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by Alexandra
10-22-03
Wanna know why its called the "X-BOX"?
Its an X-TREME BOX!!

 

by Alexandra
10-23-03
Dude, check it out!
Whats going on? Is it a fight?
They're doin a freestyle.
No...Fucking...WAY.
YES, THIS ONE IS ALSO COMPLETELY TRUE. THERE WAS A FUCKING FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE AT MY SCHOOL.
Ya, they do it all the time after school.
ALEX SENT ME HERE BECAUSE HE IS UNABLE TO SPEAK WHILE BOTH CRYING AND LAUHGING SO INTENSELY.

 

by Alexandra
10-26-03
We killed all the pretty people.
Now its just us uglies.
LONG LIVE THE UGLIES!!
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!
Why would we want the revolution to live? Don't we want a swift takeover?
VIVA LA GAYSECKS!@!

 

by Alexandra
10-26-03
I went to the bathroom.
Ew. Did you like it?
No. : (
: (
JK. It was me that went to the bathroom. lol, you fell for it.

 

by Alexandra
10-26-03
NIGGERS NIGGERS EVEYWHERE BUT NOT A HOE TO FUCK.

 

by Alexandra
10-26-03
I WAS KIDDING. I DONT HATE BLACK PEOPLE.
WE DONT BELIEVE YOU. THAT IS A HURTFUL WORD AND IT REPRESENTS EVERYTHING ABOUT RACISM THAT WE HATE.
BUT I DON'T HATE BLACK PEOPLE. I MEANT IT TO BE FUNNY. IT WAS JUST AN ATTEMPT AT USINF FAUX RACISM IN A COMIC.
NO. IT IS INNAPROPRIATE.
WE SURE SHOWD HIM.
LOL. YOU SPELLED SHOWED RONG. US MINORITIES SURE CAN'T SPELL. ROFL.

 

by Alexandra
10-28-03
ALEX IS TOO DISSAPOINTED TO MAKE A COMIC TODAY.
HES MOPING AROUND.
SO WE DECIDED TO MAKE ONE.
YES WE DID.
BUT THEN ALEX FOUND OUT AND TOLD US OUR PENISES WERE TOO SMALL TO WRITE A GOOD COMIC. :(
HE IS PROBABLY RIGHT. :(

 

by Alexandra
10-29-03
I HATE ALL OF THE FOLLOLWING THINGS:
PEOPLE WHO CANT SPEAK ENGLISH BUT HAVE BEEN TAUGHT ENGLISH EXTENSIVELY.
THAT "YOU ARE MY SHINING STAR" VIDEO CAM COMMERCIAL
PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE FUNNY BUT AREN'T. (UNINTENTIONALLY DOESN'T COUNT)
GROSS TEENAGE KISSING. YOU KNOW EXACT-FUCKING-LLY WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT TOO.
THATS IT.

 

by Alexandra
10-29-03
I CHANGED MY MIND, THERE ARE A FEW MORE THINGS I FUCKING HATE:
WHEN PEOPLE ARE OVERLY PRESUMPTUOUS AND TRICK ME INTO BEING SO.
CHEESE PIZZA.
BEING DISSAPOINTED OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
BEING A WHINY LITTLE BITCH.
LOO.

 

by Alexandra
10-30-03
HEY BOSS, LETS GO GET SOME SEEDS
FUCK YOU
:(
IM GONNA GO HAVE BEJIOU EAT MY TESTICLES.
IM SO FUCKING CUTE.

 

by Alexandra
10-31-03
FOR HALLOWEEN I DRESSED UP AS MYSELF.
IT WAS COOL.
I put my spunk in your Red Bull.

 

by Alexandra
11-01-03
SUXXOR. :(
:(
LOO
I hate you. :(
Make Russian love to me.

 

by Alexandra
11-01-03
FUCK!

 

by Alexandra
11-01-03
HA!
HOO-
HA!
HOO!
HAHA!!
GAY

 

by Alexandra
11-02-03
FUCK FUCK SUXXOR CUNT WOP TIT SHIT CRAP FUCK ASS SPIC JEW SONOFA MOTHER FUCKING GOOBBLE GOO MILK NIGLET BUTTPIRATE FUCK.
I HATE PUPPIES.

 

by Alexandra
11-02-03
FUCK

 

by Alexandra
11-03-03
CKY MAKES ME FEEL SEXY
STILL TALKIN BOUT THE ONLY WAY OUT
I KNOW ITS GOINNA GET ME AGAIN
CKY MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A SEXY DUDE
I HOPE THE DEMON DOESN'T LIVE INSIDE YOU
I KNOW ITS GONNA GET ME AGAIN
CKY MAKES ME WANT TO DO IT
IM SERIOUS.
ID DO YOU TO CKY.

