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by possums
3-04-04
OMG, I totally watsed u!
Lolz, my head fell off!
My pupils went away.
My acne broke out.
Lolz!
Lolz!

 

by possums
3-05-04
HELLO, MANY CHILDERN. I IS BE THE EQUUS. SOMETIMES WHEN I ARE THE CHEW OF FAT, I GAIN WEIGHT.
SO MAYBE YOU IS JOIN THE DYING BABY FUND? LOOK AT THIS CHRISTIAN COALITION.
I bang kids!
Oh, ha I switched the words around. Ho ho ho! Perhaps we should do another take, eh, Director Francis Ford Coppola?
I could just spend 4 years in the editing room.

 

by possums
3-05-04
I mean what's up with Like Water for Choclate? I mean, what's up with that?

 

by possums
3-05-04
Ready?
I guess.
Well?
Let me put it this way...

 

by possums
3-05-04
Leddy for me to rove you rong time?
Werr?
Let me put it this way...
There is no rong time.

 

by possums
3-05-04
Ready?
I guess.
Well?
WEEEEEEEEELLLL.....
Cue the music!
o/ YOU'RE A STUPID BITCH! A STUPID UGLY BITCH! A STUPID UGLY FATASS MORON STUPID UGLY BITCH! o/

 

by possums
3-05-04
Ready?
I guess.
Well?
Let me put it this way...
Hee-hawnk!

 

by possums
3-06-04
UNH! UNH! UNH! UNH! STAYIN' ALIIIIIIIIIIEVEVEEEEEE EAAAIII EEEIEIVEEEE AIUIAAIAEVEEE!
Dinotopia is worse than dong crabs.
AHHHHHH!!! I IS ON THE FIRE!!!!
Dinotopia? More like weasel cheese on crack!
TEH OW.
I do not like this game about dinosaurs.

 

by possums
3-06-04
Ow.

 

by possums
3-06-04
Hahahahaha!
Hahahahahaha!
A nigger!
Say there, Sandla, do you know who stop me on way to supelmaket?
Why no, Ceciria!

 

by possums
3-08-04
OW!! GODAMNIT!!!
Seeya! Would'nt wanna be ya!
Especially not with that 18 inch dildo I just rammed up your ass!

 

by possums
3-08-04
From the depths of this thing over here comes...
JIM AND TED!!!!!
Guffaw!
Guffay!
Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your coat?
I live in a giant bucket.

 

by possums
3-08-04
Ding dong!
Mommy! The plumber is here!
It's Toilet Exorcist! TOILET EXORCIST!!

 

by possums
3-08-04
I am a comma. What the hell am I doing at the beginning of the comic?
Because I said so.
CUT TO 1940!
Hayawakka hayawakka...
Ooo oo ooo oo oo ooo ooo!
CUT TO 2040!!!
This needs salt.

 

by possums
3-09-04
Braaaaaaains....
Wap wa wap waaa?
Brains?
Wap wa wap waaa.
AAAARGH!!!!
Charlie Brown! You blockhead!

 

by possums
3-10-04
Well, folks, today the infamous cult "Clodius Idiosus" took their lives today by drinking tainted Kool-Aid. They were trying to get onto a savior comet.
Wait just a minute... it seems like we're about to get a live feed from said comet and a speech from the cult's leader...
WHO IS BE THE MAN NOW, DOG?!

 

by possums
3-10-04
Well, I'm truly amazed, Mr...
DONKEY. IT ARE EQUUS Q. DONKEYSTEIN, BUT YOU IS CALL ME DONKEY.
Well, how did you go about planning this out, Donkey?
MANY THANKS IS DUE TO LITTLE BOY. HIS NAME ARE BE THE FABIO. IS YOU SHOW YOUR FACE, LITTLE LUBRICANT?
What convinced you to help out Mr. Donkeystein, Fabio?
It was either this or be locked in a room for the rest of eternity watching a version of "Deliverance" dubbed by Donkey. What would YOU have done?

 

by possums
3-10-04
This has to be the single worst porn site on the internet.
HUGE XXX RATED FUCK SHOWS 5423!
I'll complain in a detailed email.
You buffoon! I'll give you what's for!
Soonly...
Looks like I got an email back... actually... I got several emails back! Aww crap!
HUGE XXX RATED FUCK SHOWS NAKED DILDO LADIES!!!

