All comics by Miller12

 

by Miller12
8-10-17
Can you believe the adult entertainment businessmen and businesswoman want us to wear adult lingerie and walk down a modeling runway for their own perverted pleasure.
Yeah,It's no secret! It's not easy being petite and looking like a five year old toddler wearing a Saudi Crown
This is a sting operation.
Vice is a virtue.
To think arranged marriages could be devastating to our mental health.
The machete massage should do the trick. Security! We have a situation.

 

by Miller12
8-10-17
Captain! The woman spit on a dollar bill and stuck it to my leg when I was on stage at the strip club.All because her husband was tipping.
Blonde! In which you proceded to slap her across the face with an open fist and made her call the cops.
Barry! Welcome to the background check department. Do you have a name you want me to run?
Spigot!
Spigot! We have our first client dating background check investigation . He wants me to run your name thru the database. He saw you at the art gallery.
JerkCity!

 

Sons Of Bitches! Let's get back to work.The rules are as follows.No fraternizing with the cell phone operatives and certainly, no sleeping with the Boss!
Wiguhooker! How about sharing the bed with a valuable informant?Sometimes we have to extend a helping hand into hard to reach spaces. I say go the extra mile for Fraternity Bro's!
by Miller12, 8-11-17

 

FuckYeah!!! Now Your Messing With A Son Of A Bitch!
by Miller12, 8-11-17

 

by Miller12
8-11-17
Gilroy! How's does the witness intimidation programmer disappear without a trace.?
Melvin! He saw my rubber gloves and it seems his testicles took on a new direction!
Sanderson! What did I tell you about looking at pornography on the company computer?
Melvin! To leave the recovery centers of america out of this scandalous scene.
Ted! Reddit Tie Subscriber How about you?
Melvin! Reddit Late Night Stripper Voting Poles Subscriber!

 

Boss! Office Conspiracy Theory.
Reddit2 Cup Subscriber!
by Miller12, 8-11-17

 
by Miller12, 8-11-17

 

by Miller12
8-13-17
Breaking News! There is a fugitive at large.
Sons Of Bitches!
The person of interest was in office interrogation room intimidating a witness.He took off with a pair of rubber surgical gloves and a hostage nun who claims she is a newage tarot card reader.
Hippocrates! Medic! Can somebody bring me my meds!

 

by Miller12
8-13-17
Captain! The underage porn identification decoys are in position and we can attend the Policeman's Ball.
Blonde! Is it true that you have been known to wear a strap-on?
Captain! Let's just say for the record I will double dong dare you if you push the right buttons.
Blonde! Point Noted! It takes a lot of courage to register as an active leader in the adult entertainment community!
Captain! It takes Bigger Ben Wa Balls to say been there done that! It's a *G* Thong!
Blonde! Could you please explain to the precincts across america the legal age to use a vibrator French Tickler!

 

by Miller12
8-13-17
Please enter your *PIN* Pornography Identification Number.
😇Huge Perseid Meteor Shower!
Motorcycle Cop from another Planet?

 

Sister Anne! God Almighty Bethlehem.
by Miller12, 8-13-17

 

by Miller12
8-13-17
Explicit Content! Domestic Terrorism!
White Supremists! Neo-Nazi Propagandists!
Counter Protesters! Media Hounds!

 

Potus! Is it true that you belong to an Extremist Group?
The politically correct term would be called the Wingsuit Jumpers! On Many Sides!
by Miller12, 8-13-17

 

by Miller12
8-13-17
Male Chauvinists!
Woman Feminists!
Goats!
Pre Season Footballers...

 
by Miller12, 8-14-17

 

Billygoats!
Glad, to join your Entourage! Chance Encounter Demonstrators!
by Miller12, 8-14-17

 

by Miller12
8-14-17
Co Conspirators!
Corporate Cohorts!
Legal Picketers!
Royal Racketeers!
Shark Sightseers!
Reptilian Avengers!

