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by nuveeeeena
7-19-04
Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are such junk science!!
Creationism should be taught in schools.
Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution!!
Like banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
Nobody tells ME what to think.
I wrote my own brief in tax court telling them that I wasn't a taxpayer under the Internal Revenue Code. And my wages aren't income.

 

by nuveeeeena
7-29-04
Text from actual Jeb Bush spam.
My brother is the President, and I am very proud of him. But the truth is, I would be working just as hard for his re-election if he wasn't. Why?
My brother would never dream of telling different audiences different stories, because he believes that values are constant...
*titter*
and don't change with the political winds or the special interest you're addressing.
guffaw

 

by nuveeeeena
7-29-04
Jebbie makes his case against Kerry
He told Wisconsin voters he likes to go hunting with his "trusty 12-gauge double-barrel," but he received an "F" from the National Rifle Association.
oooooh, burn! NOT!
Smoking gun analysis, courtesy of www.georgewbush.com
He told voters in the West that he likes "a lot of parts" of the Healthy Forests bill, but he told Democratic primary voters that the law took "a chainsaw to public forests."
um... YEAH. He didn't say anything about Saddam having nukes, did he? Now THAT would be a good example of a whopper.
Official Site of the pResidential Reoccupation Campaign
Well, well... Kerry told autoworkers in Michigan he owns "an SUV... a Chevy, a big Suburban," but then he told environmentalists, "I don't have it, the family does."
Pure impeachment fuel! Hold the presses!!! *giggle* No, seriously, what the hell did you come here to talk about...?

 

by nuveeeeena
7-29-04
A campaign worker for President Bush said on Thursday American workers unhappy with low-quality jobs should find new ones
"Why don't they get new jobs if they're unhappy -- or go on Prozac?"
I crack me up....

 

by nuveeeeena
9-03-04
Meet Swift Boat "Veteran" John Corsi
Who are the Frogs going to cry to when the ragheads destroy the Eiffel Tower -- not John Kerry!
I didn't pay for this ad
Meet Swift Boat "Veteran" John E. O''Neill
oh my. oh no. stop. please. don't. stop.
Nixon hired me in '71 to shut Kerry up... how DARE he testify before the Senate about his experience in 'Nam!!!?
Rear Admiral William L. "Swiftie" Schachte Jr. earned his payoff
we awarded a $40 million contract to "Fast Ship" -- Schacte will say Kerry didn't EARN his purple heart
why don't you requisition me one of those violet heart thingies while you're at it?

 

by nuveeeeena
9-03-04
at LAST the GOP Convention grinds to an end
FINALLY those troublemaking assholes are finally leaving! Republicans...ptui....
The Republicans were unified in their message
9-11, 9-11, terra, terra, terra, Democrats suck, terra, 9-11, terra, 9-11, terra, terra, 9-11, terra, 9-11, tax cuts for REAL Americans
9-11, 9-11, 9-11, terra, Dems suck big time, 9-11, terra, terra, terra, um- raid Social Security, 9-11, 9-11 and TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH!!
During the week 1,800 protesters were arrested and 500 were held until just hours before the end of the GOP reign of terra
it was good getting to know you, man. take care...
3 days in stir, do you believe it? call me when you get home

 

by nuveeeeena
9-23-04
There's so many reasons why being an amoeba would be better than a human. Think about it, amoebas don't have to worry about getting chicks.
When they wanna have sex, they just split in half. How cool is that? If I were a single celled organism, I'd multiply like nerds at a calculus convention
I'd be the horniest amoeba ever. Damn right. My life would be one long unicellular orgasm, squirting cytoplasm all over the place. Fuck yeah.

 

by nuveeeeena
9-30-04
Jeff Tweedy of Wilco
"When people ask why this election is so close, I can't explain it."
Quote of The Day at http://www.bartcop.com/
"It's like trying to figure out how Billy Ray Cyrus sold 10 million records"
join us tonight in chat for the debates. it'll be a raunchy liberal free for all. http://bartcopnation.com/chat/
operd up for the Flying Monkey assault?
sure. bring on the chew toys

 

by nuveeeeena
11-02-04
FOUR MORE YEARS OF THIS?
Nope, no WMD's here!
if you vote for Kerry, those awful people will come get you
FOUR MORE YEARS OF THIS?
Mission Accomplished!
Get out and vote for a change, baby!

