All comics by cockring9462

 

realitycheck by cockring9462 7-11-06
We have traced and plotted your life, and the lives of those you know We've correctly predicted your behavior, categorized you into an archetype, and have you all pegged down	You're a fucking loser ...	So, you can't handle my style of whoop-ass?

 

react by cockring9462 7-11-06
I told him everything, every line, he wasn't impressed Oh, how did he react?	...	We fucked like animals DAMMIT!

 

doastheysay by cockring9462 7-13-06
How do you feel about starting a family.. with Bird Thing!	DO MY BIDDING	Fine, whatever

 

jokes by cockring9462 7-13-06
Some in the world are cautiously believing in the alien armada Those most disenfranchized, and those most ugly, see the great gifts that await	In exchange, they either sterlized or cloned us If they bothered to clone you, then they dicked with you	a lot of dicking, manipulation, experimentation They'll dick with everyone. Total shitshow. We'll be the butt of their jokes for eons.

 

favorite by cockring9462 7-13-06
Hello Dinosaur, could I borrow some sugar for my coffee How do you take your coffee?	With a 3-inch reptile penis Hey hey! I'm 4 inches!	DO ME, STUD You're my new favorite neighbour!

 

heymisterdj by cockring9462 10-29-06
I'm a DJ, yessiree, we get all the hoes!	Only the finest pussy sits on my turntables	My clit is hard as a diamond, mister DJ.

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