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by fugobo
7-14-01
this comic will inevitably make no sense despite the several characters in it who could easily be normal in fugobo's comics.
indeed. so why is it being made?
and then i typed words that came to my head given that it's 3:53 am
i got a letter from my dad. it says 'sorry for the cat' and then i feel left out.
i got a letter from the post office. it says 'sorry from your dad' and then i hate the packaging so i stopped.
will you have sex with the me tonight in here now pants yes?
oh no, bear is driving pants!

 

by fugobo
7-14-01
suck.
inDEED.

 

by fugobo
7-17-01
here's the deal kid. we all know that you think life is pointless, and we all like you and are sad that you think this.
i can also see where you're coming from with what you say, but i also think that life has no purpose, not even to bang or to create offspring or make some self righteous deity pleased.
so i have a hard time seeing why this sucks so much because i've just accepted that there will never be anyone, but that life will take its course and i'll never really be happy but who really is.
i would feel enlightened if i ever listened. or maybe not. but who's making the comic HAHAHAHAH!!!!

 

by fugobo
7-18-01
and i quote: 'I would lick Dean Cane any day. And Jeff Goldblum, too.'
Dean Cane?!?!

 

by fugobo
7-18-01
but seriously, if you want to lick people like that, who are wanted to be licked by far more likely people, both due to proximity and famosity...
it's incredibly unlikely that you will ever reach your goals!
like you reach your goals right?
shut up computer. we all saw that one... HEY! You're not a turth talking computer!

 

by fugobo
7-18-01
where's the chicken?
heheh...
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

by fugobo
7-18-01
ehhem...
learn to write code unfunny fuckers.
*sigh*

 

by fugobo
7-18-01
so a guy walks into a bar and says 'what is this a bar?'
is VIS done yet?
AHHHHHH!!!!

 

by fugobo
7-18-01
void AngleVectors (const vec3_t angles, vec3_t forward, vec3_t right, vec3_t up)
float angle; float sr, sp, sy, cr, cp, cy; angle = angles[YAW] * (M_PI*2 / 360); sy = sin(angle);
hahaha he forgot to hit 'compile'!
that would explain why we're just sitting here and not doing anything.
indeed it would.

 

by fugobo
7-19-01
*sigh*... in my half-assed attempts to make funnies, i have made someone hurt more.
and also somehow surprised them by being incoherant. i guess i make more sense more often than i thought!
i like grains.

 

by fugobo
7-23-01
it's hard to take people to the porn barn when i don't see them.
hey, well, yeah.... die.
also i almost typed born parn.
on a completely different subject...
this doesn't happen in real life.
who is this kid?

 

by fugobo
7-24-01
hum hum... i think i will have a will to live. you see? i do because i don't care about anything anymore at all! and thus i have a will to live right?
yes exactly! except wait! that doesn't work because i don't care about the living or the dying or the overuse of articles! I would be just as happy dead!
except that if i was dead, i wouldn't so much have the ability to hurt and since that's pretty much all i do anymore, it'd be a lot nicer than this shit.

 

by fugobo
7-24-01
i fucking hate this shit. i want to leave it all and never fucking talk to anyone or know anyone or remember anyone that i know now.
except that i can't just forget everything like i wish i could, and so if i were to just abandon it all, i'd feel guilty, and i'd inevitably remember all the good things instead of the bad.
what good things?

 

by fugobo
7-24-01
hi there little asian girl what's up?
FUCKING GET AWAY FROM ME I FUCKING HATE YOU! YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT DIE AND GO TO FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WOULD RATHER MASTURBATE WITH A CATTLE PROD THAN LOOK AT YOUR REPULSIVE FUKCING FLESH YOU MAGGOT EATING MOTHER FUCKING PRICK BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF LIFE WAS WORTH ANYTHING YOU WOULD NOT FUCKING EXIST AND ALL WOULD BE WELL! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FUCKING ASSHOLE GOAT RAPING SON OF A BITCH WHO ISN'T WORTH HIS OWN FUCKING WEIGHT IN FROG TESTICLES

 

by fugobo
8-10-01
i have no friends. after being gone for a week i have 20 crap messages.
i was gone for 5 days and only had 83 crap messages and this pleased me cause i figured there'd be more.
did i mention that the penguin told me that she'd talk to me since she almost fucked our plans hardcore and then she decided she'd rather talk to you and fro-boy.
but she's not my friend! we are the same person! it's different i swear!

 

by fugobo
8-14-01
hi there wall of the comic! I am a drunken bald man with a green hued beard. why? why is this? why am i forever destined to reek of cheap liquer and sweatshops as indicated by my shirt?
wanna buy a cracker? only ten dolla!
wow. It's as if batman was here only more cartoonlike and without anyone getting hit or anything. and also without the disgusting fat man in tights running or really jogging around.
kapow!
yowzas! I am a confusing beast of a thing. and also talking to the comic wall but at least not as depressive as the strange corporate funded drunken man!
i am hella-homosexual! and also this is the fist time fugobo has used a new character i think. silly random character selecting...

 

by fugobo
8-14-01
over-analytical!
so? when is he not?
YES!
MegaHal: *Week 3: 300 mg deca, 1/2 tab / day anadrol-50, 20 mg / day nolvadex.

 

by fugobo
8-31-03
so hoplessgimper seems to finally actually have a girlfriend. I want to be happy for him but my life over the last couple of years has been ripe with general sadness involving females.
it climaxed recently. i have only thoughts of despair and seclusion.
thus, despite the interface change, i turn again to the stripcreator.

 

by fugobo
8-31-03
hello.
*hit hit hit hit hit*
this is cool. you are pretty plastered though.
oh wait. sorry i was too drunk to notice that you are not attractive.
true story. except that the girl was never REALLY hitting on me.
you are attractive and really really stupid! fuck me fuck me fuck me!
huh?

 

by fugobo
8-31-03
the funny thing is that i remember being extremely angry when i was in high school. generally getting pissed off about hating life.
now i just feel like it doesn't matter. like nothing really matters at all.
it is a calming sense of apathy and self revulsion that allow me to sit here typing instead of crying.

 

Hey little asian girl, has anything changed?
I'm Indian now.
by fugobo, 2-06-07

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