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by themushroom
4-21-20
Our liberties are being trampled on! We should be able to do anything we want and be free to assemble in large groups! MURIKA!
The governor is stupid! They try to take my flag and my automatic rifle, now they want us to wear masks and wash our hands?! This is a hoax!!
Social Darwinism votes Republican.
You were right, they all shook my hand. I owe you five bucks.
Call it even, man. They'll figure it out in a couple weeks. Thank you for (heh) spreading the knowledge.

 

by themushroom
6-30-22
Management at the store TGG works at go back and forth as to whether masks are required on workers. This week, they're off. Semi-coincidentally, there's an outbreak in this area.
Not dead yet, to anyone's shock, so not a threat.
She doesn't particularly care because she's vaccinated, hasn't pulled up sick, and has not taken a day off in three years. Thing is, she deals with stupid poxy people all day long.
Not dead yet, to my surprise, so not a threat... or from the virus anyhoo.
Especially coworkers and manage-ment, because they are wage slaves and wage slavedrivers. The customers have the ability to stay home.
Manditory 2-hr all-staff Saturday 6am, the 400 sq ft meeting room.
Death sentence.

 

by themushroom
7-12-22
There are various ways another person can ring your chimes. One of the most popular is oral sex. You might think it is weird to have a face in your girlie business, but it works.
You want to do whaaat?
I want to eat your pussy, s'il te plaît.
In oral sex, your partner uses their tongue to stimulate your clitorus. This has proven to be more sure-fire a method than relying upon a man's penis to do the job.
Eww! That is so against my religion and diiirty!
C'mon... Don't knock it 'til you try it, ma chere.
While it's always a good idea to be springtime fresh down there, for some partners it's not an absolute requirement. Just don't wipe your butt forward into your groove, ever.
OMG! You were right, that was amaaaazing!
I shoulda asked if you were on your period first.

 

by themushroom
2-06-24
Target Greeter Girl has held her job for a full decade! She now makes more per hour than every cashier and a third of the management.
So how come you have never tried to become a cashier?
The only thing I have to say to customers is "welcome!" and "goodbye!"
Not everyone on her team understood why she'd spend a decade of her life in such a simple position.
So how come you have never moved to one of the departments?
The only thing I have to say to customers is "welcome!" and "goodbye!"
With the high turnover rate at the store and her longevity, she knew she didn't have to actually work to get paid better than those who do.
So how come you have never moved onto another job?
The only thing I have to say to customers is "welcome!" and "goodbye!"

 

by themushroom
12-20-24
Hey, what ever happened to Random Comics Layout Guy
Hey, what ever happened to Arbitrary Ardvark?
Hey, what ever happened to Attitude Chicka?
Hey, what ever happened to consequences of one's actions?

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