 

Peace and Unity 🙏
Freedom Fighters!
Trump Supporters!
by Miller12, 8-14-17

 

by Miller12
8-15-17
Flower Children!
Woman's Libbers!!
Worthy Opponents!
Passive Aggressors!
Non Conformists!
Icecream Slingers!

 

Double D's Double Takers!
Tyrant Fasionista's
by Miller12, 8-15-17

 

by Miller12
8-15-17
God! I believe I saw The Anti-Christ.
Sister Ann! What you saw was the Messiah!
Alpha!
Omega!
Uncircumcised!
Ezrah! You could of given me heads up! before you gave me the peep show!

 

by Miller12
8-16-17
Breaking News! Life like statue was erected in state park resembling a man in a white hooded cloak!
In other news today! New Vibrator Salon opens for hardworking woman in the city of our precious lady. Liberty!🗽"Sex Lives Matter!"
Pop Up Shops are sweeping the nation.
G Wiz! I believe I am going to take an extended lunch break.Can someone call my sex therapist! I'll be back in a minute!
Hey Man! What about the world's 1st male pop up vibrator booth?
Liberators Movement Ajourned!

 

by Miller12
8-16-17
How many bugs does it take to tap into the higher vibration frequency?
One Fly to hold up the wall!
One Fly to create a buzz around town!

 

by Miller12
8-18-17
Somewhere In C A S P E R
Free Speech Rally!
Organizers Of The Resistance!
Haunted Farmhouse
HAARP Electromagnetic Energy Field!
Breaking Developments Of Total Eclipse!

 

by Miller12
8-18-17
Boss! What do you think this is a hedonist society?
Lucy! Your minimum wage has increased from 50$ an hour to 100$ an hour.
Boss! The buddy system.Blackmailing the boss on behalf of Cookie Cutters Of America to keep the Elder Scrolls Secret.
Extorting Fee included in your S'mores package.
Boss! We have Fresh Georgia Peaches!
Lucy! Have you ever thought of being a Bingo Representative?

 

by Miller12
8-18-17
It's all fun and games until someone gets a bad batch of narcotics!
Brainwashing Treatment!
To think this is Deliverance!

 

"And Then There Is Maude!"
Marvelous!
by Miller12, 8-18-17

 

by Miller12
8-19-17
Paleo diet rules allow me to eat bananas,but if I go down the cereal aisle it says Skip It! snacks,cookies, soda, Run Away!
Bone Broth!
Is that you barking at the moon?
The Great American Eclipse!
I believe I see a "Phantom Ghost!"

 

by Miller12
8-20-17
BOGIE🚂🚃🚈
BOGEY⛳
BOOGIE!🎰

 

by Miller12
8-20-17
Serenity Of The Moon!
Illumination Of The Sun!

 

by Miller12
8-21-17
Umbra
Unity Of Spirit! MOON🌚SUN🌞
Penumbra
Antumbra

 

by Miller12
8-21-17
Ranchers🐄
Farmers🐮
Fisherman🎣

 

by Miller12
8-21-17
10:22:21
11:42:44
11:45:09

 
by Miller12, 8-21-17

 
by Miller12, 8-21-17

 

Monkey! What do you think this is Ancient Babylon?
Holy Hegasm! Multi speed vibrations to help achieve new heights !
by Miller12, 8-21-17

 

by Miller12
8-22-17
On this day in History (1864) International Red Cross was founded.
People have evolved since that day.Boys and Girls,Men and Woman before you give a blow job a first thought check for abnormalities!
Ask for paperwork. Psychological evaluations,Medical conditions,and above all else make sure you have a wiguhooker to screen your booty calls and above all Door Knockers!!!
On Second Thought!

 

by Miller12
8-24-17
International News: German Police seized thousands of ecstasy pills in the Shape Of Trumps Head.
The Grim Reaper Report!
The orange pills contain a high dosage of mdma and are not suitable for mankind.
Leader Of The Free World! I am starstruck after seeing the shape of your head on a party pill and men with black face chanting Name Sir !
Germanic Tribes only exist in the fabric of society!

