIRY DUST! OOPS!

 

by FrixFrax
7-13-04
Why are we standing here?
I TOLD YOU, THE FAIR IS COMING IN JUST ONE MONTH, I WANT TO GET HERE EARLY!
Oh look, it's Drug Dealer Doug!
HELLO, DRUG DEALER DOUG!
Would you like to buy drugs! Mwuhahahahahaha!
No Drug Dealer Doug, go home or we'll tell your Dad!

 

by FrixFrax
7-13-04
Don't tell my Dad, please! Allright I'm going!
Good!
Hi Bok!
Ahhhhhhh! that cow just talked to me!
THAT'S NOT A TALKING COW... IT'S PEGGY!
Blast you! I'll get you Rok and now Bok, if it's the last thing I do! Mwuhahahahahaha...

 

by FrixFrax
7-13-04
4 weeks later...
HELLO HARRY THE HOMO! YOUR HERE FOR THE FAIR TOO?
Fair... that was last month...
OH NO!
Must dash, I've left Policeman's Twin Brother chained up to his bed a bit too long...
I find it funny, how after four weeks of just standing here, meeting various old faces along the way, there is no fair... lets have some sugar!
MAYBE IF WE LEAVE A TRAIL OF SUGAR, THE FAIR WILL COME BACK!

 

by FrixFrax
7-15-04
Get your teeth clean with Gleam Clean! An actual person says: The lid is easy to get off a Gleam Cean tube"
WOW! Toothpaste technology!
One tube of Gleam Clean, there you go!
Thank you Mr. Churn! Is Mrs. Churn well?
Bok, I keep telling you she died five weeks ago!
Sorry, I forgot! Thanks!

 

by FrixFrax
7-15-04
Welcome to the dentist, Bok, come on in and show me your smile!
Ahhhh! The brightness, it burns! What have you done to get your teeth so shiny?
I just switched my toothpaste brands to Gleam Clean!
Gleam Clean, I want some!
Here you are Mr. Dentist! *gleam*

 

by FrixFrax
7-15-04
EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE TOWN IS USING GLEAM CLEAN! I'M GOING TO GO BLIND!
Then you can get a guide dog, who will also go blind with the gleam and then he'll get a guide puppy then...
Sorry, they're never making Gleam Clean in the world again, because it induces lung cancer!
What! Now I'll never get lung cancer!
Well since Gleam Clean is no longer made... I better have some sugar!
AFTER THE SUGAR, WE CAN BRUSH OUR TEETH AND EAT MORE SUGAR THEN NOT BRUSH!

 

by FrixFrax
7-16-04
Hello class, today we are joined by Peter the pedophile to talk about "Sexual Harassment"
Thank you Mrs. Tighttop. now class when someone takes his man tail and pokes someone in the eye with it, that's sexual harassment!
I'm now going to show you what I mean by using Billy here, the cardboard cut-out of a child!
How long do I have to stand here?
Quiet Billy!
Sorry!

 

by FrixFrax
7-16-04
Now I just have to get my man tail out and...
Thank you Peter the pedophile, but that will be all for today, class dismissed!
Wow, Rok, just think one day someone could grab you and poke you in the eye!
IS POKING YOURSELF SEXUAL HARASSMENT?
I don't know but I bet the man who likes to self pleasure himself knows!
LETS GO SEE HIM!

 

by FrixFrax
7-16-04
Hello, Man who likes to self pleasure himself, is it sexual harassment to poke yourself?
Why of course not, poking yourself is such a magical feeling, you boys should try it, I have some Vaseline here, enjoy it!
*poke poke poke poke poke poke* This isn't giving me a magical feeling!
WHO CARES! KEEP POKING!
Forget this, I'm getting some sugar!
I'M GOING TO CHASE BUTTERFLIES, AND HAVE FRIED BUTTERFLY WINGS WITH SUGAR FOR LUNCH!

