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| There's so many reasons why being an amoeba would be better than a human. Think about it, amoebas don't have to worry about getting chicks. | |
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| When they wanna have sex, they just split in half. How cool is that? If I were a single celled organism, I'd multiply like nerds at a calculus convention | |
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| I'd be the horniest amoeba ever. Damn right. My life would be one long unicellular orgasm, squirting cytoplasm all over the place. Fuck yeah. | |
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