This is how I handle shit by The_young_scot6-05-09 Uh, hi there! I'm here to talk to you about Jesus Oh, I'm kinda busy at the moment I see, well how about I leave you this pamphlet and come back at a more convenient time? I abhor the written word, I find the very notion to be an affront! Um... is there anyone else I could talk to? My family were killed in a freak spelling accident
Das Bullshit by The_young_scot12-15-09 ... and all I could see in front of me was a bunch of big black dildos Jamie that doesn't sound work appropriate, what are you talking about? I uhh was practising German... "Der Bunch of das Blogen Dil Dosen" Oh that's fantastic! How much German can you speak? About 12 inches
He gets off on rejection by The_young_scot12-20-10 Excuse me miss, I find you ravishing and would love to ravish you. Can I have your phone number? No UGH! Cigarette?
Please play the "Inception Noise" at the end of each panel by The_young_scot12-21-10 http://inception.davepedu.com/ I have buried my cock as deep in your ass as physics will allow! NO! We must go DEEPER! Father, I am going to marry a well to do dairy cow. Oh how I love her so! I cannot approve of this wedding, for you see... I am lactose intolerant! I opted out of the full body scanners, and after a vigorous TSA cavity search, when I fart it sounds like...