 

by Alexandra
11-05-03
I am. I swear.
LOL!
: (
Go ahead then. I'll help.
Well? Go ahead!

 

by Alexandra
11-05-03
ARE U MY BAD CONSCIENSE?
You just murdered the english language.
O NO! YOU GT TO ME!
I think I have a boner.

 

by Alexandra
11-06-03
FUCK

 

by Alexandra
11-07-03
So I go, "OMG I WANT TO DO YOU"
and then I say, "NO, BECAUSE I HAVE THE MONEY AND U HAVE DISEESES"
ya. i think thats how it goes.
Ok. Lets do it.
OMG I WANT TO DO YOU
NO, BECAUSE I HAVE THE MONEY AND U HAVE DISEESES

 

by Alexandra
11-07-03
Maybe...Maybe if I...
No...no...
: /
We could buy a book or something. : /
: (

 

by Alexandra
11-07-03
FUCK

 

by Alexandra
11-07-03
Ya. So...Ya.
FUCK. WHY ARE YOU MAKING A SERIOUS COMIC?
well...yunno...so people can read it and be like, " oh, hey! So thats whats up with Alex."
DO YOU EVEN CARE THAT NO ONE READS THESE?
PWNED
HAHAHA SHO' NUF'.

 

by Alexandra
11-07-03
MEMEMEMEMEMEME MEMEMEMEMEMEME MEMEMEMEMEMEME MEMEMEMEMEMEME MEMEMEMEMEMEME MEMEMEMEMEMEME MEMEMEMEMEMEME MEMEMEMEMEMEME MEMEMEMEMEMEME
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
NIGGER.

 

by Alexandra
11-08-03
I TRICKED YOU FUCKERS
HAHA. last comic my ass.
fo shizzle.
No, thatd be stupid.
Dur.
I can't make my last comic until someone besides Zac reads them.
LOO

 

by Alexandra
11-09-03
I WANT TO TELL SOMEONE SOMETHING
OMG POST IT ON YOUR LIVEJOURNAL
*POST POST*
*READ READ*
SHIT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE POSTED THAT.
*SPIT*

 

by Alexandra
11-09-03
RAPE
OMG WHUT WHUT?
THERES A GUY RAPING A GIRL.
OMG!!!!
ELSEWHERE
OMG HELP!!

 

by Alexandra
11-09-03
^_^
pspspspspsps.
WTF?
I'm sleeping.
SUPAR LOO!!
^_^

 

by Alexandra
11-09-03
WHAT IF GOD WAS A CAKE?
WAHT IF?
WHAT IF GOD WAS A BASEBALL BAT?
WAHT IF?
WHAT IF GOD WAS MY BROWN?
WAHT IF?

 

by Alexandra
11-10-03
FUCK

 

by Alexandra
11-10-03
HOW MANY WHITE GUYS DOES IT TAKE TO PLEASE A WOMAN?
I DON'T KNOW. HOW MANY?
5 BAJILLION!!
HAHA! SO TRUE!!!!
: (
: (

 

by Alexandra
11-10-03
HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT I AM SEXIER THAN YOU?
YES. : (
SRRY. I <3 U FO' EVA' ^^
AWWW. <3 ^^
CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A THREESOME?
: (

 

by Alexandra
11-11-03
MAKE. MAKE. MAKE.
ITS AN EXCELLENT WORD. I WOULD VENTURE TO SAY IT IS ONE OF MY PERSONAL FAVORITES. IT HAS A FEEL TO IT THAT GIVES ONE A SENSE OF DETERMINATION, SUPREMACY, AND ANXIOUS WORRY.
FORCE. FORCE. FORCE.
THE WORD MEANS SO MUCH. STRENGTH, EVIL, JUTICE, FEAR, WRONGDOING; ALL DELICATELY PAINT OVER THE MEANING OF THIS AMAZING WORD.
FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
ONLY FAGGOTS USE THIS WORD.

 

by Alexandra
11-11-03
I AM SORRY FOR THE DECLINING QUALITY OF THESE COMICS.
OUR CHEIF EDITOR IS HAVING EMO ISSUES.
LOL. EMO. WHY DOESNT HE GO TO A CONCERT AND CRY ON HIS FRIEND'S SHOULDER.
HAHAHAHA. THAT IS AWESOME. AND SO TRUE.
Somewhere in Williamsburg, VA.
We all siiinnng the sooongs of seperaaation!! :*(
Alex, I'm going to CW with Jeremy. Try not to cry on the furniture while your home alone.

