All comics by bencomic

 

by bencomic
10-13-05
mad tom you're my zzt hero
i look up to you in the zzt sense
in any other sense not at all
i guess working at mcdonalds is kinda cool
no it isnt nevermind

 

by bencomic
10-13-05
I'm a hermy little vixen, who loves to squirm while being pumped or to make others squirm while doing the pumping myself!
I'm 5'10 and weigh an attractive 110lbs. My fur is soft and light brown and my socks/gloves/ears are a dark brown with black claws.
My tail is HOOGE and fluffy with a creamy white tip, and my neck, breasts, and tummy are cream colored too. My hair is auburn, long, and kind of wavey and I have blue eyes.
My breasts are at least a 32 DDD if not bigger *giggle* my nipples are kind of big and fleshy pink *mrrr*. They're covered in soft velvety fur and are really nice to touch and grope ;)

 

by bencomic
10-13-05
why ya'll do all that cussin
fuck you, southerner
eat some shit, eh
iono how the YANKEES do things, but down here we keep our mouths clean
we shit and piss all over each others mouths here in canada
:/ ya'lls' minda gone to the gutter

 

by bencomic
10-13-05
me draco
me have drug fun
swash whatd you do!
oh man, i was mocking you dude!
i did a shitload of speed yesterday afternoon and slept like shit the whole night, so now i feel like shit
* Swashbuckler slap 4head

 

by bencomic
10-13-05
MEANWHILE IN #MZX:
I stick my +2 Penis of Thrusting into your Ass of Submission, RoSS.

 

by bencomic
10-13-05
oh fuck
my mum and her boyfriend were asleep in the next room and i didn't know
and i was banging stuff and shouting "DON'T FUCK YOURSELF"
...damn it
i was in the kitchen and i started jumping up and down and clapping while singing "POKEMON POKEMON, MAN AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH"
and i hear from down the hallway "SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP" from my sister

 

by bencomic
10-13-05
SO!
THIS IS WHAT GOES ON WHILE I'M AWAY!
this is what goes on ALL THE TIME
right, nevermind then

 

by bencomic
10-13-05
FUCK OFF
FUCKING FAGGOTS
THIS IS THE GAYEST CHANNEL EVER

 

by bencomic
10-13-05
when I was 8 we were at the dinner table talking about what to do for my birthday party
and I said "let's have an orgy!"
and they all looked at me
it turns out that orgies aren't the same thing shown in asterix comics
where they lie around eating roasted boars and having fondue and watching dancing girls
my family's expressions were priceless

 

by bencomic
10-14-05
MEANWHILE IN #MZX:
For a long time now I've been going comando, because I freak'n hate the way briefs, boxers, and boxer briefs tend to chaff me to hell
but I visited my local super walmart and found these bikini briefs cut for men.
Well I bought a pair because I figured hey it's a viable alternative, why not.
So like... anyway these things are DAMN comfy... I just felt like letting you all know

 

by bencomic
10-18-05
kjorteo YOU... are here
and I... are here
WiL yes. You and I are both here
this is good. it is time we joined forces
* Kjorteo cues slow porn groove

 

by bencomic
10-18-05
Ok, hows this for a storyline.
"Sure, you were walking kind of slowly, and your eyes were glazed from lack of sleep, but did that weird guy with the cow on his shirt REALLY have to nail you in the head with a shotgun?"
"Nadir has a dildo and goes around assraping the people, and I and the fellow #loungeacters have to stop him"
No, Dr_Dos, that would be your kind of lame game.
"After fighting through hordes of Nadir clones you make it to Nadir's citadel, where you have to defeat the evil computer Kracken to gain entry."
Alright, Dos. You're either going to shut the fuck up right now or you can piss off.

