Not Necessarily The News...

Author: TheBlairZip

Date: December 9, 2003

by TheBlairZip
12-09-03
Now let's go to Tim, who's out at the scene. Tim?
Yes, Bob, but first I wanted to tell you this: I fucked your wife!
Is that so?
Yup.
Thanks, Tim. In a related story, the city's murder rate is at an all-time high...