 

by Alexandra
11-11-03
OMFG I AM SORRY
"YOUR" IN THE LAST COMIC WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A "YOU'RE"
THE OWNERS OF THESE COMICS AND THEIR AFFILIATES WISH TO HUMBLY APPOLOGIZE FOR THIS GRAVE ERROR.

 

by Alexandra
11-11-03
I MADE A DISGUISE THAT I CAN WEAR TO SCHOOL SO THAT NO ONE WILL RECOGNIZE ME AND I WILL FIND OUT THE TRUTH ABOUT EVERYTHING.
YOU ARE A MOST CLEVER SCHOLAR AND STUDENT OF THE SCHOOLING, MR.ALEX.
Several moments later
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I THINK YOU R TEH FAGZORZ.
I BELIEVE MY MONOCLE JUST FELL INTO MY GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE M'LADY. :O
LOLZ.

 

by Alexandra
11-13-03
My new excersises...
I thought they were fun... I thought they would be good for me...
THEY ARE A PERMANENT NUMBING AGENT. IT FEELS LIKE MAKING FIRE WITH MY HAND AND A ROD.
HAHAHAHAHA.

 

by Alexandra
11-13-03
I TRIED TO MAKE BABIES WITH MY DAD ONCE WHEN I WAS FOUR.
HOW DID YOU DO IT?
NAKED.
loo

 

by Alexandra
11-13-03
I know how to spell excercise
I think I'm going to fall into another depression whereupon the quality of my comics will revert to a more LiveJournal-esque nature.
I may replace myself as this image as a symbolic gesture of protest against the unfortunate circumstances of my life. Probably not though, since I am a matador.

 

by Alexandra
11-15-03
Whats it gonna be?
Trick or Treat?
Trick AND Treat!! :O
...
...
I'm impressed by this comic. : /
A VERY SPECIAL 2 PART FUCK COMICS COMING UP NEXT

 

by Alexandra
11-15-03
fuck?...

 

by Alexandra
11-15-03
This very special two part FUCK comics was brought to you by Suxxor inc.
Suxxor inc. For when you don't have the physical ability to crush your nuts with the blunt of your own teeth but desire the mental equivalent.
FUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUCK!!!!!!!

 

by Alexandra
11-15-03
YESTERDAY I MADE A PICTURE THAT HAD ME IN IT.
WERE YOU DEAD IN IT?
STFU NIGGER. >:
LOLOLOL
PRODUCT PLACEMENT COMES TO STRIPCREATOR
IT WAS MY MUG SHOT FROM PROSTITUTING MYSELF. : (
DO YOU WANT TO GO TO RUBY TUESDAYS? :O

 

by Alexandra
11-15-03
As far as I can tell only three people exist: people wh-
WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE? I BET THIS IS SOMETHING REALLY PROFOUND AND DEEPLY IMPORTANT AND NOT AN ANGSTY OR MIDDLEAGED EXPRESSION OF YOUR ANGER AT A GROUP OF PEOPLE.
: (
;p
This was going to be my clever and romantic way of proposing to you.... : (
Ok. : /

 

by Alexandra
11-15-03
WOULD YOU BELIEVE IM A GYNECOLOGIST??

 

by Alexandra
11-16-03
HE WOULD MAKE 2 THOUSAND CAKES. GOOD ONES.
HE WOULD LIGHT HIMSELF ON FIRE AND BURN PAINFULLY.
HE WOULD FIGHT A GIANT MONSTER WITH A SLINGSHOT AND HIS SELF GAUGED OUT EYEBALLS.
HE WOULD FUCK HIS WHOLE FAMILY. THREE TIMES ON SEPERATE OCCASIONS. IN PUBLIC. WEARING A COWBOY HAT AND A DOMINATRIX OUTFIT. IN CLOWN MAKEUP.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
HE'D DO IT MOTHERFUCKERS.

 

by Alexandra
11-16-03
HELLOOOO. I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER A PIZZA. A LARGE PIZZA. ONE WITH TOPPINGS. ALL KIND OF TOPPINGS.
I MOST CERTAINLY AM NOT A NIGGER!! GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!! *CLICK*

 

by Alexandra
11-16-03
Dude...
?
...
What?
You are sooooo sexy.
*blush*

 

by Alexandra
11-16-03
Is that new shirt?
WTF man, we don't wear shirts. :rolleys
Oh yeah... heh... forgot.
Dude, how could you forget?
Well I just wanted to give you a compliment...you look really good today is all. ^^
Awwwww. ^^ ~ air kisses~

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