 

by bencomic
10-18-05
I'm trying to outline a fucking game here.
"Upon saving the children of the world and stopping nadir you discover mooseka is the source! Using your wits and a small combat knife you battle him to the death."
Nevermind.
Go jerk yourselves off.
* Zaphod` has left #zeuxworld
ONE TIME TIME ZAPHOD KILLED THE WHOLE TOWN JUST BECAUSE THIS GUY DROPPED A SPOON

 

by bencomic
10-19-05
but I'm not sure if the girl i like is in the dungeons and dragons group.
if she is, you should join it, and dress like a wizard at meetings.
drink from a bottle of bleach the whole game and mispronounce common words in annoying ways
and at random times, launch into an impression of the crocodile hunter. like if somebody rolls a 20, you say "CROIKEY, yew jast ROLLED A TWEN'Y! *big swig of bleach*"
also, when it's time for your character to do something, squeek "MY TURN" in a really high-pitched voice
also, pretend to fall asleep, and play while "sleeping". that'll impress everyone

 

by bencomic
10-19-05
fun fact: people will generally believe whatever they were brought up to believe, even if it was retarded!
well how else do you explain jazzy?
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by bencomic
10-19-05
Hmmm... you MAY HAVE SEEN THIS ONE COMING.
I'm a furry.
I guess you can be shocked, but if you looked all all those drawings I did, it'd be pretty damn obvious.
Honestly, this is probably the 4th or 5th time I planned to write something like this, but I always gave up. Ehn, it couldn't have gotten much more obvious.
Thanks to the whopping 3 who I told for not telling the whole world about it.
Hooray for Mike W. M. Woolman, I don't know how I should refer to you :\, Zaphod, and Feenachan who doesn't read this, and I've only talked to once, but meh anyways.

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
well, Microsoft Word accepted Playa from me today. it accepted other things too. ~_^
are you saying you had sex with microsoft word
no I am not. I just said it to be random and to see what you pervs would do. :P
...hey jazzy, guess who i'd like to kick in the head?
me?
no-one, i was just being random

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
Im going to search for ff7 screenies
I AM YET TO SEE A GAME THAT RIVALS DOOM3
oh my god, please don't tell me you mean THIS? http://www.gamespot.com/pc/rpg/ finalfantasy11/screens.html?page=101
i doubt it, since it says final fantasy 11, but ok lemme look
Oh, I don't understand Roman numerals very well
well, 11 means 11.

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
wait seven is VII?
If so... http://www.gamespot.com/pc/ rpg/finalfantasy7/ screens.html?page=2 BWAHAHAHAHAH! I must have found the wrong game
Because compare that and THIS: http://www.doomworld.com /php/screenie.php?dir=/ doom3_120603/&number=3
Notice a difference?
ff7's are better? yeah i noticed
Doom3 has to calculate each light source hundreds of times depending on the movement of the characters and other objects.

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
Final Fantasy 7's environment has been pre-rendered and will NOT change. There is a very big difference. Let me make it clearer-
dude one of the plates fell. that changed!
*Sigh* Let say this. We make a doom3 level and a FF7 level, each one is nearly identicle
They are both a room with a lamp. The 3d lighting from the lamp colors the room
and then SEPHIROTH COMES omg

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
In Doom3 you walk up and push the lamp the lighting changes as the lamp sways back and forth
you can't push lamps in ff7, but you might find a potion.
or cait sith might be like HAY I CAN GIVE YOU A FORTUNE! I AM SPYING ON YOU AND MY BALLPARK FIGURE IS SIX INCHES
In ff7 you push the lamp but the lighting remains the same
Oh my god, GET IT INTO YOU'RE BRAIN THAT DOOM3 HAS PER-PIXEL DYNAMIC LIGHTING THAT CONSTANTLY CHANGES AND FF7 DOES NOT AND FF7'S LIGHTING IS PRE-RENDERED PR-E- -REN-DUR-ED
doom3 does not have sephiroth, and sephiroth fucking rocks

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
You're hopeless
You can at least admit that doom3's lighting owns ff7's lighting BECAUSE DOOM3'S LIGHTING IS NOT PRERENDERED! Please read what I said and UNDERSTAND IT
Saying ff7 has better graphics then doom3 is like saying wolf-3d has better graphics then far-cry
but ff7 has sephiroth and does not have RAWR SPIDERS
They're called Trites thank you very much