 

by nuveeeeena
11-02-04
FELON! You look like you voted twice! I want to challenge this voter!!
http://ohvotesuppression.blogspot.com/
You can't vote! Your signature isn't the same as it was ten years ago! CHALLENGE!
FELON!
I'm about to be, if you don't get out of my way, you nazi bitch! I'm VOTING.

 

by nuveeeeena
11-02-04
I'm gonna need to see your registration...
um. okay. you have my drivers' license, my insurance card and the title to my car...
VOTER INTIMIDATION OF NATIVE AMERICANS
your voter's registration card
What? I'm on my way to vote!!
UNDERWAY IN WASHINGTON STATE
That's it. I'm taking you in.

 

by nuveeeeena
11-02-04
why won't they let me vote?
Early reports from Florida reveal that Republican vote challengers are refusing to show their faces on camera.
bok bok bok
Artist's Rendering
you look like a lying unrepentant heathen Kerry voter to me. CHALLENGE!

 

by nuveeeeena
11-02-04
http://www.adamyoshida.com
' The hell with that. We've won. Winning means not having to say you're sorry... Those who didn't support Bush
can go and perform a certain anatomically impossible act. They lost, now they can sit in the back of the bus!

 

by nuveeeeena
11-02-04
you didn't see me do it. you can't prove it
GOP DELUSION ZONE
I won because Merka is a country of Faith
shut up you dolt. you LOST the election for us in the first debate! do you know how many Diebold execs we had to pay off?
aww unca dick, why ya gotta be that way?

 

by nuveeeeena
11-02-04
at least a few reasons Bush will LOSE
1 DUI from Inebriated State not persuasive 2 2000 Election theft like stomping on anthill.
3 - Dem GOTV, 4 911 overload 5. this faboo ecomony, 6 Neocons pimping 911
based loosely on these HIGHLY
7 Neocons suck, 8 Homophobia is wrong. 9,10,11,12 shortage of pillowcases n' robes
Reasons 13-21. Bush is a legend in his own mind, and his supporters are completely batshit
SCIENTIFIC *choke* projections at http://electionprojection.com /essay1.html
i've got 100 reasons but I'm feeling a bit ADD right now.
why bother. let's go watch the returns

 

by nuveeeeena
11-04-04
This is real
I've been campaigning for Kerry and glad to vote for him.
I don't want my kid going to an elective war. I'm voting Kerry.
Yeah. I was undecided until I got there and realized what a clusterfuck Iraq is. Scuse the language, ma'am.
I've been hosting an Anti-Bush website for years now. Have you seen it?
The Friends Society speak against Bush policies. Naturally, our vote reflects this.
This will be my first time to vote. ABB, baby. Vote or Die.

 

by nuveeeeena
11-04-04
THIS IS REAL
Dude, I'm whipped. This door-to-door business is tiring. We got a lot of votes for Kerry, though!
When we finish voting, you wanna go watch the returns at Players?
I left my gun in the truck.
If ONLY we had Clinton back. *sigh* Fuck the Bush economy.
pick any booth over there and then come back and get an "I Voted" sticker
this is such a wonderful country, really...here I go to vote.

 

by nuveeeeena
11-04-04
Seriously? I have no idea how the machines really work. I just do what they tell me to, and follow the laws, of course.
This just in. Despite Kerry's double digit leads in exit polls nationwide, and despite unparalleled turnout for Kerry
Bush wins the election. Even though it doesn't really make sense if you think about it.
What the fuck?
Even a blind man can see that we've been Diebolded.

 

by nuveeeeena
12-22-04
...and so i'm here in tax court, disputing the tax for the 2000 year.
but... your testimony is that you never paid the tax. Is that what I heard?
yeah.
do you dispute that you owe it?
no. I dispute that my wages are earnings.
effin great

 

by nuveeeeena
12-22-04
..and so i am here in tax court today
pardon, Ms. Pho. Am i understanding that you were indicted for racketeering?
they were legitimate business expenses
the District Court adjudicated it to be a Ponzi scheme
so? I had to travel. A lot.
uh....huh.

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