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by Benco
1-03-03
Japanese people are making very evil cartoons. ONes in which give you internal knightmares.
MARK DID YOU HAVE A POKEMON SEIZURE AS A CHILD
No I am a child...
SO DID YOU HAVE A POKEMON SEIZURE YESTERDAY?

 

by Benco
1-03-03
Pokemon, serious, bad Japanese anime, and worst of all, those stinking monsters that don't exist.
At least springfield exists.
JESUS MARKLU
Jesus is also bad anime.

 

by Benco
1-03-03
MARKLU DO YOU LIKE GIRLS YET
Yes, already. Although I am on #67 already.
#67 WHAT
67th girlfriend.
REALLY
I dumped the rest.

 

by Benco
1-03-03
MARKLU HOW MANY OF YOUR 67 GIRLFRIENDS WERE IMAGINARY
none
Actually, 2
MARK LU HOW MANY OF THEM BLEW YOU
only 3.
AND YOU WERE REALLY JUST THEIR WHEELCHAIR OPERATOR

 

by Benco
1-03-03
WHEN MARKLU SAYS GIRLFRIENDS HE'S TALKING ABOUT THOSE NEW ASIAN LOVE PILLOWS
no. no pillows.
I MEAN COME ON
HE'S AZN
HE CAN GET ALL THE BOOTLEG LOVE PILLOWS
SO IF HE WANTS 67...

 

by Benco
1-03-03
Lisa is ugly and she is really a dope, she got the simpson genes.
SHE'S ON DOPE
MARK YOU SMOKE LISA
no I smoke cola
WHAT?
WHAT THE HELL?

 

by Benco
1-03-03
A POINT IS 0D
a point is 2d.
IF ITS 2D IT CANT BE A POINT
Well, if you shrink a square to the smallest it can get, it's a point. Try it.
NO MARK, ITS A VERY SMALL SQUARE.
SO IF I EXPAND A SQARE IT BECOMES 100D...

 

by Benco
1-03-03
4D - movement
5D - heat
6D - sound
OH MY GOD

 

by Benco
1-03-03
4d is time.
MAKE UP YOUR MIND
MARK LU I WISH YOU COULD BE MY SCIENCE TEACHER
NOT ONLY DOES MARKLU EXCEL AT C, HE IS THE MASTER OF GEOMETRY
So if a thing is different at every point of time, it is 4d...

 

by Benco
1-03-03
The world is 6D.
7D IS NINTENDO
8D IS SMILEYS

 

by Benco
1-03-03
100Sides = 2D or 3D
no, 100 sides = 2D.
100 VERTICIES = 3D
100 FACES = 3D
100 DICKS IN MY MOUTH = PARTY

 

by Benco
1-03-03
*******
IMAGINE EACH ASTERICK IS A "UNIVERSE". THAT LINE IS 4D, AKA "TIME".
NOW IMAGINE THE ASTERISKS IN A THREE BY THREE SQUARE, THUS 5D.
THEN YOU CAN HAVE A CUBE, THUS 6D.
THE GOOD THING ABOUT HAVING MY OWN COMPUTER IS THAT I CAN JIZZ ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD AND NOT FEEL GUILTY THAT MY FAMILY IS GOING TO TYPE ON IT

 

by Benco
1-03-03
WAIT WAIT I FIGURED IT OUT: NINTENDO 64 = 3D
SNES = 2D
NES = 1D
SO GAMECUBE = 4D
DAVE WHAT'S VIRTUAL BOY?
A PIECE OF SHIT

 

by Benco
1-03-03
WHO HERE HAS FOUND MY EASTER EGG
* ExcelBlue makes a destructinve easteregg.
Oh no a destructinve easter egg! I've got to BE CAREFUL and NOT add said egg.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A DESTRUCTINVE EASTEREGG YOU FUCKER
You could do it.
NO YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE 'DESTRUCTINVE' ISN'T A WORD

 

by Benco
1-03-03
get out of here, you faggot... Opp-s, wrong channel. Supposed to be in the channel (Real Life)
TIME TO ERADICATE ALL FAGGOTS
* Dave2 sets mode +b *!*@w124.z064002216.den-co.dsl.cnc.net
SINCE MARKLU TOLD ME TO
* Marklu has been kicked by Dave2 (BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME TO)

 

by Benco
1-03-03
I LOVE HOW PEOPLE GET HIT IN THE HEAD IN THE REAL LIFE AND GO "OW!" IN IRC
ow, ow, ow! on no,
I'M FUCK
EXCEL HOW ABOUT WE TRY IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
I PUNCH YOU ON IRC AND YOU RUN AROUND SCREAMING IN REAL LIFE
ok

 

by Benco
1-03-03
EsperNet: The network of a kill s
THE NETWORK OF MARKLU BEING STUPID
I'm like this on AustNet, and DALnet, and Undernet, and EFnet, and PFnet, and ExcelexNet
FAGNET
FagNet, also.

 

by Benco
1-03-03
TOO BAD EXCELEXNET DOESN'T EXIST
It does.
AND IT'S ALSO TOO BAD MARKLU IS DUMB
I run it.
YEAH IN YOUR DREAMS.
EROTIC DREAMS OF HEAT!

