THE DICKWAD PRINCIPLE 2: SPANKING YOUR INNER MONKEY

Author: Benco

Date: January 12, 2003

by Benco
1-12-03
"It's not good for you to be staring at that computer screen for so long! Oh, and your sister said she wanted to check on her 'neo pet', so if you wouldn't mind, give her a chance sometime!"
"But mom! I need to reallign my marketing paradigm to Bluehand Incs new model of consumer gratification!"
"I call this board meetng to session. Our first topic of conversation is how much my sister sucks. Bobby, I believe your project to draw a picture of her being fat in ZZT is underway?"
"John! You got rid of the yellow borders! My market research tells me that our audience likes yellow, he said, and I quote 'its the colour of mummie's sunflowers'"
"And afterall, the sunflower IS the state flower, and if our consumers see yellow borders, they'll see how much state pride we have! We could go NATIONAL."