 

by possums
3-12-04
* Money, please.
Hello! Welcome to-
GIMMAH ALL YO MONAH.*
* Money, please.
We don't have any "monah."
STOP LYAN. GIMMA ALL YO MONAH!!!!*
* Money, please.
I'm gonna have to get the manager in here...
STOPED HUMANS.*

 

by possums
3-12-04
Somewhere in rural Stripcreatoria...
Der... what do u sey 2 a ded atenelpoe?
Excuse me... what in heaven's gate are you dooing here?
Canadens make my but expolde.
What the fuck are you talking aboot?
Glad that's oover with.

 

by possums
3-13-04
Hey, Barbie.
Hey, Shrimp.
Get off me!

 

by possums
3-13-04
And now for a little ditty from rap-metal duo Christ on Toast.
DAS BOOT DAS BOOT DAS BOOT DAS BOOT DAS!
Wikka wikka wikka wikka wikka wikka heiney-ho!
Nn-tse! Nn-tse! Nn-tse! Nn-tse!
Boot, boot-ah... das boot, boot-ah... das boot, boot-ah...
DAS BOOT DAS BOOT DAS BOOT DAS BOOT DAS!
Waaaaoww! Widdle-a widdle-a widdle-a weeeeneeeweeow!!!

 

by possums
3-14-04
Horry shit, Ceciria. I can't wait foll Comic Cup Twerve tonight!
Neithel can I! I can't wait to see possums make a foor of himserf.
Word to that. Say, doesn't he own oul sours?
Good question...
ELASED!
ELASED!

 

by possums
3-14-04
Uh I am jason I hav a syth but u cant c it
I is a bunny and i has a shet gunn bt u cant c it neizer
Dy
ok
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by possums
3-15-04
Where the fuck am I?
BIENVENIDOS ç BACON!
Who are you? Why do I look a bartender?
SI!!!! EL BARTENDER ES MUY HOMOSEXUAL!!!
Ow.
HAHAHAHAH

 

by possums
3-15-04
Oh man, I got one coming.
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
SUHWEEET!!!

 

by possums
3-15-04
YEAH!!! YEAH!!! YEAH!!!
So I just pour this hot candle wax on your crotch?
AND AN OSCAR GOES TO THE..... MEL GIBSON FOR A PASSION CHRIST HAS DOG.
BLOOD!!!!! GUTS!!! SEVERED DONKEY PENIS!!!!!!!

 

by possums
3-17-04
I'll spank Spankling!
Oooh!
I'll boink Boinky!
*boink!*
And... I'll... beat Kaufman with a baby?
Pssh! Nice one. You're going to be easy to beat.

 

by possums
3-17-04
Chad, you've got to stop this behavior. You're shooting yourself in the foot!
....your point being...?

 

by possums
3-17-04
Come, Belinda! We shall make babies, and all shall flourish!
How the fuck did you get in my house?!

 

by possums
3-18-04
C3-Winnifield and R2-Vega are on a job from Zed the Hutt...
R-2! We need to get our motha-fukkin' asses ova' t' Tattooine! Les' move, nigga, com' on!
Beedleoboode laweeow...FUCK.
Do y' know what they call a quarter pounder wit' cheese on Tatooine?
Beedleoboode laweeow?
A Twie'ek wit' Wookie Sauce.
Beedleoboode laweeow!

 

by possums
3-18-04
Luke....
DONKEYS!!!!!
TRA LA LA!!!!
..........yes?
Would you like some tiny turkeys?

 

by possums
3-18-04
Here's looking at- what the?
THERE'S A MIDGET ON MY HEAD!!!! THERE'S A MIDGET ON MY HEAD!!!!
Do you hate me, Rick? DO YOU HATE ME, RICK!?
I married a blind goat.
I'ma get the fuck outta here now...
EVERYBODY DANCE!!!!

 

by possums
3-18-04
THE ANGUISH OF FURY or something.
Oh. I am Schindler. Look how stupid I am. Uh... I make lists.
I am a Jew. Piss, piss, moan, moan. Hitler is a ho beast.
Oh I am now going to sympathize with the Jews because I am a big Jew lover.
Hooray!

 

by possums
3-19-04
Hey, Lenny, do you wanna- Lenny?
GOTTLEE GOTTLEE GOTTLEE GOTTLEE!!!! Meh.
Ow!
MeeeeeNORG!! Eee, I'm so neurotic! Myeah!
Somewhere in Athens...
He disemboweled aphrodite! This is bad.
Zeus works in weird ways... weird-ass ways.