 

by Benco
1-03-03
MARKLU THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY YOU CAN GET US TO RESPECT YOU
YOU HAVE TO RAPE LITTLE GIRLS AND POST PICTURES OF IT ON THE INTERNET
how?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW

 

by Benco
1-03-03
Sleep bad...
Gave a bad night,
and make sure you snozze out of the windwos like popeye.
and cut a hole in your head before sleeping...
:D

 

by Benco
1-09-03
"You must submit an original essay between 800 and 1,000 words with a bibliography."
800 words? Chris
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That's barley more than a page nad a quarter. Come to think of it, that's actually really difficlt
Oh god typing abilities failing :(
Chase has your soul

 

by Benco
1-09-03
I can't think of a conclusion for this stupid essay
WHATS IT ABOUT
Okay, here's the title: “The conversion narrative dominates the literature of the women’s Suffrage movement but speaks only to the converted.” Discuss with reference to HOW THE VOTE WAS WON"
"IT'S NOT RELEVANT"
"THE END"
Amazing!

 

by Benco
1-09-03
That's the real joke... That was a fake ban. You know, that one.
I had my project halt,
when all the sudden, I need a font.
SKULLIE WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT

 

by Benco
1-09-03
WHO STILL WANTS MARKLU IN HIM? I MEAN HERE.
hahahahaha
That was a slipp of the tungue. You let slipp your innnermost desires
I LET MORE THAN THAT SLIPP (PPPPPPPP)
WAIT MARKLU WERE YOU LAUGHING AT ME
yes.

 

by Benco
1-09-03
I "faked" ADHD to get a prescription, right?
Quotes because "faking ADHD" = "Doctor, I'm a teenager, and I don't get good grades"
An hour after I suddenly got this urge to write things.
Just things!
Did you write anything besides the word 'things' over and over?

 

by Benco
1-09-03
"90mg: Don't do this. I went absolutely insane at this level. I wrote fifteen pages of absolute nonsense about why god exists and why I am god and why there is no god..."
He proved he didn't exist?
Yeah!
HOLY SHIT I HAVE to do Ritalin
If anyone finds it, say you lived in America for a year and you got it free for visiting.

 

by Benco
1-09-03
Funk, go find some in your neighborhood
How is it all of you brits know where the drug dealers are?
We look for the men who aren't wearing bowlers - they're a rum sort.
I can't even tell if you're joking =\

 

by Benco
1-09-03
HEY
CRAZY GRANDMA BROKE THE PHONE
SHE WAS SCREAMING AT US
AND THEN SHE SLAMMED THE PHONE DOWN
AND BROKE THE ENTIRE RECIEVER
AND SHE'S ACTING LIKE SHE NEVER SLAMMED THE PHONE DOWN IN HER LIFE AND IT'S JUST A POOR BRITISH NIGGERPHONE

 

by Benco
1-09-03
THIS PERSON HERE SAYS YOU'RE A BITCH
WHO'S A BITCH
YOU
WHO SAYS
THIS PERSON HERE

 

by Benco
1-09-03
Crank plz get Mr. Alert to install the font changing thing on z2
I'll kiss you ON THE FACE
FUNK *I* CAN DO THAT
craNK, you mean to say you can kiss yourself on the face?
NADIR THAT TOO
I have new found respect!

 

by Benco
1-10-03
TYRANNOUS'S REALLY YOUNG ISN'T HE? YOUNGER THAN ANY OF US
He's about 13 or something. His big sister defended him one time
hehe rock on! i want an older sister to defend me
YOU HAVE GWYNZILLA
SHE'LL DEFEND YOU AGAINST ALL OF NATURE

 

by Benco
1-10-03
JEEEEEZUS LOVES HIS LITTLE CHIIIILDREN
ALL THE LITTLE CHILDREN OF THE LOOOORD
RED AND YELLO, BLACK AND WHITE, THEY ARE PRECIOUS IN HIS SIGHT
EXCEPT THE FAGS

 

by Benco
1-10-03
john: what does "stobbing" mean?
Stobbing: complaining, I think. It can also mean poking with a stick.
zamros! i stobbed you and you stobbed about it!
..................SHUT UP WIL
*stob*
NO, NO. SHUT UP.

 

by Benco
1-10-03
FUNK IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND PSEUDAI? ANSWER HONESTLY.
Donut we have some very interesting conversations: Funk- How are you feeling today?
Girlfriend v.3- FUCKS are today RYOSUCK HOMOE SEX
SHE LOVES RY0
D:

 

by Benco
1-10-03
I REMOVE DRAC FROM MY FRIENDS LIST EVERY TIME HE POSTS PORN TOO
THE PICTURE IN MY LAST POST ACTUALLY HAD A PURPOSE. IT WAS METAPHORICAL
THAT ASS SYMBOLIZED MY ASS
THAT CUCUMBER SYMBOLIZED THE STRUGGLE OF THE WHITE MAN

 

by Benco
1-10-03
OH MAN THIS POST: "i don't feel guilty about eating meat, mostly because if those animals could, they'd probably eat me as well."
SEE THOSE RAVENOUS COWS OVER IN THE FIELDS

