flimsy gives the best advice on how to impress girls

Author: bencomic

Date: October 19, 2005

by bencomic
10-19-05
but I'm not sure if the girl i like is in the dungeons and dragons group.
if she is, you should join it, and dress like a wizard at meetings.
drink from a bottle of bleach the whole game and mispronounce common words in annoying ways
and at random times, launch into an impression of the crocodile hunter. like if somebody rolls a 20, you say "CROIKEY, yew jast ROLLED A TWEN'Y! *big swig of bleach*"
also, when it's time for your character to do something, squeek "MY TURN" in a really high-pitched voice
also, pretend to fall asleep, and play while "sleeping". that'll impress everyone