 

by possums
3-20-04
Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH!
Take me to your leader.
Why? What do you aliens want from us humans?
You know what we want...
Well, not what I had in mind, but, when in Rome...

 

by possums
3-20-04
Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH!
Take me to your leader.
Why? What do you aliens want from us humans?
You know what we want...
*glorp, glorp*
Well, not what I had in mind, but, when in Rome...

 

by possums
3-20-04
Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH!
Take me to your leader.
Why? What do you aliens want from us humans?
You know what we want...
You want some sucky-sucky? Or some glorpy-glorpy?
Well, not what I had in mind, but, when in Rome...

 

by possums
3-21-04
o/ His name is MikeyG! His name is MikeyG! He has sex with a sheep... and blames it on Meryl Streep. o/
The Hours? More like Hours of Sheep Fucking!
o/ New York is mighty gay! And it will stay that way, If Mike won't go away, it will become more gay. o/
Manhattan was an allright movie... FOR FAGS.
o/ Type O-oh Negative! More like Type Shmegative! Stupid industrial band, sounds like Mike's anal gland. o/
Hey! Anal gland my ass!

 

by possums
3-21-04
Wer did u go.
Wer is u bak.1
I am over her.
Rawk on.1
O no it is the spac.
Word4.

 

by possums
3-21-04
*glorp, glorp*
:)

 

by possums
3-22-04
NIEN!!! JUDEN!!! Kloder est plinten von eaten youren anusen!
What?
Juden von exploden mon crotchen! Owwen!
You disturb me.
CHOMPEN MON YUMMY-GIGESSEN!!!
I don't need this meshugennah shit.

 

by possums
3-22-04
Hey, Ceciria, have you heald of Mikey Gee?
Oh, that lacist pig-fucking assmonger? Shuh, he was my bondage srave rast night!
Werr get this, I'm about to go cut his thloat open and shit in the hore!
Gleat! Can I watch?
Shortry...
Werr, I think It was gleat that you pissed in his eye horres! Hahahahah!
Oh, Berinda, you funny gurror!

 

by possums
3-22-04
MikeyG has a nice conversation with Rush "the Shithead" Limbaugh.
The liberal media has shot us DOWN! We shall arise from the flames and damn abortionists to hell!
Ha ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by possums
3-22-04
MikeyG's intestines are made of penis pumps.
When I have sex with goats, I'm thinking of MikeyG.
MikeyG is nazi facist who believes the Holocaust was a Saturday night matinee about ducks.
RAAR! TOBOR CORNHOLED MIKEYG, MIKEYG COMES BACK FOR MORE!!
MikeyG once shoved a baby so far up his ass, the baby was wearing his esophagus as a hat!
MikeyG makes Roger Ebert look attractive and smart.

 

by possums
3-22-04
Ah! Home sweet home!
I AM THE DEVIL!!! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME!!!!
Hi Satan!
WILL YOU NOT BOW?!
Bow... wow!
AHHH!!! THE CORN!!!!

 

by possums
3-22-04
Awww, yeah. YEAH! That's the one. I'm gonna be gettin' some hot goat ass tonight.
Gnert.
H-hey there, little boy. Would you like to see my trouser snake?
Gnert.
Hours later...
It burns! Who the fuck puts razor blade sheathes on their weiners?!

 

by possums
3-23-04
:)
Oh! OH NO!!! NO!!!!
Animated Sluts 8
W-what are you going to do to me?
GLOGG!!! I AM THE SEX GOD!!! ALL SHALL BOW TO ME!!!! NOW UNDRESS WHILE I READY MY EXPLOSIVE SEMEN!!!
Mikey! Stop masturbating to those pseudo-underage clones and get yer fried chicken!
Coming mother...

 

by possums
3-24-04
I AM THE SEVERED HEAD OF MASTALANGO-KAY!!!! THIS IS MY STORY.
Some guy who looked remarkably like Charlie Sheen was assigned to find me for gold... he was floating down a river in Mexico...
Have you seen this head?
Que?
But little did he know the terrors that were to unfold while in Mexico! MUAHAHAHA
Fuckin' burritos! Damn! *toot*

 

by possums
3-24-04
After a tense battle with the runs...
Allright, Dirty Sanchez. We're gonna have to keep moving if we want to get that severed head!
Que?
*walk, walk* *trudge, trudge*
Say... why do they call you Dirty Sanchez, anyway?
Nome de deus!
I really hope it's not because of that thin layer of brown stuff under your moustache...

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