I'll do it motherfuckers. I'll do it.

Author: Alexandra

Date: November 16, 2003

by Alexandra
11-16-03
HE WOULD MAKE 2 THOUSAND CAKES. GOOD ONES.
HE WOULD LIGHT HIMSELF ON FIRE AND BURN PAINFULLY.
HE WOULD FIGHT A GIANT MONSTER WITH A SLINGSHOT AND HIS SELF GAUGED OUT EYEBALLS.
HE WOULD FUCK HIS WHOLE FAMILY. THREE TIMES ON SEPERATE OCCASIONS. IN PUBLIC. WEARING A COWBOY HAT AND A DOMINATRIX OUTFIT. IN CLOWN MAKEUP.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
HE'D DO IT MOTHERFUCKERS.