A million bite-sized pieces

Author: funnykid

Date: May 18, 2006

by funnykid
5-18-06
One time in Asia I got stoned. And threw up and bled and my testicals fell off.
That yellow on the wall is actually my urine. So anyway, I went down to South America to pick up more crack, when a giant mutant flea on meth bit off my left foot...
This movie is SO true!
And that's about the time a genie came along and fixed all my problems.