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Timmy is asking Christmas questions again -
Sorry,kid,I don't know who the hell"Good King Wenceslaus" is. I am going to visit someone I met in an online chatroom.
by ralahinn1, 12-16-16

 

For a lot of people, Christmas will come January 2017
Yay, Obama left the Whitehouse!
Singing*It's the most wonderful time of the year!*
by ralahinn1, 12-16-16

 

For a lot of people, Christmas will come January 2017 -
Obama left the Whitehouse!
Singing*It's the most wonderful time of the year!*
by ralahinn1, 12-16-16

 

Timmy's asking questions -
You are "made out of snow". What the heck are you doings exactly when you go "thumpitty, thump, thump "?
by ralahinn1, 12-17-16

 

President elect Trump talks with possible future staff-
WRONG-Aleppo is not one of the Marx Brothers
by ralahinn1, 12-17-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-17-16
It's my dear friend "Tranny Claus". How's it hanging?
I am sad because 3 gay bars closed recently in Baltimore...one is now a drug store
Don't be sad, things will pick up soon
how so?
-new interns in DC...
Is she really talking to me?
Well, hello

 

by ralahinn1
12-17-16
T'was the week before Christmas-
Whelp...time to deck my halls with stuff I find here...falalalala...
Later...
Well, well...someone's going "home for the holidays "
Ulp!

 

by ralahinn1
12-18-16
An IMG true story
I say, Percy,did you know in the state of Maryland,it is against the law to bring a lion into a theater?
Shocking!
This is a law in a state where in it's biggest city, Baltimore, the murder rate is over 300 people for the second year in a row, thanks to black on black crime
Stay classy, Baltimore.

 

by ralahinn1
12-18-16
A holiday appeal from IMG-
This holiday season,if you can, consider opening up your hearts and homes for unfortunate creatures -
While some shelters do not allow adoption over the holidays, others remain open, and some will even wave certain fees
Bobby!
Remember, opening up your hearts and homes to "unfortunate creatures" doesn't mean letting your drunk uncle run your life over the holidays, let him sleep on the floor.

 

Timmy's Christmas Questions-
Are you the bear that Atomic Lunch keeps saying Santa is coming to see?
by ralahinn1, 12-18-16

 

Thanks for inviting me into your home for Christmas dinner, Col. Sanders.
My friend, the pleasure is all mine.
by ralahinn1, 12-18-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-19-16
In the Land-
*Grrrr, why do we have to give up the Cervesa quest and come here?
'tis "Merry Armor up" week ...don't you want your holiday gifts?
They have been handing out the same low level crap and exp. for 5-6 years...not even worth selling.
Your gifts, sir knight
-and have you been a good boy,Demonius?
I got ya "good boy" here, fool, look, it's swingin'

 

by ralahinn1
12-19-16
Surprised Disney hasn't thought of this- "Pirates of the Caribean: Jack Sparrow Saves Christmas"-or does he?
Argh, be making yerself at home St. Nick, Jack's a bit under the weather right now.
Drunk again is he?
Actually, no,in truth Disney be a runnin' out of ideas fer the pap these stories are puttin' out every year or so now, an'Depp is aging an'getting expensive ...
So, Santa is actually saving the franchise?
Arrgh...hopefully,and... Jack Sparrow jr.
Yo ho ho, "you can shiver me timbers", Santa
Whelp, looks like now Disney is showing piracy in 2 ways...stealing money from people who will come see this and Jack Sparrow jr is a butt pirate...

 

by ralahinn1
12-19-16
Somewhere not so far away...
Hey 10-9, there is a new "Star Wars" movie. Want to go see it?
Nope, they depress me, too full of stereo-types and we die first.
Bot Lives Matter!
Uh, if you want to be politically correct, we are Droids, 10-9.
Meh

 

by ralahinn1
12-19-16
A Message from IMG -
This just in- apparently, tis the season to be jolly indeed, as Donald Trump has more than likely won the presidency via the electoral college.
In other news, those who said they would leave the US if Trump won,are now saying they were joking
-even as airports prepare for higher numbers of flights out of the US this holiday season
At the white house...
You done f*cked up big this time, Sheen...
Doan beat me, massah!

 

Timmy's Christmas Questions-
Why do ya wish everyone a"Holly Jolly Christmas"when the only way that would happen is someone halucinating, before dying from eating poison berries?
by ralahinn1, 12-20-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-20-16
Happy birthday, son
Dad, you do this every year, I wasn't born December 25th-it's a wonder you remember my mother...
?
Ulp, got to go, see you later

 

by ralahinn1
12-20-16
At the North Pole-
No, Timmy,the Asians don't have a special Christmas elf named "Slanty Claus".
See, I told you it wasn't true.

 

Home Alone 2016-
No, Kevin,I will not leave you home alone. Gee, you are over18, damn it, go out and buy your own weed, or smoke the tree.
by ralahinn1, 12-20-16

 

At the North Pole
If that fat bastard uses the whip on me this year, I will poo in the chimney when he's climbing down it.
Really? I like the whip,myself.
by ralahinn1, 12-20-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-21-16
Timmy's Christmas Questions-
No, Timmy, you don't need"Christmas shoes" to come see me-
-what is needed after hearing that song is "ear bleach" or the song writer needs to go back to drinking.

