The Severed Head o' Mastalango-Kay

Author: possums

Date: March 24, 2004

by possums
3-24-04
I AM THE SEVERED HEAD OF MASTALANGO-KAY!!!! THIS IS MY STORY.
Some guy who looked remarkably like Charlie Sheen was assigned to find me for gold... he was floating down a river in Mexico...
Have you seen this head?
Que?
But little did he know the terrors that were to unfold while in Mexico! MUAHAHAHA
Fuckin' burritos! Damn! *toot*