 

by FrixFrax
7-19-04
Bobo and Migriff, sail on the ocean, solving crimes up on land, come to the ocean and take a hand!
QUIET, IT'S STARTING!
Theese is eet, for you, as now eye keel you once and for all Pirate Bobo!
Jelly, jolly, jumping, jumping, jets, Migriff, this looks like the end for us!
Arf!
What's that Migriff? Use the rope hanging above the ship, to hang Pirate Pete up by the neck till the water police get here and put him in jail?

 

by FrixFrax
7-19-04
Thank you for saving the day, Pirate Bobo and Migriff!
I have an idea, lets play Pirate Bobo and Migriff adventures! I'll be Pirate Bobo, Rok can be Migriff and Billy, the cardboard cut-out of a child can be Pirate Pete!
Dolly, daft, dumplings Migriff, it's the evil Pirate Pete!
ARF!
I weel keel you, Bok ,I mean Pirate Bobo, how long do I have to stand here?
Just till Migriff says his big plan and we hang you by the neck, silly!

 

by FrixFrax
7-19-04
Go on Rok, say the line...
WHAT DO I SAY AGAIN?
You say "Arf"
I CAN'T...
Why not! Wait, it's time for sugar!
BILLY ISN'T HAVING ANY OF MY SUGAR, BECAUSE HE'S REALLY A DARK EVIL MINION FROM HELL!

 

by FrixFrax
7-20-04
So then I said "Oil Dash" but it didn't win!
HEY LOOK, ISN'T THAT, GUY WHO FALLS FOR EVERYTHING
Howdy boys, this sex change operation was such good value for money, that I couldn't say no!
YES BUT, I KIND OF GOT USED TO YOU LOOKING WELL.. LIKE A MAN!
Must dash, I've got my eye test now, they remove my eyes and if, I can't see when I wake up, it means, I need glasses!
OH RIGHT...

 

by FrixFrax
7-20-04
Then I have my health insurance policy, they remove my heart and if I survive, I qualify!
Look, don't you think you could ever say no, in-fact I shall teach you how to say no!
One hour later...
No! That's it, push over I am, no more!
Good!
I really think we did a good thing today...
I SMELL HORSE RADISH! AHHHHHHH!

 

by FrixFrax
7-20-04
Mam, you under arrest, would you like to come with me please?
No!
So much for that...
Lets have some sugar!
I CAN SMELL IT, I TELL YOU! NO WAIT, IT'S BROCCOLI PIE, MY MISTAKE!

 

by FrixFrax
7-22-04
Hey Bunny!
Kid, you have to help me, it's me Arnold Schwarzenegger star of such films as "Kindergarden Cop"
Arnold Sweezilaligger?
No kid, seriously, listen, what I need you to do is find the evil person who did this!
I pee-peed my self!
Say kid, do you have any carrots?

 

by FrixFrax
7-22-04
Oh, god! I've been turned, into a chair! Who'll do the Jerry Springer show now?
Someones got to do the Oprah show too!
Why would anyone do this!?
There are a lot of reasons as to why someone might do this, this might be because, of emotional traumas or family history of violence...
Note to self: Kill Oprah
Hi, I'm Fox New's Geraldo Rivera!

 

by FrixFrax
7-22-04
Oh my god, I've been turned into a telephone, and who the hell are you?!
Once you hear my magnificent voice you will be clear "Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone"
WOW, Elton John! I'm Britney Spears, I was supposed to be getting married today! I look terrible as a phone!
Again? Anyway if you think that's bad, wait till you see what they did to 50 Cent!
It's OK, 50, go to sleep now!
Allright, I'm gonna have to whoop some ass ya'all!

 

by FrixFrax
7-22-04
Ice!
You know that cold chill when you rub ice all over your hot breasts, and your stroking your nipples...
Oh god...
HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY HAS A BONER!
So that's what happened to my sock...
I fuck pies, and give them to old ladies afterwards! I'm going to hell now *sigh*

 

by FrixFrax
7-22-04
Hey little one, want some nuts?
*squeek*
You stupid, thing fucking bite those nuts, you slut!
*sigh* I didn't know he meant testicals...
So that's what happened to my sock...
Once, I ejaculated my sperm into a glass, told my Dad it was milk and watched him drink it , I'm going to hell now *sigh*

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