 

by Benco
1-11-03
NOTICE HOW SEXYBOY STOPPED TALKING ONCE WE MENTIONED GIRLS
I WAS BUSY JERKING
PRECIOUS JERKABLES
SERIOUS FISTABLES
TO JERK PERCHANCE TO SPURT
I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU, COVERED IN CANDLE WAX AND TIED TO A CHAIR

 

by Benco
1-11-03
"AVRIL LAVIGNE: TRY TO SHUT ME UP TOUR"
SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE

 

by Benco
1-12-03
http://zzt.the-underdogs.org/fora/viewtopic.php?t=1220 THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH
That's so great. I can see them in their boardroom discussing the "ZZT paradigm shift" and how to successfully market their latest product
And then their mum coming down with sandwiches and fizzy pop
"You kids are so cute with your little ZIT games!"
"It's Z Z T, Mom!! And we're not cute, we're HANDSOME MEN"
"Whatever you say, handsome man!! God I love my kid!"

 

by Benco
1-12-03
"It's not good for you to be staring at that computer screen for so long! Oh, and your sister said she wanted to check on her 'neo pet', so if you wouldn't mind, give her a chance sometime!"
"But mom! I need to reallign my marketing paradigm to Bluehand Incs new model of consumer gratification!"
"I call this board meetng to session. Our first topic of conversation is how much my sister sucks. Bobby, I believe your project to draw a picture of her being fat in ZZT is underway?"
"John! You got rid of the yellow borders! My market research tells me that our audience likes yellow, he said, and I quote 'its the colour of mummie's sunflowers'"
"And afterall, the sunflower IS the state flower, and if our consumers see yellow borders, they'll see how much state pride we have! We could go NATIONAL."

 

by Benco
1-12-03
"Mom! You deleted ZZT!" "Well I'm sorry son, but this is the family computer and we don't have enough space for 'ZIT'"
"But Mom!!!" "No buts, young man. Your father's office work is more important than such dillydallying!"
"Carry on like this and you wont be allowed to use the computer for two weeks young man!"
A ZZT EXECUTIVE'S LIFE IS FRAUGHT WITH TERROR

 

by Benco
1-12-03
I'd better warn you that Scarlet, Green is not really that much prettier than it was when you sent it to me. It's incredibly difficult to make offices and things look interesting...
Oh, well, it was hideous when I sent it to you, so your changes couldn't have HURT.
But they might sting. (chortle)
Sting. Well, I'll be watching you, then.
WITH FUNK IN CHARGE THEY WON'T STING
THEY'LL BLING BLING OHHH

 

by Benco
1-12-03
Putting dogs in Leotards is CRUELTY
Not as cruel as putting dogs in leopards
Thats what you do when your dog likes to chase cats.
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT FIDO!
DOWN THE COLON BOY

 

by Benco
1-12-03
I thought MarkLu was on the PZZT staff =(((((
HE WAS NAUGHTY SO HE GOT KICKED OFF
='(
The rule about not flaming 'Barnies' must have been too controversial for the site.

 

by Benco
1-12-03
dammit
I GOTTA SELL THE REST OF MY SOCKS IN RAGNAROK BY 1AM
ADVERTISE THEM AS "LIMITED EDITION RAGNASOKS" AND SEE IF PLAYERS BUY THEM.

 

by Benco
1-12-03
Chase and Wells should make games together
Because Wells is great at everything ZZT related except graphics, and Chase sucks at everything BUT graphics
FUNK IT WOULD NEVER WORK
Ryo why?
CHASE WOULD GO "CUT CUT CUT!!! YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG YOU CAN'T WRITE AT ALL. HERE, LET ME PASTE THE STORYLINE FROM 'STAR OCEAN'"

 

by Benco
1-12-03
"sorry guys i try my hardest to respond to everyones journal just that im soo nervous and anxious to see my baby im 6 days overdue so im gonna be nervous so me apologizing to all of ya"
MORE EVIDENCE THAT MMORA IS JUST FAT, NOT PREGNANT
SHE PROBABLY ATE A BABY WHOLE WHICH IS HOW IT'S SHOWING UP ON THE ULTRASOUND

 

by Benco
1-12-03
NADIR WAS GOODY MCCHOIRBOY NOT SMOKING AND HAVING LIKE ONE DRINK
"DON'T DRINK DON'T SMOKE WHAT DO YOU DO?"
DRAWS FURRY PORN, THAT'S WHAT :(

 

by Benco
1-12-03
AND HE JUMPED OVER KRACKENS BED
KARRDE YES :D I CAN PICTURE THAT
AND IT'S THE BEST PICTURE EVER
DRESSED AS A FURRY
DRESSED AS A MOOSE

 

by Benco
1-13-03
Time to go get some STOO
stool? cait are you eating poop again?
I MAY NEVER RETURN
well, duh. you're EATING POOP
*** Siarin is now known as Siarin[GONE4EVER]
i sure wouldn't want to come back after i'd just admitted that to everyone here!
(Siarin[GONE4EVER]) No, I'm eating stoo.

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