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by Stevorama
11-16-20
Vince Vaughn finally commented today on the video of him speaking with Donald Trump in January.
The footage of them chatting and shaking hands went viral and caused many to condemn Vaughn on social media.
We'll have more on this story as soon as we can figure out who the fuck Vince Vaughn is.

 

by Stevorama
2-08-21
Surely you're hungry by now.
Let's see what we can rustle up for you.
Stealing cows is illegal, bitch.

 

by Stevorama
2-08-21
My dad says that President Trump is going to be sworn in on March 4.
My dad says that Biden and Hillary are gonna be locked up for life because they drink the blood of babies.
My dad says your dad should have been aborted.

 

by Stevorama
2-08-21
Somethin' tells me this is NOT the blowup doll I ordered...

 

by Stevorama
2-08-21
I come with a message from bats. We are tired of the lies!
We did NOT start COVID-19!
But OK, we DID put that laxative in your Hershey's bar in junior high.

 

by Stevorama
2-08-21
So let me get this straight, you're taking a cruise now? Right now?
Aren't you worried about COVID?
No, he's at home with Donner and Blitzen.

 

by Stevorama
2-08-21
Things have quieted down a bit here in Washington, but that doesn't mean security is being relaxed.
Believe me, guards are ready if anyone tries to cause trouble.
They've been practicing shaking their fingers at people for a full month now!

 

by Stevorama
3-20-21
I still can't believe Bob was one of the Capitol crazies.
I know! I went to his arraignment.
I talked to him on the phone beforehand. How was the hearing?
Oh, dude..it was crazy. He told the judge he only did it to impress his girlfriend!
Funny, he told me it was to impress his sister...
SAME THING!!!!

 

by Stevorama
3-20-21
Hey, Boss, I printed up the first round of stimulus checks. Where are the envelopes?
Envelopes? What envelopes? These are DIGITAL payments, Elsie! Jesus!
Shit, I have to scan all these now?

 

by Stevorama
3-20-21
OK, bird, I'm over it. You obviously don't like me, and the feeling's mutual. I don't want you here any more.
Maybe I should tell Mommy that you scare me and she'll take you back to the pet store!
And maybe someone should tell Mommy where you put your binky last Tuesday night. Now go make me a sandwich.

 

by Stevorama
9-14-21
What's the difference between Melania Trump and a bowling ball?
You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

 

by Stevorama
11-25-21
When they say...
Trump will be in the White House before New Year's. I can't wait.
Or if they say...
JFK Jr. is gonna rise from the dead, become Republican and join with President Trump to save our country! I can't wait.
What they mean is...
Angelina Jolie will be here Tuesday with my rainbow unicorn all lubed up, I can't wait!

 

by Stevorama
11-26-21
You're hired. Remember, though, Mr. Trump was supposed to do this before he got called away, so you have to pretend you're him in a Santa suit.
But won't his family know the difference?
Are you kidding? All three boys think Santa's real, and if Ivanka sits on your lap, just put your hand under her with your thumb up.

 

by Stevorama
12-14-21
I wonder if that's Brad Pitt?
Excuse me, Mr. P.....
Nope, it was Sean Penn.

 

by Stevorama
12-14-21
OK, sweetie, time for your vaccine!
It's OK, doc, Mommy gave me something called "Ivermectin".
Oops, wrong syringe. Ketamine, nurse!

 

by Stevorama
12-14-21
Oh, man... I can't believe it. The apocalypse finally came.
Everything's destroyed...hell, I may be the only person left alive!
That'll teach 'em to make Caitlyn Jenner leave a restaurant.

 

by Stevorama
12-14-21
That restaurant that made Caitlyn Jenner leave for wearing ripped jeans has really opened a Pandora's box.
Imagine the outrage that's going to follow!
I hear Khloe turned green and is trashing the Hollywood Bowl.

 

by Stevorama
12-03-22
Boy, that was a tough meeting.
I know, but it's not like we have a choice.
Grain went up a whole penny per 100 tons, so of course...
...Our crackers go up a dollar a box.
Bingo!

 

by Stevorama
8-05-23
This week on "Listen, Process, React"...
Hey, have you heard the latest?
I'm almost afraid to ask...
They're saying Lauren Boebert's son didn't get a 15-year-old pregnant after all.
That's good news, right?
Not exactly. Turns out it was her husband, which explains both the divorce and the father-son brawl. Hey, where ya goin'?
I'm off to date her son. Something tells me the lil' Boober just got rich.

 

by Stevorama
11-28-23
On Truth Social this week, Donald Trump vowed to rid America of fascists.
This is big news!
After all, it isn't every day that a candidate threatens suicide...

 

by Stevorama
2-12-25
This is a message for Representative Lauren Boebert.
"Euthanasia" is when someone with a terminal illness elects to have their life terminated rather than endure more pain that will result in their death anyway.
It isn't a Chinese children's charity like you thought.

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