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
Doom3 owns ff7 you know that
Want proof?
FF7 can run on a ps2, Doom3 had to be majorly cut down to even run on an xbox and it probably still won't run.
xbox is for idiots though, who cares.
DOOM3 REQUIRES THE BEST GRAPHIC CARDS AND HARDWARE MADE SO FAR TO ACTUALLY HOPE TO RUN AND FF7 CAN RUN ON A PS2!!! ROFLMAO
ff7 has a snowboarding minigame. and a dating minigame.

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
ps2's are sooo outdated
Nearly everyone will admit that doom3 owns ff7 in the areas of graphics
And if you STILL won't believe me I'l make you believe me
goto www.doom3.com and view the trailer
Click the trailer button AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION
play ff7. it's like 15 bucks and it's the best game ever

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION
AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION
AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION
AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION
AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION
AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION
AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION
AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION
AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION
AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION
ok stop doing that

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
Also when the shooting starts notice the amazing ai. I watched the trailer and was amazed
Also please notice the four-dimensional lighting and the per-poly hit detection
ff7 has ULTIMA WEAPON and a dating minigame
Are you watching the trailer?
no.

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
Click the trailer button
Are you watching the trailer?
AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION
AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION
AND WATCH DOOM3 IN ACTION
Speaking of Action, Action doom will be released soon

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
YOU CANNOT STOP THE MASK! HE SHALL ALWAYS COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU NO MATTER WHAT
Ah ignore me im slightly drunk at the moment
-ChanServ- develin deleted from #cunt access list.
:)
don't do that again
* nuero sets mode: -o develin
damn :(
* heh has left #cunt

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
* develin has joined #hehz0r
hello
DAMN YOU
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* heh has quit IRC (Client closed connection)

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
* develin searches for ff7 screenies and info
roflmao, Release Date: 05/31/1998
Now no wonder the graphics are so outdated. That's only a year after Quake's release. You've got to be joking. FF7 maybe fun but it's outdated. understand plzkthxbye :)
Today is June 25th 2004. FF7's release date is May 31st 1998
duke nukem forever is also better than doom3
Duke Nukem Forever is the best vapor-ware ever. Well the second best vaporware ever
Half Life 2 takes first place

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
DOOM3 OWNZ DNF! DOOM3 OWNZ FF7!
how can you compare one game that hasn't been released to another game that hasn't been released
I've looked at screenshots
the ff7 movie's graphics are better than doom3
HOW DO YOU KNOW?! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE DOOM3 TRAILER
you keep showing me pictures of fucking spiders and lamps

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
DID YOU HEAR THAT DOOM3 WILL BE RELEASED THIS SUMMER? NO IT SEEMS YOU HAVENT
ID SOFTWARE SAID THAT! ID SOFTWARE DOES NOT FAIL RELEASE DATES DAMMIT!
Oh well, enjoy you're cool games http://www.palmbiscotte.com/ images_articles/doom3.jpg
With per-poly hit detection </sarcasm>
i don't even know what the fuck that means so it's not like it matters to me
you can take a lamp in doom3 and shove it up your ass and will any light come out of your mouth

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
Let me ask you a serious question nuero. I'm sure you've played ff7 enough to know this
yes, cid can snowboard before you even ask
When you shoot someone in ff7 will it leave a mark. Like a bloody hole? THAT'S per-poly hit detection
http://www.palmbiscotte.com/ images_articles/doom3.jpg CAN FF7 DO THIS? I DOUBT TI
they lose hp, and that's basically the same thing
no

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
* zamros has joined #hehz0r
who are you
i'm zamros, the rootinest tootinest cowboy this side of the mississippi. i'd just like to say, that well, doom 3 sucks
nope
and it doesn't exist
Yes it does
no it doesn't. give me proof