 

At the North Pole-
What is a"fleshlight", and why does Bobby say you should give me one for Christmas?
by ralahinn1, 12-21-16

 

Bobby has advice for departing President Obama-
Get a job as a college professor dude. You can lie all you want to, and they won't fire you there. I hear that people like having a class they can sleep in or show up drunk or high and still pass.
by ralahinn1, 12-21-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-22-16
Uh, the guys sent me over to say you aren't dressed to march in a Christmas parade.
Huh, you're joking right? This isn't for "gay pride"?

 

by ralahinn1
12-23-16
Ivanka, this gentleman wants to speak with you
I am so sorry I acted like a beast, you know,new mom hormones raging and stuff...
Ummmhummm

 

Somewhere not so far away-
Is it true?The princess is in the hospital ?!
Yes, true. I hear she got sick after seeing that old "Star Wars Christmas Special" on You Tube.
by ralahinn1, 12-23-16

 

Somewhere not so far away-
When I go into office next month, you'll take the ex-president back to his home world, right?
Nope
by ralahinn1, 12-23-16

 

Christmas Eve at the local bar-
Hello, I have a call for Harold Angel, is he there?
Every year...
by ralahinn1, 12-23-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-24-16
Ah, the Holidays-
Hello, lovers of the Christmas season, we are here to pick the most popular person this time of year^_^
Who ever will it be, the suspense is killing me!
We have a winner!
Yo, I hear Jack Daniels made it in second place.

 

Somewhere in the city-
All I want for Christmas is that no one dies this holiday weekend. Peace and Blessings to all.
by ralahinn1, 12-24-16

 

No, it's not another gift for you... I gotta get it to Vince, it's for Marsellus!
by ralahinn1, 12-25-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-25-16
"ring-ring"
Who could be calling me?
out?
Yoshi?
Hi,Merry Christmas ^_^
Great,looking forward to it,been missing you
Just wanted you to know I am flying in to visit you for New years eve

 

At the North Pole-
Cough-cough!
That gay guy was hiding in the tree again wasn't he... Nick, I told you before to take the candy canes OFF the tree before sucking them.
by ralahinn1, 12-25-16

 

In a barn yard-
Hello, I have a call for Beth Le Ham? I am looking for Beth Le Ham.
Every year...
by ralahinn1, 12-25-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-26-16
Christmas day 2016-
Nailed it
I know I asked you to bring someone unexpected , but...
Year's not over yet^_^
Don't get cocky

 

Timmy's still asking questions-
No, Timmy- putting your middle finger up and singing "una paloma blanca"is not a new year's blessing.
by ralahinn1, 12-26-16

 

Hmmm, anyone else smell bull shit and hear crickets around here?
If I had the chance to run a third term- I would have won.
by ralahinn1, 12-26-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-27-16
Downstairs-
Is he busy?
I'd leave him alone, if I were you, Obama and he are planning stuff...
I don't want to interupt his "Sexy happy time" then.
Stick around though, you always give him a good laugh. Obama's idiotic speeches have been depressing even him.
Well, he should be happy soon, Michelle, says she may run.
Damn, better bring out the heaters, gonna be a cold day here if she wins.

 

by ralahinn1
12-27-16
The princess is dead
:(
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

On the set of yet another "Star Wars"movie-
What's the hold up now?
Lucas, Disney, and Abrams are arguing about if it's too soon to bring out cgi Leia.
by ralahinn1, 12-27-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-27-16
At a local bar-
The "nice" version of George Michaels death, is that he was found by his partner after dying peacefully in his sleep.
At a local bar-
The new version of the story is he died during a drug- fueled orgy.
faaabuuulous

 

Timmy's questions-
Do you think there will be a new ride at Disney, with Princess Leia in a glass coffin, like Snow White and some nuns?
by ralahinn1, 12-28-16

 

Outside a New Jersey gas station-
Ok,I'll put out an "apb" for an "armed and dangerous man"for the attempted theft of $2 of gas from your station...
by ralahinn1, 12-28-16

 

True story, google it-
For me?How nice.
These 6 caneries were going to be a birthday gift for a woman in Alabama, but a mail truck ran over the box. They delivered it anyway.
by ralahinn1, 12-28-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-28-16
At the Zuckerman farm-
No!
Wilber- Charlotte's in the hospital!
Downstairs-
Really? A two for one? My man.
Meh, haven't fully committed yet...

 

by ralahinn1
12-28-16
This just in, Debbie Reynolds, mother of Carrie Fisher, who passed away yesterday, has died.
Upstairs-
Really?

 

by ralahinn1
12-28-16
Honey, come on to bed
Nope, gonna stay up all night to see if the usual you tube nut jobs blame the Illuminati or aliens for the deaths of Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds.

 

At a temple-
No, my little friend, the princess can't come back as a Droid. Her mom may come back as a spider though, who can say.
by ralahinn1, 12-29-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-29-16
Knock- knock
Who can that be?
A short while later-
I missed you.
What a surprise, I wasn't expecting you until new year's eve.
That's no fun.
You could have called and let me pick you up.

 

by ralahinn1
12-29-16

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