All comics by funnykid

 

Shove it, America, your ports are going to die.
Killing in the name of justice is okay. As long as I pass a law saying so.
by funnykid, 2-26-06

 

by funnykid
2-26-06
I love how the ads at the top of the page have to do with your comic.
So, as a test, we present...
ASIAN GIRLS WITH HIGHT PROBLEMS!!
What's tha ad say?

 

by funnykid
2-26-06
Don't do it again...PLEASE__
oh, god
hi, piercing buddy!

 

by funnykid
2-28-06
hello, are you my date?
umm...yes...
gee...i've never seen a chick with a goatee before...
gee...i've never seen a chick with a goatee before
Meanwhile, 200 miles away, the online date company laughs!
You said if they bought the scam, you'd hammer nails into your head.
I'm hammerin', I'm hammerin'.

 

by funnykid
2-28-06
Shelly, I brought you here to the moon to ask...would you marry me?
MARRY A GUY WHO HAD ME LIVE OFF LIQUID MEAT FOR MONTHS JUST TO ASK IF I WOULD MARRY HIM????????
Hey, why aren't you in a space suit?
Huh?
ohhhhhh...

 

by funnykid
3-06-06
Well, it looks like the flood caused a building to fall, trapping us in this small lot with nothing but rats to eat.
Awww, shoot. I left my Nintendo DS in the car.

 

by funnykid
3-06-06
You got trapped here, too?
Yea. My friend's looking for a place to spend the night.
Did you tell him to look out for those nasty cracks? They're everywhere.
What?
Where am I?
Oh please.

 

by funnykid
3-06-06
This is scary!
Well, at least we've got each other.
I hate my life.

 

by funnykid
3-07-06
So, my own student has turned on me?
Yes! HAHHAHHAH!! And now, I will use your great power to travel to the future, and take it over!!
Wait! That's not the right__
So, my own student has turned on me?
....I may need a little practice....

 

by funnykid
3-07-06
i will ask you.
yes, ask.

 

by funnykid
3-07-06
no we rule you stop we rule you die we rule you yayayayayayayay

 

by funnykid
3-07-06
welcome to the cafe
eeffoc
hello sir

 

by funnykid
3-07-06
what does this series mean??????
What? I can't hearyougoodbye
IM OLD HAHAHA

 

by funnykid
3-07-06
i like myself

 

by funnykid
3-07-06
And now, I will tell you what it means.
You see, a year or two ago, I went to Iraq. The thing is, it's going badly, but it made me realize what the meaning of life is. This series represents it. And now, the explaination.
Parental Controls on!! HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPY!!!

 

by funnykid
3-08-06
3rd time's the charm...after 18 tries...
Hello, sir. Welcome to Tha' Clothes Shop. LOOK at that PALE SKIN! We've got a cheap makeup job and redesigned wardrobe thingy. MADE FOR YOU!!
I-I don't know if I want to buy__
Only $20000000000. Take it or leave it, elf boy.
Wow. I guess that's not a rip-off price in 2006...
I hope this is convincing enough...

 

by funnykid
3-09-06
I can't believe Jack is dead.
Jack isn't dead!!! He's in the operating room, waiting for the surgeon to arrive!
Hiya, boys. I'll be operating on you friend shortly!!
I rest my case.

 

by funnykid
3-11-06
Hey, lady! LADY! What's a Pumpkin gotta do to get a drink around here??
Okay, forget I asked.

 

by funnykid
3-11-06
You should really be more strict with your kids, Alan.
If they're not YOUR kids, then....oh.

 

by funnykid
3-13-06
So, you have returned! But see my costume's power! I'm back here...
And perspective brings me closer...
And now I'm off the camera! HAHAHA!!
Oh, dear...

 

by funnykid
5-17-06
Hey guys! FunnyKid's back!
What the hell happened while I was gone?
MANDINGO HATES YOU! YOU ABANDONED HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF A TAG TEAM COMIC!!!
Wow! Pretty new dialoug balloons!

 

by funnykid
5-17-06
Hi, neighbor!
If I ignore you, will you go away?
Probably not.
I see...
So....You're not going to beat me with an ax?
Eh...? Say, that's a good idea.