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
It'll be release this Summer
so will duke nukem forever!!!
Just wait
i want proof now. give me proof that it exists
Wait. It will be released
waiting is not good proof

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
GameSpot says August 3rd
i want concrete solid evidence. gamespot is a lying sack of shit and you know it, fag
www.doom3.com View the trailer. That's proof
no. i can't play videos on my computer
That's true proof, because you actually see the game being played
no it isn't

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
all evidence can be fabricated.
you know what game had good graphics though? mortal kombat
No. Far Cry
mortal kombat kicks doom 3's big fat ugly ass
here are the best graphics in ff7 at work http://www.likebuttah. com/SA/punkasfuck3.jpg
also here http://goat.cx/hello.jpg. that's proof! if you don't wanna look it's not my fault

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
doom 3 is like "oh look, we can make shit look pretty"
You're arguments don't even make any sense
your incorrect use of contractions makes that sentence not make sense
Ever heard of the leaked doom3 alpha? THAT'S proof that doom3 is real
anyone can go make an alpha and 'leak' it
remember alpha from power rangers? he fucking rocked

 

by bencomic
10-22-05
oh btw Zamros doom3 was shown at e3. People got to play it
e3. who the fuck goes to e3? that's right. dorks like you
Not me, some people I know did
i'd shoot myself if i were you
shut up zamros
if i was even loosely acquainted with anyone who went to e3 i'd just want to hurt myself.

 

by bencomic
10-24-05
nice evening?
it's a nice evening for porn!! probably
yeah
that's every evening for me

 

by bencomic
10-26-05
hey, why did hitler commit suicide
because he was fucked
he didn't commit suicide
BJ Blackowitz killed him and his robot suit with the 4 chainguns.
It was very heroic.
dos leave right now

 

by bencomic
10-26-05
it's funny how much more people like people when they're dead.
like, this person is dead, so we can't talk bad about him or her! except hitler because HITLER KILLED PEOPLE
ronald reagan was a great american president, princess diana was the queen of hearts
kurt cobain was a genius let's reprint and rerelease everything he ever wrote 100000 times
nirvana boxset next month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
did you read JOURNALS it is so profound! ps. courtney did it

 

by bencomic
10-27-05
I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
what, like food rations and tents and stuff?
NO! check again.
no, i think so. you're going on a journey far away
you can't be bothered to look it up? that's sad.
no i cannot!

 

by bencomic
10-27-05
too bad. i'll do it for you
http://dictionary. reference.com/search?q=provision# NUMBER 5, READ CAREFULLY
i'm not looking
then we cannot have this discussion, becuase you believe that I am going camping.
i sure do!
what a shame

 

by bencomic
10-27-05
so: "I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?" still stands
the more i don't look, the more you whine.
i'm not in anyway annoyed by what you're doing
so you may as well not bother
but the flaw here is, you already know meaning 5. you're just playing dumb
more like you're dumb

 

by bencomic
10-27-05
so you don't know what provision means? that's a shame
durr, no. no i don't.
well then look it up
no
and then you'll KNOW. see? it's cool! but if you want to remain a buffoon...don't
ok

 

by bencomic
10-27-05
bufoon. anal-expulsive that is
there's a whole bunch of you out there. and i'm going to kill you all
and hide the bodies in all my anal-retentive glory
I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?I'd like to have a serio
no. we could not agree. ever.

 

by bencomic
10-27-05
I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
you're being bad again
it's not that you're being BAD, it's that you're gaining satisfaction from it. and this is...unacceptable to say the least
BAD is good, but only when it's tyrannous being a pseudo hero
you're such a twat
and i saw that awful headphones picture on z2. you ARE fury aren't you

 

by bencomic
10-27-05
that wasn't me, you dipshit.
well you all look the same to me. UGLY and STUPID
oh no
NO FRIENDS, CLINGING TO ZZT for that's all you have
i am insulted and cryinh ohs ghgod i canat cgo ofn
yes you can. be STRONG! come back to the light.

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