 

by Miller12
8-24-17
Wigurube! I am following up on a missing persons report.Two hippies and a guy wearing a chicken stapped to his waist are missing in action.
Captain!The last time I saw them hippies and their "guide of souls" was when the moon shadowed the sun.
So your saying you havnt seen the individuals in question since the total eclipse?
Captain! I may have amnesia.The last thing I remember is Sharman giving me an herbal tea to protect me from the Banshees!
No recollection from A to Zzzz!
Captain! I did have a dream about the important bond between man and wolf !

 

by Miller12
8-24-17
Stone Age!
Holy Psychopomp!
Hippie! How well did you sleep?
Hippie! Slept like a baby!
No monsters inside of me,no antibiotics or artificial fillers! Is that a total eclipse of the heart strapped to your waist?
Total recall of the important bond between man and monkey!

 

by Miller12
8-25-17
Meanwhile Back At The Castle...
Magesty!The Bohemians are in the cell tower.They are ready to give their statement and a full account reenactment of thier night at the sanctuary.
Gnome! Let the proceedings begin!
Sworn To Secrecy.
Crown Alignment. 👑
King Of The Secret Covenant! The next time you baste this chicken can you make it a winner winner chicken dinner. 🍗

 

by Miller12
8-26-17
The Preaky questionnaire is all ready to be implemented on your first subject!
Swallowing!Suspect must be at least 7 inches long and have a fat "head" . No hair balls and surface has to be clear of blemishes and has to be pinkish / white !
Vitality check list is making me a little uncomfortable. The part where you make your subject do a dingaling dance to see if their unit is in working order before you assume the position!
DOC! I Go Full Throttle and I don't wear knee pads.Pray To God The old fashioned way and there is Always A Happy Ending!
Preliminary Examination!
*OINK*! Let's Get "Piggy With It"!

 

by Miller12
8-27-17
American History (1939) the first major league baseball game is televised!
Beginning of an era for sports enthusiasm.
Sportsmanship!
Watching baseball on live television in the comfort of our own spacecraft.
"Unknown Alabama Confederate Soldiers."
Honoring Confederate Soldiers Everywhere!

 

by Miller12
8-28-17
Watch your language young man.There is no swearing and there is no using slang C words in this bookstore.
Lady! How am I going to be able to learn read lips if the world is not at my fingertips!
My name is Vulvacious! For your information.
Secret Vulcan Handshake!
Spork! Maybe the new gig speed network of nude divorced ladies could wait until I get a little older.
Our next sightseeing tour Feisty Deli and Baconator Bistro!

 

by Miller12
8-29-17
ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY (2005) Hurricane Katrina Devastates The Gulf Coast.
On This Day (2017) Hurrican Harvey Devastates The Gulf Coast.
Thoughts and Prayers.

 

by Miller12
8-31-17
In recent news a smiling pig has been rescued in a flooded village in china. He is now being regarded as the sacred pig of the rump roast.
"Saving Private Piggy" has gone viral reaching millions of viewers.
The viral sensation has been dubbed "Prince Of Pigs."
True Story!The hamhock hunk made it all the way here to this news station on a slow boat from china!
That My Folks is now conspired folklore. Saint Of All Saints Piggy's Feast Parade!

 

by Miller12
8-31-17
Gluteus Medius,Gluteus Maximus,Piriformis,Tensor Fasciae Latae!
Muscles In Motion!
In layman terms how's your hip abductions?
I am double-jointed Mr.Fiestytude!

 

by Miller12
8-31-17

 

by Miller12
8-31-17
NASA will pay 100,000 dollars for candidates to stay in bed for 60 days.
"Bed Rest Studies." is designed to collect data on how the body reacts to extended periods of rest.
Simulating similar conditions that the Astranauts face when they go into space.

 

by Miller12
8-31-17
Every day activities have to be done while lying down including eating and going to the bathroom!
Special bed that will reduce blood pressure and also cause a decrease in blood volume.
The participants will have less bone density and some muscle atrophy.
Monkey! That's a simple task. Try wearing a TA TA Towel Corset!

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