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by TheBlairZip
7-30-03
Welcome, Mr. Dioxide.
Look, Mr. Lipton. I don't even know what the hell I'm doing here. I make performance art films of dogs pissing on flowers and have never been taken seriously. No one has ever even seen my films!
Let us discuss the entire Dioxide ouvre, beginning with your latest work entitled "Oops-A-Daisy Wet It Again". Tell us, what was your inspiration for this magnificent portrail of man vs. nature.
Dude. Seriously. Lay off the crack.
HA HA HA! You, sir, are a DELIGHT!
Time to go...

 

by TheBlairZip
8-22-03
Congratulations on your new baby!
Give the little maggot a kiss from me.

 

by TheBlairZip
8-22-03
Happy Birthday From All Of Us!
Happy Birthday!
Have a good one, buddy!
Except for me...because I fucking hate you.

 

by TheBlairZip
8-22-03
Congratulations!
So, you're getting married? I have two words of advice for you...
Prenuptual agreement.

 

by TheBlairZip
8-22-03
It's almost that time again...
Time to watch your parents get drunk
You call this a *hic* fucking diamond braclet, you shithead?
and argue over petty bullshit!
It's called "Diamonique", and it's just as good as the real thing, you ungrateful fucking cow!
Merry.... Christmas....*sob*

 

by TheBlairZip
8-22-03
We are sorry for your tragic loss.
But you still owe us $10,000 for the funeral service. Pay by Friday, or you'll be hearing from our lawyer.
Expect no mercy.

 

by TheBlairZip
9-03-03
Gee...if only there were a way to make this carbonated beverage a little more bland...
Well, now you can! Try new Caffiene-Free Sugar-Free Diet Vanilla Pepsi Twist!
What the...?
It's totally amazing! I drank some two weeks ago, and I haven't been able to put my arm down or remember my name ever since!
Remember, folks - Caffiene-Free Sugar-Free Diet Vanilla Pepsi Twist! Guaranteed to make your taste buds commit harikari!!!
SUPER FUN HAPPINESS!

 

by TheBlairZip
12-04-03
Damn, I haven't made a comic in a long time.
Not that a single person has noticed...or cared.
Why doesn't dcom hate me? *sob*

 

by TheBlairZip
12-08-03
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think we care.
Thank you
and good night!

 

by TheBlairZip
12-09-03
hhheey, babyyy...you are pretty...
Um, thanks...I guess.
..pretty fucking ugly! WOO HA! Enjoy that, you stuck up bitch! *BUURRRPP*
Up yours, asshole!
She wants me. Well, better go get that mistletoe belt buckle...

 

by TheBlairZip
12-09-03
Now let's go to Tim, who's out at the scene. Tim?
Yes, Bob, but first I wanted to tell you this: I fucked your wife!
Is that so?
Yup.
Thanks, Tim. In a related story, the city's murder rate is at an all-time high...

 

by TheBlairZip
6-03-04
*blank*
Is this supposed to be funny?

 

by TheBlairZip
10-27-06
Wow. It's been over 2 years since my last comic. I wonder how the place has changed.
Not so much, I guess.

 

by TheBlairZip
10-30-06
Hey, Mr. Rampy. Are we coming to the computer lab today?
Yes, I believe so.
Cool! I can't wait to play me some Teen Titans!
Now, Billy, you know the computers are only to be used for educational purposes. I don't think Teen Titans fits the bill.
Sure it does! It's teaching me 5 different ways to kick your ass, bitch!
Coffee break!

 

by TheBlairZip
11-07-06
Fuck, all y'all!
NALE
THE
FUKKIN
BICH!!!

 

by TheBlairZip
11-07-06
Fuck all y'all !
Umm...we're closed?
The customer is always right, bitch. ON YOUR KNEES!

 

What was wrong with the cop they just brought in?
Cardiac arrest !!!
by TheBlairZip, 11-10-06

 

What was wrong with the fireman they just brought in?
His liver was inflamed!
by TheBlairZip, 11-10-06

 

What was wrong with that cowboy they just brought in?
Charley horse!
by TheBlairZip, 11-10-06

 

by TheBlairZip
9-07-07
Welcome to the computer lab! I want you to find a seat and wait for me to tell you what to do.
Can we go to Disney.com?
No.
Hey, everybody...let's go to Disney.com!!!
Fucking kids.

 

by TheBlairZip
9-07-07
...and that's exactly why we have a firewall on our network.
But can I get on eBay?
No.
I'm gonna try to get on eBay!
Fucking teachers.

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