 

by funnykid
5-17-06
I'm a jolly old pirate.
You're a jolly old n00b.
But I__
N00BUH
BANNED

 

by funnykid
5-17-06
Now that funnykid has returned, I'm sure his comics about us will be funny.
ooooo! You're screwed now!
What? I just said__
I'm sorry about that obviously eronious statment, folks. Asiangirl1 will no longer appear in my comics.

 

by funnykid
5-17-06
It's pretty lonely since you got rid of Asiangirl1, funnykid.
I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU!! MEET YOUR NEW DEFAULT FRIEND!!
Arrrrr! I've sailed the seven seas so long, I forgot what women look like! HARHARHAR!!
What?
Can I just work with that homosexual rape-hungry monster Fuck again?

 

by funnykid
5-17-06
Have you ever met a fifty-year old virgin?
No, seriously, what is it?

 

by funnykid
5-17-06
So...
Well...
So...
Well...
NO PUNCHLINE!
So...
Well...

 

by funnykid
5-18-06
So...WHY do you think you should be let out of hell? What about all those robberies?
I never ACTUALLY robbed anyone...
GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!
Get out of my house, you butt-ugly moron.
And the murders?
You're going to count me under-cooking the beef as MURDERING them? Come now.

 

by funnykid
5-18-06
One time in Asia I got stoned. And threw up and bled and my testicals fell off.
That yellow on the wall is actually my urine. So anyway, I went down to South America to pick up more crack, when a giant mutant flea on meth bit off my left foot...
This movie is SO true!
And that's about the time a genie came along and fixed all my problems.

 

by funnykid
5-18-06
That movie SUCKED.
I totally agree. How can someone lose 98 teeth?
GUYS...
Someone talking about me?

 

by funnykid
5-18-06

 

by funnykid
5-18-06
Dad?
Dad?
Dad?

 

by funnykid
5-18-06
Son...I'm sorry I abandoned you...
This is a very touching moment, Dad...
Put some pants on.

 

by funnykid
5-18-06
I just had a great idea!
What is it?
Let's destroy the earth.
There's two problems: 1. We have no weapons. 2. We have no ship.
3. You're in your underwear.
4. You have AIDS...

 

by funnykid
5-18-06
You don't care if you're taking jobs away from americans?
Dude, I'm legally in this country.
.....
Now that everyone's dead, I'm going to kill you.
AIDS BOY.

 

by funnykid
5-19-06
You know what's weird? One-Panel Comics are often funny, and so are three panels. But two panels never go anywhere.
See? You think I'm setting up for a joke. But no.

 

by funnykid
5-19-06
Are you a pimp?
Yes.
Well, are you aware that there are movies glorfying pimps, and books, too? You're entitled to something.
You're ugly.

 

by funnykid
5-19-06
Ok, look. I'll give you the recipe for breathing underwater if you let me take a bite out of you.
Glub-Bluber-GLUCH-UHHH! CHOKCH-GOLING UHHH!
Make up your mind.
I___HUTCHBLUBUB__ WAIT UHGuggugugugugug!
Ok, dude, bye.
NAH-GROOBLEZUK! CHAKECHOKE! I--NEED___UKCH!!

 

by funnykid
5-19-06
testicals

 

by funnykid
5-19-06
teh narration
I LIKE TEH BIGGUH BUTTS
o

 

by funnykid
5-19-06
IM HELPING BRAD WITH THIS TEST OMG
d00d

 

by funnykid
5-19-06
test
fuck you

 

by funnykid
5-19-06
teses

 

by funnykid
5-19-06
test love

 

by funnykid
5-19-06
wowzerz

 

fuck
by funnykid, 5-19-06

 
by funnykid, 5-19-06

 

by funnykid
5-20-06
Sir, do you have any idea of what's going on in the white house?
Yes, and I don't like it.
SHUT UP DICK!!! KERRY LOVING LIBERAL ASS KISSER!!!
What the fuck? Aren't you hippies PROTESTING bush?
Shit, no. We're Hippiepublicans. We spread peace with violence. The Hippiecrats are in a designated free speech zone in Egypt.

 

by funnykid
5-20-06
Tell me jesus, are you a republican?
Hell, no. Bush is a dumb, screwed up fuck.
Okay. I'm gonna be a buddist then.
Buddah hates Bush, too.
How about those crack loving indians?
NO.

 

by funnykid
5-20-06
drawinger is a dipshit.
no, YOU'RE a dipshit, you fat hippie chick fuck.
what the hell did you say?

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